Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 656 - 626: Leading Chang’e Astray

Chapter 656: Chapter 626: Leading Chang’e Astray

The next moment, the scene of the Moon appeared on the Heavenly Mirror, with the camera panning to Guanghan Palace, just in time to see a large table filled with delicacies, many unique candles, and the sky full of Fire Chickens.

Then, Fairy Chang’e and Rabbit were seen sitting opposite each other, each with a look of bliss in their eyes...

In an instant, Zhu Ganglie’s eyes were nearly shooting flames, "God damn it, where did this rabbit come from?

Is it cutting in line?

Don’t you know about first come, first served?

And a candlelight dinner too? Who the hell did they learn this from?!"

Seeing Zhu Ganglie in fury, Mo Lihai had a stroke of inspiration and stepped forward, "It’s not about who they learned it from, this was all orchestrated by that rabbit!

Just look at that table, those delicacies, that fire, and all around the atmosphere of liveliness, they’re all Rabbit’s doing!

Purification Envoy, I think you were right about what you just said about ethics; first come, first served is the way it should be!

Besides, in terms of appearance, scholarship, or status, how could that rabbit compare to you?"

Sharp-Hearing Ear immediately chimed in, "Let’s not talk about that. Who in the world doesn’t know about the relationship between Purification Envoy and Fairy Chang’e? Everyone consciously keeps their distance, only this rabbit, not only doesn’t keep its distance but even makes advances.

This rabbit clearly wants to steal your girl!"

Mo Lihai followed up, "That’s like taking your woman. This isn’t just about losing face; this is a slap to your face!"

Sharp-Hearing Ear added, "Can you tolerate that? If it were me, I definitely couldn’t! Not just Taiyin Star, even if it were the Palace of the Polestar, I would have to go and argue for justice!"

"Arghh!" Zhu Ganglie roared in anger, as every pore of his body seemed to spit fire, "This rabbit is overstepping with me!"

But Zhu Ganglie didn’t actually head off towards Taiyin Star; angry as he was, he wasn’t stupid enough to be swayed by a few words from a few people.

He kept silent, glaring intently at the Heavenly Mirror.

At that moment, without him having to say anything, Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear had already proactively moved the Heavenly Mirror in front of Zhu Ganglie for a clearer view.

On the Moon, Yi Zheng remarked, "Fairy Chang’e, you should eat now, before it gets cold."

Fairy Chang’e nodded, and then gracefully tore off a small piece of mutton and placed it into her mouth, her large eyes slowly closing, her face filled with enjoyment.

Yi Zheng grinned, "You’re too refined."

Fairy Chang’e cocked her head, looking at Yi Zheng, "Isn’t this the proper way to eat?"

Yi Zheng pursed his lips, "That’s not eating, that’s tasting. Let me show you how I eat!"

Having said that, Yi Zheng jumped onto the table, grabbed the wine jug with one hand and tore off a leg of lamb with the other, then took a bite of the lamb and a big gulp of wine, chewing with his cheeks bulging and greasy mouth shining.

Although it didn’t look very elegant, it somehow seemed like he was really enjoying the taste.

Fairy Chang’e inquired, "Is it tastier to eat like this?"

Yi Zheng bared his teeth in affirmation, "Of course it’s tastier!"

Upon seeing this, Zhu Ganglie cursed loudly, "You rude and vulgar rabbit, you think Chang’e is just anyone? She’s the utmost beauty under the heavens. Would she be as uncultured, uneducated, and lacking in manners as you, gobbling food so greedily?"

No sooner had he spoken than he saw Chang’e tear off a large chunk of meat and, hesitantly reaching for the wine jug.

Zhu Ganglie panicked at this sight, yelling, "No, don’t do it!

Fairy Chang’e, your image!

You can’t learn bad habits from that rabbit!

When eating, looking good is most important!

Isn’t it okay to prioritize appearance over taste?"

Meanwhile, Rabbit held up a thumbs up, "That’s right, that’s how you eat! Eat heartily!

Eating tiny bites makes it seem like we can’t afford meat!"

"Don’t listen to the Rabbit!" Zhu Ganglie roared, his face contorted.

