Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 792 - 762

Chapter 792: Chapter 762

"You motherfucker, why are you being a dog for Rabbit instead of being a proper Toad!"

"Pah!"

"You damn bastard!"

The other demons just started cussing him out!

The green toad was bowing so low from all the scolding, he was basically bent over a hundred and eighty degrees, totally unable to lift his head.

At this point, Yi Zheng spoke up: "You little toad have some serious brains, you did well. As a reward, I’m not killing you today. Later, when I send these three wastes back to Newbie Village in pieces, you get to be king of Sanchuan Land."

As soon as the green toad heard this, he got super hyped. The pressure that had him bent over from so many evil eyes disappeared in a flash, and he suddenly stood tall! He even dared to glare right back at them, shouting excitedly, "Why are y’all yelling at me?

How those three assholes usually treat everyone, do I even have to say it?

Do they even see you guys as toads?

Yeah, I’m a toad, I’m a toad that you guys call Rabbit’s dog!

But now what I want to say is—!"

The green toad clenched his fist: "Because I was a dog, now I get to be the king of Sanchuan Land!

So what if I was a dog?"

The green toad bowed low in front of Yi Zheng, stuck his tongue out and went, "Woof! Woof! Woof!" three times.

The woofs were so on point they even stunned Yi Zheng. This toad is a talent!

Yi Zheng asked, "What’s your name?"

The green toad said, "I’m Bai Yanlang!"

Yi Zheng gave him a big thumbs up: "Great name!"

Then he patted Bai Yanlang’s head: "I keep my word. In a moment after I kill those three, you’ll be king of Sanchuan Land. I’ll help you reach Level Eleven Divine Beast, help you survive the Tribulation!"

Bai Yanlang fell to his knees, bawling his eyes out, "You’re basically my second father!

Boss, you have no idea, back in the day..."

The next ten thousand words are omitted here.

Bai Yanlang was mid-speech when—BOOM!

Storm Toad smashed Thunder-Controlling Toad’s skull to bits with one swing, brain matter everywhere, Divine Soul burst out!

Once Thunder-Controlling Toad lost his body, that trippy illusion effect vanished. His Divine Soul stared at the Storm Toad coming at him with a giant hammer, terror all over his face!

Only now did he realize that the one who’d just been brawling with him was actually his own brother!

"Storm! Stop!" Thunder-Controlling Toad shouted.

Too bad Storm Toad couldn’t hear him, just whacked down with another instinctive hammer swing!

Thunder-Controlling Toad’s Divine Soul was instantly smashed to dust, off to watch pure-black TV now.

With Thunder-Controlling Toad dead, Storm Toad lost his enemy, caught his breath for a sec, and then kicked the bucket too.

Dude had too many holes in him, blood streaming out like crazy, finally bled out to death...

Mutual destruction!

Another draw!

Zi Xing laughed so hard he looked like a three-hundred-pound idiot, dashing to the gambling table to scoop up his winnings.

Everyone else had pitch-black faces: "Damn, those two toads have gotta be shills, right?"

"Zi Xing, you better spill—are you in on this with them, scamming us?!"

They were shouting, but deep down they knew. No way this was an act, after all, those three toads hadn’t come here for anything good, they just messed with the wrong person was all.

With both toads gone, Bai Yanlang jumped out, pointing at the wild monsters of Sanchuan Land: "Your king’s dead and after coming back, your powers will drop by 30 percent!

Even if you don’t drop out of the Divine Beast Realm, you can forget ever challenging Kunlun again.

My boss is merciful. If you surrender and pledge loyalty to Kunlun now, you get to live. But hesitate for even half a second, and you’ll all get sent back to Newbie Village."

Then Bai Yanlang added, "What’s so bad about working for Kunlun?

Look at me, raking in real benefits!

Those three toads weren’t ever that nice to you guys either, always bossing you around, right?

With my boss, well, at worst it’s like that.

But if you surrender early, there are guaranteed perks!

Seriously, look at me!"

Everyone knew, even if Bai Yanlang was mostly full of crap, the path he pointed out was genuinely correct.

If they didn’t surrender now, the big rabbits would kill them later anyway, lose Levels, lose Realm, way too heavy a loss.

If the hunting doesn’t stop, you could end up right back in Newbie Village in one night.

Facing death, those who were just glaring at Bai Yanlang before started smacking their chests and cursing themselves—why didn’t I surrender sooner? I could be a Divine Beast! I could be the king of Sanchuan Land!

Even now, they hesitated—after all, who knows if the new boss is better than the last? If he sucks more, might as well just die and go back to Newbie Village.

Right this moment, Yi Zheng stepped forward. Looking at the wild monsters with that kind, holy glow about him, he seemed both lofty and down-to-earth, a savior for all.

He gave a long sigh: "Folks, Heaven cherishes life. If I can avoid killing, I really don’t want to.

If you join my Divine Country of Confucianism, I guarantee your safety.

And you’ll all get fair treatment in my Divine Country.

Our country’s vision is: everyone has money to spend, everyone has a home, no bullying, and you can even afford to raise kids!"

The wild monsters all froze, then turned to look at the Divine Country folks—hey, turns out they really DO have kids around!

Most important of all, that divine glow coming off this rabbit gave them a real sense of peace and trust.

Bai Yanlang called out again: "If you don’t surrender now, when will you?

You really want to die and go back to Newbie Village?"

People looked at Bai Yanlang, then at the compassionate Yi Zheng. Having lost their old king, panicked and clueless, these demons all began shouting: "We submit to Kunlun!"

Yi Zheng grinned with delight.

Back in the day, he would’ve just butchered all these wild monsters—enemies had to be sent back to Newbie Village or wiped out to feel safe.

But now things are different. The reason’s simple—the stronger your little brothers are, the more Faith Power you get out of them.

So Yi Zheng wants as many powerful little brothers as possible, which means, if you don’t have to kill, then don’t kill.

He once again put on a face of benevolence, gentleness, and righteousness: "Welcome to the Divine Country of Confucianism! From now on we’re all brothers—no one’s allowed to hurt you. If you get bullied, report it to the Divine Country, and we’ll get you justice!"

At these words, the wild monsters of Sanchuan Land—who had suffered for so long under the Three Great Toads—just broke down in tears, crying out: "The boss is righteous!"

Yi Zheng smiled as he soaked up the crowd’s praise, thinking to himself: "Ah... can’t help it, I’m just too nice!"

Yi Zheng was quite pleased with all this, especially the way he looked at Bai Yanlang—super satisfied!

"Bai Yanlang lives up to his name. His reputation is well-earned!" Yi Zheng thought to himself.

Yi Zheng had absolutely zero hard feelings toward Bai Yanlang. Why? Because as a wild monster, loyalty was never their thing to begin with!

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