My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 239 - 179: Are You Sure You’ve Never Been in a Car Accident Before?_2

Chapter 239: Chapter 179: Are You Sure You’ve Never Been in a Car Accident Before?_2

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He looked down, lost in thought for a moment.

Once at the venue, the crowd was massive, and the chances of finding Ou Lu again were slim.

Was this perfect opportunity to step into that disaster really going to slip away just like that?

Wouldn’t that be a waste of the effort Xiao Yu had made to create this chance for him?

"In poverty, one cares for oneself, in wealth, one cares for the world, might as well take it as... paying back to my hometown with what I’ve learned..."

Meng Lang took a deep breath and walked towards the bus...

He boarded the bus as if nothing was amiss and even gave the driver a friendly nod with a smile.

The driver simply thought Meng Lang was another doctor from the hospital, gearing up to go watch the Canglang Cup, and returned a friendly smile.

Hitching a ride plan... Success!

Indeed, as long as I’m not embarrassed, no one else will be...

However, he hadn’t walked more than a few steps before someone recognized him.

"Hey! Why are you still following us? Can’t shake you off, can I?"

The speaker was Doctor Fang.

Originally sitting on the bus, pondering how to cozy up to the beauty later, Doctor Fang became irritated when he saw Meng Lang nonchalantly boarding the bus along with them, immediately stood up, and blocked his way.

Doctor Fang’s voice wasn’t low, promptly catching the attention of the other doctors, all of whom turned to look.

The driver also turned around, a look of surprise on his face.

For a moment, Meng Lang became the center of attention again.

Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling, seated in the middle of the bus, naturally noticed as well.

"Wow! I’ve seen persistent, but never someone this dogged!

Xiao Lu, are you sure you don’t remember him?

Could he be your childhood sweetheart, here to fulfil some sort of romantic promise like ’waiting until your hair reaches your waist’?

My head is already running a TV series on this!" Lin Xiaoling said with a laugh.

"Don’t talk nonsense," Ou Lu’s face flushed, but her gaze towards Meng Lang became even more peculiar.

"If you can get on the bus, why can’t I?" Facing the challenge, Meng Lang calmly responded.

Doctor Fang was taken aback by his righteous tone, then sneered.

"Do you think this is a public bus? Have you not seen the sign on the front of the bus? This is the shuttle for Suzhou University Affiliated First Hospital!"

"I know that, so why can’t I sit here?"

Doctor Fang was close to laughing from exasperation.

"What? Are you trying to tell me that you’re also a doctor at our hospital?"

"What? Do you know all the doctors in the hospital?" Meng Lang retorted with a question of his own.

Doctor Fang was lost for words.

Suzhou University Affiliated First Hospital had comprehensive departments, its scale among the top in Su City.

There were 30 clinical departments, 7 medical technology departments, 19 clinical medical teaching and research offices, and 15 research labs for brain and cardiovascular diseases.

Not to mention the staff on duty, just the listed doctors alone numbered more than 1,400!

The temple was so large that even the head monk wouldn’t dare claim to know every single monk, let alone Doctor Fang, a low-ranking doctor.

But seeing the goddess’ gaze on him, Doctor Fang couldn’t let Meng Lang make a fool of him, as that would damage his image.

His eyes darted around.

"Heh! Okay then, you say you’re a doctor, so you must know some medical basics, right?"

"This... A little bit," Meng Lang replied.

"Alright then, let me ask you, if you have a bad kidney and undergo a kidney transplant surgery, then tell me, how many kidneys do you have?"

"Hahaha..."

A burst of laughter erupted from the bus.

This question, in the absence of knowledge about the surgery or for an uninformed layperson, could easily lead to a wrong answer due to intuitive thinking.

While cleverly setting a trap, Doctor Fang didn’t forget to infuse his tone with scorn.

He looked at Meng Lang with a smug smile, ready to see him embarrass himself.

This was an opportunity delivered right to his door to show off in front of the goddess; maybe he should even thank Meng Lang?

"There are three."

"Uh..."

Doctor Fang’s smile froze on his face.

Meng Lang glanced at him with a smile.

"Removing the damaged kidney is a more complex surgery, so typically in a kidney transplant, doctors will simply insert the healthy kidney into the space above our hip bone.

To put it plainly, we are just a container for placing the kidney.

So, whether the kidney is good or not purely depends on the ’size of one’s belly.’"

"Good!" Quite a few onlookers praised inwardly.

Not only had he answered correctly, but he also managed to skillfully turn the tables on his opponent, mocking him for being petty.

It wasn’t a big deal to begin with. Even if he was hitchhiking, with so many empty seats, most doctors really didn’t mind. Making such a fuss about it came off as petty.

Besides, it was still hard to say whether this guy was really hitchhiking or not.

After all, this kind of information was not something a layperson would casually know.

Now, Doctor Fang’s face looked even more unpleasant.

"Who knows if you just got lucky? Let me ask you another question: if a criminal with a troubled mind needs to undergo brain surgery,

but after the surgery, the criminal accuses the head surgeon because the surgeon condemned the criminal’s actions during the procedure. Why is that?"

Another subtle question, and even more specialized and obscure.

Meng Lang looked at him, a faint smile on his lips.

"Because during brain surgery, the patient is awake and will remember most of what is said during the procedure.

Your head will be bolted to a support to prevent any movement.

Anesthesia will be injected along with the bolts, but it will not enter your brain because there are no pain receptors in the brain.

So you wouldn’t feel a thing from start to finish, no matter how your brain is poked."