Yet Chang’e still put the large chunk of meat into her mouth and, after a few chews, her eyes suddenly brightened, "It does seem, really different."

"Have a drink of wine, have a drink of wine, both together! Wine brings out the most perfect flavor in mutton, drink, drink, drink!" the Rabbit shouted eagerly.

At the South Heavenly Gate, Zhu Ganglie was also bellowing, "You can’t drink!

Your image!

You are Chang’e!"

However, Chang’e still listened to the Rabbit’s nonsense and took a big gulp of wine, then her eyes shone even brighter.

The Rabbit leaned in and asked, "How is it?"

Chang’e nodded vigorously, and Yi Zheng said, "If it’s delicious why don’t you chew? Chew hard, chew with gusto, that’s when it’s really tasty!"

Chang’e chewed heartily, and in that instant, a series of pig-like screams and curses arose from outside the South Heavenly Gate, "You damn Rabbit, you’re corrupting my Sister Chang’e, I’ll never let this go!"

As Chang’e enjoyed her meal, the Rabbit was incredibly happy, turning around with a leg of lamb in one hand and a jug of wine in the other, shouting, "Eat!"

The rabbits, chickens, crocodiles, snakes, and others around them also tore off large pieces of meat and, holding their big cups high, called out, "Eat, drink!"

Then they ate meat and drank wine with great gusto; the scene was incredibly lively.

Chang’e too was infected by the atmosphere and was extremely excited.

For a long time, the Taiyin Star had been cold and silent, utterly lifeless.

Even on the rare occasions she could leave, she would go to the Heavenly Court for a hearing, where every event was serious, and the gods all tread lightly. Where had she ever encountered such a relaxed, unrestrained occasion?

After a few drinks, the effects showed; Chang’e’s cheeks turned slightly red and her eyes grew gradually warmer.

Around her, the wild beasts howled, danced, sang, hopped, and even fought...

Everyone played without restraint, without any consideration for propriety.

Even Sect Master Yi Zheng had his chicken leg snatched away and was chasing after a chicken with a stick in hand.

Caught up in the mood and under the influence of alcohol, Chang’e, who had always been repressed, suddenly had a realization at this moment, then she lifted her skirts, grabbed a wine jug, snatched a leg of lamb, and defiantly stood with one foot on a wood stump, declaring, "Eat, drink, be merry!"

Having said that, Chang’e started nibbling on the lamb leg and taking swigs of wine.

Clatter!

Yi Zheng, who was in pursuit farther away, dropped his stick to the ground upon seeing this scene.

But then he started to laugh happily.

Ever since he met Chang’e, he felt that even though she seemed gentle and had no temper, there was a repressed sorrow in her heart, which was very stifling. She had lived within coldness and pain, and at this moment, she let go completely and laughed heartily. Yi Zheng felt that his efforts hadn’t been in vain.

However, outside the South Heavenly Gate, a pig-like voice cried out as if in slaughter, "Rabbit, I’ll never share the sky with you!

My Sister Chang’e...

Her image is completely ruined!"

Thousand-Mile Eye said from the side, "Brother Zhu, can you really endure this? If I were you, I’d just grab a weapon and join the fray!"

Zhu Ganglie glared at him, "You think I’m an idiot? That’s the Taiyin Star, am I supposed to go there and start a fight? Have I gone mad?"

In the laws of the Heavenly Court, the Taiyin Star is off-limits, and no one is allowed to go there without the permission of the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother. As for going there to fight, that’s even less permissible, and if one is discovered, the consequences can range from reincarnation to complete obliteration.

Thousand-Mile Eye said, "Brother Zhu, you didn’t read the regulations carefully. The regulations state that only clergy must have permission to go there. What if one is not clergy? What if one is just a demon or monster? What if they don’t target Fairy Chang’e? You should know that all the rules specifically pertain to the Taiyin Star and Fairy Chang’e.

You have many friends outside, many brothers; just calling a few henchmen to kill a mere rabbit, is that so hard?"

Zhu Ganglie’s eyes sparkled with cunning, "You have a point..."