Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 659 - 629: Bathing with Chang’e

Chapter 659: Chapter 629: Bathing with Chang’e

Yi Zheng still had another question, "How strong are those rabbits?"

Fairy Chang’e’s eyes flashed with a touch of sorrow, "Very... troublesome."

Yi Zheng was taken aback, if they were strong, just say strong, if weak, just say weak. What did she mean by troublesome?

Fairy Chang’e seemed to realize she hadn’t made herself clear, and so she explained, "Those creatures have very low defense power, but they employ very strange methods, and their offensive moves are also very sharp. They can tear apart any array or defense treasure. Most importantly, they can’t die!"

Yi Zheng stroked his chin, "Can’t die?"

Fairy Chang’e nodded, "Yes, they seem to have undying bodies. As long as that black fog is still there, they can resurrect indefinitely."

Hearing this, Yi Zheng really had a headache. Those things that can’t be killed were truly troublesome.

Fortunately, Yi Zheng had never considered duking it out with them to the death.

At dusk, Yi Zheng looked at the gradually dimming sky, his big eyes sneakily shifting towards Chang’e, and he coughed, "Uh, Fairy Chang’e, aren’t you sleepy?"

Chang’e stretched, yawned, and said, "I am starting to feel a bit sleepy."

Yi Zheng immediately became excited, his ears perked up, his eyes shining, "I’m sleepy too. Shall we sleep?"

Chang’e looked at the sky, which was just turning to dusk, and said, "It’s too early, let’s wait a bit longer."

Yi Zheng shook his head, "Wait for what? The ancients say, one should rise at sunrise and rest at sunset. The sun has set, so we should rest."

Chang’e thought there was some sense in this, "Then I’ll go take a bath."

After saying that, Chang’e turned and headed towards the bathroom, and upon hearing this, Yi Zheng immediately followed her excitedly.

Chang’e heard the footsteps, turned her head to look, and asked, "What... are you doing?"

Yi Zheng grinned, "Taking a bath!"

Yi Zheng thought Chang’e would refuse, but to his surprise, Chang’e actually nodded, "Okay."

Awoo!

At that moment, Yi Zheng almost let out a howl of joy.

Bathing together with Chang’e?

This was definitely every man’s dream.

Yi Zheng happily hopped and skipped following Chang’e into the bathroom. Then Chang’e began filling the bathtub with water, while Yi Zheng eagerly snapped his fingers and his clothes automatically went into his backpack.

In fact, his Dark Moon Robe was always in invisible mode, so taking it off or not didn’t really make much of a difference.

But he shivered as soon as he took it off—the cold aura of the Guanghan Palace hit him with a chilly breeze.

However, the next moment, Chang’e grabbed his ear, lifting him up along with it.

Yi Zheng blissfully closed his eyes, "Happiness comes too suddenly!"

Splash!

Yi Zheng was thrown into the bathtub. He mischievously dived in and then emerged from the water, wiping the droplets off his face, and excitedly shouted, "Quick, quick, quick..."

Then he saw Chang’e approaching with a brush in her hand.

Yi Zheng immediately had an ominous feeling, "Sister Chang’e, aren’t you... going to take a bath?"

Chang’e smiled tenderly, "I’ll wash you first, then I’ll bathe after you’re done."

Yi Zheng looked at the big brush, "Then... what’s that thing for?"

Chang’e said matter-of-factly, "To bathe you. Your fur is so thick, without this, it won’t get clean, right?"

Yi Zheng, seeing that the brush was half his size, lost his composure and screamed, "Keep it away from me!"

"Hahaha, you’re afraid of something too!" Chang’e was amused to see the plump little rabbit looking like this, she grabbed the rabbit ear and scrubbed vigorously towards that chubby behind!

"Awoo!"

...

Meanwhile, Zhu Ganglie, Thousand-Mile Eye, Sharp-Hearing Ear, and Mo Lihai gathered together once again.

Driven by curiosity, Thousand-Mile Eye asked, "Zhu Ganglie, what did you call us here for this time?"

