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Chapter 218 - 169 Three Kingdoms Kill_2
Chapter 218: Chapter 169 Three Kingdoms Kill_2
Wait a minute! Could it be... that this guy is intentionally hiding something?
Meng Lang couldn’t quite understand this guy’s moves anymore...
The game continued, the fourth round, Xiao Yu asked, and Yan Weiwei answered.
"Sister Yan, if Sister and Uncle both fell into the water at the same time, whom would you save first?"
Everyone: "..."
Isn’t this over yet?
But this question...
"Isn’t that obvious! I would definitely..." Yan Weiwei blurted out.
But then Meng Lang coughed, "Cough! Classmate Yan, I need to remind you that what you’re about to give up on is your life saver.
It’s ungrateful and against the chivalrous path to forget such a debt!"
Yan Weiwei: "..."
Well, he seemed to have a point there.
She looked somewhat conflicted at Haitang and then at Meng Lang.
One is a close girlfriend, the other a life saver; giving up on either seemed inappropriate.
She gritted her teeth. "I’ll drink!"
That’s right! When it’s tough, face it together! Hehe!
The fifth round, Haitang asked, Meng Lang answered.
Haitang thought for a moment, "Hmm... do you prefer sweet or salty?"
What?!
Everyone looked unanimously at Haitang.
"Haitang, how... how could you do this? Does that even count as a question?" Yan Weiwei reacted in disbelief.
You won’t help me, and you actually help him?
Plastic sisterhood indeed!
"Why isn’t it a question? I used a question mark," Haitang dodged Yan Weiwei’s gaze.
Her idea was simple.
Yan Weiwei’s goal was "the truth comes out when drunk."
If Meng Lang got drunk and started talking nonsense, blurting out things like "loves law" or other dangerous words, what then?
With so many people around, how embarrassing would that be?
Moreover, with him keeping so many secrets, if he truly revealed something unspeakable...
Even if he won’t silence everyone present, it would surely be trouble for him.
So her strategy was simple.
Protect Meng Lang, and quickly knock out Yan Weiwei to end this game!
"Cough! I like sweet."
The first person to choose answering the question over drinking finally appeared!
Although Meng Lang also found Haitang’s behavior somewhat strange,
but with the "target" treating him as an "ally," the situation was even better!
The sixth round started, Meng Lang asked, Yan Weiwei answered.
"May I ask, at what age did you start practicing martial arts?"
Everyone: "..."
"Three years old?" Even Yan Weiwei herself sounded unsure as she answered.
Has this guy taken the wrong medicine?
Returning good for evil doesn’t go like this!
You’re making it difficult for me to strike back...
Meng Lang stated that his target was never Yan Weiwei.
On the contrary, if she got drunk, it would mean the end of the game, then how could he coax more words out of Haitang?
Seeing how Haitang remained unruffled and calm even after two drinks...
Among the three, Yan Weiwei might actually have the worst alcohol tolerance!
So his strategy was to protect Yan Weiwei, preferably turn her back to their side, help her find her way, and attack Haitang together!
Maybe that would directly lead to "the truth comes out when drunk," achieving his goal in one move?
The seventh round, Xiao Yu asked, Haitang answered.
"Please tell us, if Uncle and Sister Weiwei both fell into the water at the same time, whom would you save first?"
There it was! As expected, the question surfaced again!
For Haitang, this was equally a death sentence.
Not to mention both individuals were indebted to her and Xiao Yu; choosing either could impact her friendship with the other, and emotionally, she was unable to decide.
What else could she do?
Haitang helplessly gave Xiao Yu a look and directly downed another drink.
Xiao Yu effortlessly achieved a triple kill!
Seeing Xiao Yu cover her mouth and giggle, she looked exactly like a weasel that had stolen a hen.
The three of them looked at each other and immediately reached a tacit understanding.
The eighth round, Meng Lang asked, Xiao Yu answered.
Meng Lang chuckled, "Hehe! Let me ask, if your sister and your Sister Weiwei both fell into the water at the same time, whom would you save first?"
"I would save Sister Weiwei first!"
Surprisingly, Xiao Yu gave an answer without hesitation.
"Uh... are you that decisive?" Meng Lang was stunned.
"Hehe! Because my sister can swim!"
"No way! Assume your sister can’t." Meng Lang immediately said.
Xiao Yu’s little face frowned.
This is using their own way against them!
