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Chapter 217 - 169: Three Kingdoms Kill

Chapter 217: Chapter 169: Three Kingdoms Kill

"The game rules are very simple. There are 4 cards here, one is a big king, one is a small king, and two are normal cards."

"The four of us will each draw a card, and the person who draws the big king will have to accept a punishment, while the person who draws the small king will get to ask a question."

"You must answer the question truthfully. If you choose not to answer, you’ll have to drink a shot as a penalty."

"Of course, Xiao Yu can just replace it with some bitter gourd juice."

"Also, each question can only be asked once, you can’t repeat the same question to the same person!"

After listening to Meng Lang’s explanation of the rules, Yan Weiwei pouted.

"Isn’t this just Truth or Dare?"

Two people drinking had turned into four people playing a game. Her plan was completely ruined...

"Oh, if you don’t want to play, never mind. Anyway, drinking contests can really damage relationships. Let’s just go watch TV," Meng Lang said indifferently.

Yan Weiwei’s eyes flickered as she realized this could be a good opportunity to probe into Meng Lang’s secrets.

"Who says I won’t play! I’m not scared of you!"

"What about you guys?" Meng Lang, now desperate, looked toward Lin Haitang.

"Sounds like fun, I want to play!" Xiao Yu smiled and raised her hand.

Three against one, Lin Haitang found it hard to refuse and nodded in agreement.

It didn’t take long for everyone to clear the table and sit in a circle on the sofa.

Each person had a glass in front of them, three glasses were filled with white liquor, and one with bitter gourd juice.

The game began.

Meng Lang shuffled the four cards in his hand and placed them on the table face down, then everyone picked one.

After everyone drew their cards, Meng Lang looked at his and saw it was a normal one, feeling a bit disappointed.

"Hahaha! I’m the small king! Who got the big king?" Yan Weiwei said excitedly.

"It’s me." Lin Haitang helplessly flipped her card, revealing the big king.

Meng Lang’s spirits lifted as he looked toward Yan Weiwei, hoping she would ask a question of personal interest to him.

"Then I’m going to ask my question, hehe!" Yan Weiwei’s eyes gleamed.

"Ask away! What’s my Fetion nickname?"

Meng Lang: "???"

Lin Haitang: "..."

Shit!

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment before realizing this girl was deliberately going easy on him.

But not quite... To call it going easy wasn’t quite right; this was clearly open flirting!

"Hehe! Haitang sis, we’re like sisters, closer than gold. Our guns should be united against the outside world!" Yan Weiwei hinted meaningfully with a glance at a certain Meng.

The implication was already quite blunt.

She wanted to make a deal with Lin Haitang—go easy on each other and then gang up on Meng Lang.

"Hey hey! That’s too much!" Meng Lang protested.

"How am I too much? Does your rule say we can’t form alliances? Interpersonal relationships are a form of strength, too!" Yan Weiwei argued defiantly.

Meng Lang couldn’t rebut her.

After all, Truth or Dare inherently involved forming alliances as a strategy, so he really couldn’t argue with that.

Just that he hadn’t expected Yan Weiwei to be so blatant about it.

Simazhao’s intentions are well known to everyone!

Yan Weiwei had a clear goal—to get Meng Lang drunk... or at least tipsy, so she could have him spill all his secrets in one go!

Meng Lang inwardly cursed his bad luck. If these two decided to team up and get him drunk, things would be extremely unfavorable for him...

"I’ll drink!"

Yet, surprisingly, Lin Haitang gave Yan Weiwei a cold look and straight up downed her glass in one gulp.

It was clear... she didn’t accept the flirtation!

Alliance broken!

"Pff!" Meng Lang burst out laughing as Yan Weiwei’s triumphant smile froze.

Amidst Yan Weiwei’s look of grievance, the second round began.

"Yay! I’m the small king!" Xiao Yu exclaimed excitedly.

"I’m the big king." This time, it was Meng Lang’s turn to be targeted, but he grinned.

Didn’t she realize what his relationship was with Xiao Yu? This round was in the bag!

Meng Lang gave Xiao Yu significant looks.

"Uncle, question! If Sister and Sister Weiwei both fell into the water at the same time, whom would you save first?"

Emmm...

All eyes turned to Meng Lang.

Facing Xiao Yu’s mischievous grin, Meng Lang’s face fell.

Clearly, his own little angel... had a mischievous side...

Logically, he should choose Lin Haitang, as they were the official couple.

But to say so in front of everyone would be like making a public confession. With so many people around, if she became shy and left as she had before, how would he continue to pry information?

Besides, one was an ex, and one was a potential next.

To save the ex would suggest lingering feelings; to save the next, would it be considered moving on too quickly?

Quite a dilemma, it was indeed a question designed to make one a scumbag!

"Cough! I can’t swim."

"Assuming you can!"

"Then I’m a very good swimmer, could save two at once."

"Dodging the question won’t do, uncle. You can only choose one. Teehee!"

"..."

Meng Lang thought he could see the little devil’s tail wagging behind Xiao Yu.

With no other choice, he picked up his glass. "I’ll drink."

In the third round, the big king was Lin Haitang again, and the small king, Meng Lang.

He suddenly became excited; at last, his chance had arrived!

"Question time! Compared to other people, what do you believe is your most distinct trait?"

Hm? Distinct trait?

Lin Haitang paused, clearly not expecting Meng Lang to ask such a question and hesitated.

"I drink!"

"What????" Meng Lang was dumbfounded, full of anticipation.

Even a simple answer like ’I am beautiful’ would have been acceptable to him, but she wouldn’t even answer that?

Does she find the drink tasty?