With a sly grin, Zhu Ganglie chuckled and said, "Of course, I called you guys over to watch a show! An absolutely great show at that!"

The others were puzzled.

Zhu Ganglie explained, "I have already made arrangements, and they’re on their way to the Moon now."

The others suddenly realized what he meant!

Mo Lihai yelled, "Sharp-Hearing Ear, Thousand-Mile Eye, hurry up and bring out the Heavenly Jewel Mirror!"

With a wave of his hand, Thousand-Mile Eye sent the Heavenly Jewel Mirror soaring, its golden light piercing through the void, once again casting its gaze towards Guanghan Palace.

However, they discovered that the courtyard was completely empty. Zhu Ganglie, seeing the steam billowing from the bathroom, immediately rubbed his hands, his breathing accelerated as he said, "Look there, look there!"

Thousand-Mile Eye, Sharp-Hearing Ear, and Mo Lihai also became excited, but Thousand-Mile Eye did not move the Heavenly Jewel Mirror.

An impatient Zhu Ganglie urged, "What are you looking at? Hurry up, man!"

With a wry smile, Thousand-Mile Eye said, "You think I don’t want to? But I can’t."

"Why not?" Zhu Ganglie asked, confused.

Mo Lihai also asked, "Yeah, why? Can’t we even take a peek?"

Thousand-Mile Eye sighed and said, "You guys know that the Heavenly Jewel Mirror isn’t mine; it’s the prized treasure of the Jade Emperor.

Although the Heavenly Jewel Mirror is said to be able to monitor the entire All Heavens realm, and the Jade Emperor is said to manage All Heavens, everyone understands that being able to do so and actually doing it are two different things.

There are some beings that even the Jade Emperor wouldn’t dare to offend lightly.

While the Heavenly Jewel Mirror is indeed a miraculous treasure of heaven and earth, trying to spy silently on those almighty beings is simply not feasible.

The void around them is shrouded in Chaos, through which the Heavenly Jewel Mirror cannot see.

Besides, even if we did go to look, those beings could see through the divine secrets with just a glance, and who knows, they might just trace back through the Heavenly Jewel Mirror and come flipping our table.

When the Jade Emperor gave us the Heavenly Jewel Mirror for our use, it came with the stipulation that it cannot be used for misdeeds or spying.

Normally, it’s okay to watch external affairs, but if we were to spy on Chang’e bathing, the moment the Heavenly Jewel Mirror is directed there, Sharp-Hearing Ear and I would probably lose our heads."

Hearing this, Zhu Ganglie couldn’t help but curse, "Cowards, all of you! Look at me!

For Chang’e, what does it matter if I turn into a pig?

And besides, ’a bald scar as big as a bowl,’ if I had the Heavenly Jewel Mirror, I’d definitely take a look no matter what!"

Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear simply rolled their eyes at him, thinking, "You think we’re as sex-crazed as you?"

Unable to see Chang’e, Zhu Ganglie felt utterly dissatisfied, but just then, the grand gates banged open.

Following that, a blur of something bright and white dashed out from the bathroom, complaining with a panicked face, "Damn it, I’m never bathing with Chang’e again, that lady hits too low! Almost scrubbed me raw!"

As soon as these words were out, the eyes of the four onlookers turned red.

Thousand-Mile Eye gleamed with excitement and said, "Holy crap, even Jade Rabbit gets such perks?"

Sharp-Hearing Ear sarcastically remarked, "Zhu Ganglie, no wonder you transformed into Jade Rabbit trying to sneak in; did you know about this benefit all along? Damn, if I had known, I would’ve given it a go, too!"

Mo Lihai commented, "Fairy Chang’e usually seems so dignified, yet she has such... tastes. "

"Shut up, all of you shut up! My Sister Chang’e is the paragon of conduct and speech among the female fairies of the world. She is noble, graceful, gentle, and generous – the very epitome of beauty and etiquette! She is not at all what you imagine!"