"I... I’m still so young, how can you make a child like me save someone!"
"No worries, just pretend you’re Superman."
"Superman can save two at the same time!"
"Then let’s assume one falls into the Pacific and the other into the Atlantic!"
Xiao Yu: "..."
"Xiao Yu, how does Sister Weiwei usually treat you? If you only care about Haitang, Sister will be heartbroken..." Yan Weiwei pitifully threw in a support.
"I... Is drinking it fine then?"
Xiao Yu frowned, pinched his nose, and poured a cup of bitter gourd juice into his mouth, his face crumpling up completely.
Meng Lang chuckled, having achieved the achievement "All Arrows Fired."
The same question spared no one in the room!
Several more rounds of questioning and answering followed.
Lin Haitang asked Yan Weiwei, "Do you really like girls?"
The normally flamboyant Yan Weiwei turned red and drank.
Yan Weiwei asked Meng Lang, "Drawing a dragon with the left hand and a rainbow with the right, are you serious?"
Under Yan Weiwei’s fiery gaze, Meng Lang drank.
Many questions were asked, but the people questioned didn’t answer.
However, when you ask someone a question and they answer off-topic, it’s already an answer, no need to ask further...
It was Meng Lang’s turn to question Lin Haitang again, and faced with a tough step, he shouldn’t rush.
So he decided to take it slow, starting from the very basic.
"What’s your blood type?"
Lin Haitang drank.
Meng Lang: "..."
He was completely flustered.
Even if the question of blood type came up, you could determine if the family’s autobiography mentioned being a Type A, at least giving something to work with!
You won’t even give me that chance? That’s a bit too much!
Did you sense my goal?
Xiao Yu had played a minor role in these rounds, occasionally looking around, and couldn’t help but sigh to himself.
"The adult world... really is complicated..."
After watching a few rounds, she had roughly figured out the "friend-or-foe situation map" on the field.
Yan Weiwei wanted to team up with Lin Haitang to bring down Meng Lang, Lin Haitang seemed to want to team up with Meng Lang to bring down Yan Weiwei, and Meng Lang wanted to team up with Yan Weiwei to bring down Lin Haitang...
The situation was intricately complicated.
Even with Xiao Yu’s clever mind, dealing with this bunch who didn’t play by the usual rules was a bit baffling.
A good round of truth, turned into a game of Three Kingdoms...
Lucky for me, I’m the "spy," Xiao Yu revealed a sly smile.
"Question! Uncle, how much savings do you have?"
Meng Lang: "... I’ll drink."
One hour later...
"No more, no more! If we keep playing, I’ll really get drunk. How about we stop here?"
At this point, Meng Lang’s face was flushed, and he was visibly drunk.
Worried he would actually pass out and repeat his mistakes, he quickly suggested ending the game.
Mainly because... Lin Haitang was impenetrable, and he couldn’t get anything out of her, so what’s the point of playing anymore!
"I can’t do it anymore either, my mouth is so bitter." Xiao Yu stuck out his little tongue.
"Yeah! Agreed!"
Among the three, Lin Haitang clearly drank the most but looked completely sober, in fact, the most clear-headed one.
This left Meng Lang secretly amazed. Should he say it’s no wonder she’s a girl from the north?
Misjudging the enemy’s strength!
"No... Not done yet! Having not brought you down, how... how can we just end it! Let’s... let’s keep going!"
Watching Yan Weiwei already slumping on the sofa with a slurred speech, the others automatically ignored her opinion.
Xiao Yu frowned and swiftly ran to rinse his mouth.
Lin Haitang escorted Meng Lang to the door.
"Rest early."
"Yeah! You too."
As he turned to leave, he couldn’t help but turn back and ask one more question, "Lawyer Lin, what exactly is your blood type?"
Lin Haitang: "..."
Seeing the other’s peculiar expression, Meng Lang cleared his throat.
"Cough! Nothing personal, I was just curious why you’d rather drink than answer such a simple question.
You know, once curiosity kicks in, then..."
"Type O." "Bang!"
"Er..."
Watching the door being closed, Meng Lang scratched his head.
It seems he could basically rule it out since he himself was Type A.
What a fiery night, just to find out someone’s blood type, how long would it take to know her birth time and zodiac if you have to investigate?
Is this forcing me to use a weapon beyond time and space...
"Decided! The next battle is with you, Lawyer Lin!"
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