Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 786 - 756: The Misunderstanding Is Quite Big

Chapter 786: Chapter 756: The Misunderstanding Is Quite Big

Liu Fei also sneaked a glance at Yi Zheng, and she noticed that Yi Zheng’s gaze was indeed peculiar.

Liu Fei said, "No way, the Sect Master has known Luo Beibei for quite some time now, if he wanted to make a move, he would’ve done so long ago."

Wang Meng said, "Back then, Beibei was just a little loli, a child, but now she’s grown up. Perhaps your Sect Master has a taste for that now?"

Beibei glared at Wang Meng, "Stop talking nonsense..."

Even as she said this, Beibei felt a bit flustered.

Having caught the attention of a Rabbit, she didn’t know whether to be happy or burst into tears.

Seeing that Rabbit glancing back at her now and then, she finally couldn’t hold it in anymore, just as she was about to shout, Madman sidled up to Rabbit and slyly said, "Rabbit, I have something good, do you want to try it?"

Yi Zheng glanced at him, not even turning his head as he said, "What good stuff could you possibly have?"

Madman took out a bottle from a ring, it contained some liquid, and when gently shaken it even produced bubbles. Madman said, "This is the good wine from my hometown, most people can’t get used to it at first, but once they do, they fall in love with it.

This stuff with barbecue is simply the perfect match!"

Yi Zheng glanced at the bottle and his eyes widened, "Beer?!"

Although Yi Zheng had crafted a beer cow at the Taiyin Armory back then, the beer milked from that cow always lacked something in taste.

Hearing Yi Zheng’s remark, Madman said, "Want to try some?"

Yi Zheng snatched it away, flicked his fingers, and the cap flew off. He took a big swig, the beer was icy cold, and the fizz brought on a long belch which made Yi Zheng’s eyes sparkle, "Authentic! Where did you get this?!"

Madman grinned, "Of course, it’s home-brewed. With so many beer craftsmen among the players in Daxia, I gathered them to set up a brewery and business is booming now."

Yi Zheng’s eyes sparkled, "Get me a branch factory someday! No wait, are you selling the technique? I’ll buy it!"

Madman shook his head, "Rabbit, this technique is one of a kind, even the system needs it, so I can’t sell it. I’m hoping to make a fortune off this stuff..."

Yi Zheng slapped the table, "A Subdivine Artifact for it, deal?"

Madman was about to shake his head but then his eyes suddenly widened, "What did you say?"

Yi Zheng said, "A Subdivine Artifact, are you selling or not? Last chance, nod if you are, leave it if not! Best I just spend money to buy from your factory, how dare you not sell to me?"

Yi Zheng poised like he’d just snatch it if Madman wouldn’t sell.

Madman said exasperatedly, "You’re so unreasonable... Fine, I’ll reluctantly sell you the recipe and the factory."

Yi Zheng slapped the table, "Are you reluctant? Then I won’t buy it!"

With that, Yi Zheng turned to leave, and with a bang, Madman kneeled in front of Yi Zheng, "Master, don’t go, I can quote a high price, you can haggle, that’s the way it goes.

Actually, I’m not troubled at all..."

Yi Zheng gave him a look, "But I feel troubled, it seems like I’m losing out, not buying anymore."

"Please, if you buy the distillery, I’ll not only give you the brewmaster and distillery, I’ll throw in a couple of wineries making red wine and Moutai, and a street full of snack stalls, how about that?" Madman babbled as if pouring out beans, afraid to speak slowly and let the Rabbit run away.

That’s a Subdivine Artifact, no less, not to mention everything he just said, he’d give away everything he owned for it!

He’d long been annoyed by Xun Long, that guy’s been looking down on everyone since he got a Subdivine Artifact.

Looking at the honest-looking Madman in front of him, Yi Zheng said, "You do have a bit of sincerity, fine, I’ll grudgingly agree to your terms.

Bring that street and those three factories to my Divine Country, then I’ll give you the Subdivine Artifact."

"Deal!"

Having learned from experience, Madman had realized that this Rabbit was intentionally helping him, getting involved would just cause unnecessary trouble.

With the deal settled, Yi Zheng stretched out his little hand, "How much beer do you have left? Give it all to me!"

Madman immediately handed over the ring, "It’s all beer inside, about a few hundred cases, take your time drinking."

Upon hearing there were a few hundred cases, Yi Zheng was instantly excited, "Are they all chilled?"

Madman nodded, "They’ve been chilled, absolutely ice-cold. The one you just had was actually a bit warm."

Without a word, Yi Zheng swigged down the beer in his hand, then took out a new bottle, but after wiping it down he was still unsatisfied, so he used his Ice Attribute spiritual energy to sweep over it lightly, instantly frosting the beer bottle with frost and even ice shards inside.

Yi Zheng felt the chill of the beer in his hand and smiled contentedly, then strode off towards Luo Beibei in the distance.

Luo Beibei saw that Rabbit rushing over and felt quite nervous, her eyes somewhat flustered, she thought to herself, "If he confesses, what should I do?"

"Should I agree or refuse?"

"Agree? He’s strong, and he’s helped us a lot, but he’s a Rabbit, I can’t fall in love!"

"Refuse? Will he get angry and block me forever, will he blacklist all of Daxia’s people? Wouldn’t I go down in history as a villain?"

Just as Luo Beibei’s little brain was spinning out of control, Rabbit rushed to her, looking up with big watery eyes, and slowly opened his mouth, "Um..."

"If I’m going to die, so be it, I’ll sacrifice myself for humanity!" Luo Beibei screamed in her heart and then shouted with her eyes closed, "I agree!

But we need to have two kids, one with your surname, one with mine, and after marriage my parents must live with us, I don’t care about your pocket money but no domestic violence..."

After Luo Beibei finished yelling, she found herself surrounded by dead silence.

She slowly opened her eyes, only to see Rabbit holding a beer bottle in his mouth, staring at her with wide eyes, looking utterly bewildered!

Looking around, everyone was staring at her in shock, mouths agape...

Then Rabbit said, "Beibei, are you out of your mind?"

I just wanted a barbecue skewer, and you’ve got marriage, kids, domestic violence, raising kids, and arranging the elders all planned out?

Luo Beibei was dumbfounded: "Huh? What?"

Yi Zheng pointed at the barbecue skewer in Luo Beibei’s hand, "I wanted to eat that, honestly you grill this really well, tastes just like home."

Luo Beibei’s eyes widened, "You were peeking at me, actually peeking at the skewer?"

Yi Zheng said, "What else would it be?"

Luo Beibei’s face flushed, her cheeks instantly becoming rosy, and the stares from those around her felt intensely piercing. In a fit of embarrassment and anger, she threw the skewer at Yi Zheng’s face, "Eat, eat, all you know is eating, serves you right for being single for decades!"

Then Luo Beibei bolted away in a run, her face burning at the thought of her recent antics, wishing she could find a hole to crawl into.

How embarrassing, what a disaster!