My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 238 - 179: Are You Sure You’ve Never Been in a Car Accident Before?

Chapter 238: Chapter 179: Are You Sure You’ve Never Been in a Car Accident Before?

"I will never give up!"

With those words, the year’s best actor turned away, tears streaming down his stubbornly determined little face, and left...

Leaving behind only Meng Lang, disheveled by the wind...

With just a few sentences, his acting was off the charts, packed with solid content.

What played out was a classic drama: a rich girl falls hopelessly in love with a poor boy who has his heart set on someone else—an unrequited love triangle.

"Tsk tsk! Such a pretty girl, and she’s chasing after him. Young people nowadays really don’t know how to appreciate what they have."

"You said it, he could have saved himself so many years of struggle by choosing her."

"It’s so unfair, he’s not even as handsome as me!"

"I think this guy did the right thing. He doesn’t want a young and pretty ’Bai Fumei’? You know what that means? It means true love!"

"If you look at the other girl, if I were in his place, it would definitely be true love for me too!"

"There’s nothing wrong with falling in love, but when love costs you money, that’s where you’ve gone seriously wrong!"

"But actually, with proper time management...cough!"

"These young men don’t know the good life a wealthy woman can offer; they mistake true love for treasure..."

"Vulgar! True love is invincible. I admire this young man’s determination for love!"

"Of course, if he could give me that lady’s phone number, I’d be grateful to him for life!"

"..."

Once the drama king had left, the surrounding crowd immediately burst into a mix of envy, sympathy, and admiration.

No matter what, Meng Lang now sported a slew of labels on his head—"love stronger than gold," "loyalty in love," "unmoved by money," among other positive reviews...

In the crowd, there were even calls for the two to just "get together" right there.

Some people really love watching a good drama unfold and fanning the flames!

By the time Meng Lang snapped back to reality and tried to follow, where was Duan Xiaoyi to be found?

Turning around, he realized that Duan Xian, too, had vanished.

Damn!

You and your sister just dig a hole and bolt?

...

From a bush, two pairs of eyes watched from a distance.

"How about that? My ’Beauty Trap’ ploy from the Thirty-Six Stratagems worked pretty well, huh?"

At this moment, Duan Xiaoyi’s face was full of smugness, showing none of her earlier pitiful demeanor.

A beauty trap? Duan Xian rolled his eyes.

"Are you sure your trick will work? Isn’t your method a bit too intense?"

"What do you know! Severe cases require strong medicine!

Trust me, jealousy runs deep in women, especially when facing a competitor who’s a match for them.

If even an outstanding beauty like me fell for Meng, doesn’t that speak volumes about his merits?

My move not only elevates Meng’s great image but also triggers her sense of crisis—killing two birds with one stone.

It will surely make her see Meng in a new light!

Heh, when it comes to women dealing with other women, you guys don’t stand a chance!" Duan Xiaoyi confidently asserted.

Duan Xian: "..."

...

I must admit, Duan Xiaoyi did get one thing right.

Ou Lu was indeed now looking at Meng Lang with "new eyes."

Witnessing Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling giving him strange looks, Meng Lang felt excruciatingly awkward.

I’m really just here to familiarize myself and maybe discuss some academic stuff.

I initially approached her to make a friend, hoping not to be misunderstood as having ulterior motives, even trying to use our fellow townsmanship to bridge the distance.

But now, after all this fuss, the ’suitor’ tag has been welded onto me.

How am I supposed to continue today’s mission?

Meng Lang was really bewildered.

I came here, shamelessly attempting my first pick-up line, hoping for a high-quality life for humanity, a peaceful world, and universal safety.

And here you all are, messing everything up!

Can’t I quietly get on with finding out the truth now?

Meng Lang told himself he needed to stay calm at this time.

No need to ask, this must be the old man Fate tripping me up!

"Xiao Lu, I had no idea you had such a pursuer back in Wu City.

To reject such a pretty girl for you and to follow you all the way to Su City—such a persistent man, aren’t you going to think it over?"

Lin Xiaoling teased.

"What are you talking about!" Ou Lu helplessly rolled her eyes at her.

"Sir, I genuinely don’t know you. Your friend must be mistaken; please clarify it with her."

She too felt bemused being caught up in a strange "love triangle."

"I really do want to explain..."

Meng Lang also felt helpless.

He had just realized that Duan Xiaoyi had mistaken his intentions towards Ou Lu.

And her supposed divine assistance was instead a hardcore sabotage!

The irony was, the acting was so convincing, I almost began to doubt myself!

You claim you owe me, but Oscar owes you an Academy Award...

"Oh no, we’re running out of time. Xiao Lu, let’s hurry; we’ll miss the bus!" Suddenly, Lin Xiaoling glanced at her watch and exclaimed.

"Sorry, handsome, very unlucky timing, we really have to go, but next time, I promise to help you!"

After issuing a hollow promise, she quickly grabbed Ou Lu and headed swiftly towards an exit where a bus was parked.

Watching Meng Lang getting snubbed, Doctor Fang gave him a somewhat schadenfreude glance before also catching up.

"Ah!" Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Stepping out of the door, he looked towards the bus.

A tag prominently placed on the bus’s front read "Suzhou University Affiliated First Hospital" and "Canglang Cup Shuttle".