My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 181 - 152: Eradicating You in the Name of Evil

Chapter 181: Chapter 152: Eradicating You in the Name of Evil

Backstage among the teachers.

"X Chronicles? Is there such a thing in a children’s play?"

"I have no idea, sounds like something from a cartoon, right?"

"Mr. Fang, what exactly is your class’s act? You kept it very secret."

"Uh... it should be a science education-themed play, I guess."

"Science-themed play? Is there even a category like that in plays? Mr. Fang, the way you choose acts is quite out of the ordinary."

"Cough! Well... we can’t kill the kids’ creativity and enthusiasm for participating, right?"

Amidst the murmuring, the stage curtains slowly opened, revealing something to the audience... A door?

A slightly rough mechanical double door made of cardboard appeared, with a sign that had "ACE2" written on it in black marker.

At the same time, a female voice-over came through the speakers.

[Our body is like a vast city, and each cell is a factory within it.

The normal operation of the factory is essential to maintain the regular functioning of the city...]

[Here is the lung area, the factory of type II ACE2 alveolar cells, responsible for controlling the normal expansion of the alveoli, satisfying the body’s oxygen needs for daily activity.]

"Tap tap tap~"

As the voice-over ended, Xiao Yu, dressed in a black princess dress with a small cape on her back and a crown on her head, walked slowly from backstage with the poise of a model.

The black tulle dress made Xiao Yu’s skin appear as white as snow, and together with a touch of makeup, she looked like a small princess straight out of a fairytale.

"Wow! It’s Xiao Yu! She’s so cute!" Yan Weiwei couldn’t help but have stars in her eyes. "Damn it! The ’tricked into having a daughter’ series!"

Meng Lang had just recovered from his shock when he was thunderstruck by Yan Weiwei’s comment.

This line... isn’t suitable for an unmarried woman to say, is it?

"Ohoho! So this is the place? The owner of this body never wears a mask, so it was a piece of cake getting in.

Well then... let’s get down to work!"

Xiao Yu flashed an evil smile, walked up to the door, and pressed her palm against a PAD tablet that was taped to the door; the PAD immediately lit up.

[Fingerprint recognition in progress... Face scanning in progress...]

"Ohoho! I’ve already hacked the door’s security, because my spikes can perfectly match the receptors on the door!"

[Beep! Recognition successful, welcome!]

"Tss~"

The door slowly opened to both sides; from the audience, one could vaguely see a chubby butt tucked behind the door, seemingly pulling on a rope mechanism to control the opening of the door.

"Haha..." The audience responded with good-natured laughter to this blooper.

Xiao Yu walked into the door, made a round and returned to the center of the stage, indicating she had entered the interior of the factory, as the doors slowly closed.

"Ohoho! Entering here was just too easy..."

But before her triumphant laughter had subsided, three little ones dressed in round, plush outfits with "lysosome" written on them rushed out.

"Stop right there! Who are you, and why don’t we have your information in our database?"

"What? Detected so soon? Well then, no need for disguise any longer!" Xiao Yu threw off her cape.

"That’s right! I am the embodiment of evil, Virus Queen X! I’m here today to represent evil and annihilate you!"

"Hahaha!"

Again, the audience was amused by this line.

"What? That’s outrageous!"

"You dare to be so arrogant even as a virus!"

"Brothers, attack! Use the dissolution ray!"

The three lysosomes crossed their arms, striking a dynamic light wave pose.

[Boom boom boom!]

After a few explosion sounds, Xiao Yu clutched her chest in disbelief and fell down.

"Darn it! To be defeated... so quickly..."

After finishing her line, Xiao Yu lay still on the ground.

"Hmph! That’s the fate of those who invade cells!"

"Target eliminated, mission accomplished!"

"Brothers! Retreat!"

Seeing this, the triumphant lysosomes ran a couple of laps around the "corpse" of the Virus Queen and then exited the stage.

Just in time, the voice-over chimed in.

[Harmful substances that enter the cell are dissolved by lysosomes; almost all harmful substances are destroyed at this stage.]

"Ohohoho..."

However, soon, the familiar laugh sounded again, and the "corpse" of Virus Queen X slowly began to move.

"You think it’s that easy to kill me? You humans are just too naive!"

"Each time you forget that to kill us, you have to destroy our core, ah!"

"What you just dissolved was merely my shell; it didn’t harm my core at all! Ohohoho..."

Xiao Yu slowly stood up and, hands on hips, let out another round of her signature queenly laughter.

Voice-over: [When dissolved by lysosomes, the virus injects its core RNA into our cells.]

Xiao Yu, as if nobody else was there, took two turns inside the "factory" and then headed to the door again.

Seeing that the sign on the door hadn’t changed, the corners of Xiao Yu’s mouth twitched.

"Cough cough!" She coughed softly, as if to remind someone of something.

Immediately, a chubby little hand emerged somewhat frantically from behind the door, turned over the "ACE2" sign, and then quickly retracted.

The "RNA Workshop" door instantly changed its identity.

"Hahaha..." This scene made the audience, who had been watching with great interest, burst into laughter.