Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 654 - 624: Having a Party on the Moon

Chapter 654: Chapter 624: Having a Party on the Moon

Yi Zheng said, "Well done, Boss Lady, I love you to death!"

Liu Fei said, "Sect Master, when I have everything set up here, I’ll call you. Then you can just summon us over.

Also, I heard from Gold Star Taibai that Fairy Chang’e is a woman of unparalleled beauty who is well-versed in the classics and understands the etiquette of poetry. When you’re free, you should learn more from her, and don’t slack off. I am still waiting for you to return after learning, to teach our Confucian Disciples."

Yi Zheng was puzzled, "Isn’t Wenchang Star Lord already teaching? Why do I need to teach?"

Liu Fei sighed, "He... he... never mind, I don’t even know how to explain."

Liu Fei looked out the window, and in the direction of the tavern, a man was playing a drinking game with a bunch of rabbits, a bottle of liquor in one hand and a slew of Analects and national quintessence spouting from his mouth.

Finally, Liu Fei asked, "Sect Master, is there anything else you need to instruct?"

Yi Zheng thought about it, and it seemed that Liu Fei had prepared everything he wanted.

Now he really didn’t need anything else, so the two disconnected their communication.

After settling everything, Yi Zheng looked at Chang’e across from him and said with a grin, "Fairy Chang’e, what would you like to eat?"

Chang’e was startled, "Want to eat? I would like to try that carrot of yours."

Yi Zheng immediately threw it over, "Anything else you’d like to eat? Think big! For example, roast whole lamb, braised pork, roast chicken, sauce-smothered duck, and the like."

With that said, Chang’e swallowed, clearly harboring a deep desire for gourmet food. It was the coldness of Taiyin Star that left her with little to eat, making her seem to be of clear heart and few desires.

Chang’e didn’t know Yi Zheng could actually bring food to her, and thought he was just making small talk to whet the appetite. After thinking a bit, she said, "I want to eat everything you mentioned, but what I want most is that rice. It has the taste of home..."

Yi Zheng snapped his fingers, "Consider it arranged!"

Then Yi Zheng sent a message to Liu Fei, "Tell the brothers to go to a restaurant and buy some good wine and dishes, focusing on bringing a lot of rice. I’m going to have a drinking contest with Chang’e."

Liu Fei was astonished, a drinking contest with Chang’e?

She recalled the years when she had been on Earth; the Hua Mountain Sect was considered a lofty presence, and Chang’e was a character from mythology. And now, someone by her side was actually going to have a drinking contest with her.

The feeling was as if she were in a dream.

Yi Zheng continued to chat with Chang’e about food, and she probably hadn’t talked to anyone in a long time. At first, she spoke very slowly, but gradually her speech became faster, her eyes more lively, and her expressions more varied.

Little by little, she seemed like an ice sculpture melting away, becoming more and more lively.

After a long chat, Yi Zheng finally received a notification from Liu Fei, "Sect Master, we are ready!"

Meanwhile, at South Heavenly Gate.

Mo Lihai was on tiptoes looking towards distant Taiyin Star, humming under his breath, "Dead Rabbit, you’ll have a tough time this time!"

Mo Liqing said, "Second brother, why do you always have to pick on that rabbit?"

Mo Lihai retorted angrily, "It was not you who lost a Treasure, so of course, you’re relaxed. That dead rabbit, how long has it taken my Pipa? Ruining my plans several times, and when I finally see him falling into a pit, how can I not be happy?"

Mo Lihong said, "Second brother, standing on tiptoe here won’t let you see anything.

Taiyin Star is shielded by a great Array, invisible to outsiders.

You’d better go find Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear. They are divinities appointed by the Heavenly Court, holding the Treasure Mirror, which can observe all things in heaven and earth and can see through Taiyin Star’s Array."

You’re just letting them bring the ’Heaven and Earth Mirror’ so you can watch whatever you like, aren’t you? Wouldn’t that be delightful?"

Moli Hai slapped his thigh and said, "Right! Why didn’t I think of that!"

Then, Moli Hai ran off to find Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear.

Soon enough, Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear followed Moli Hai to the outside of the South Heavenly Gate.

Thousand-Mile Eye said, "I’ve found that Rabbit rather displeasing for a while now, with their West Kunlun Daily full of gossip, always competing with our Heavenly Court Daily. This time, let’s watch him gnaw on osmanthus on the Moon, munching on Rabbit, freezing into a dog—wouldn’t that be delightful?

Then we’ll also report it, spread the word in all directions, and give him a thorough mocking!"

Sharp-Hearing Ear laughed heartily and said, "That’s exactly what we should do!"

So, a few guys who found the Rabbit displeasing started to chuckle wickedly, and finally, Thousand-Mile Eye and Sharp-Hearing Ear waved their hands, and a mirror flew out, inscribed with four large characters—Heaven and Earth Mirror!

The Golden Sperm unfolded, and a golden light instantly shot into the void, penetrating the Array of the Taiyin Star and transmitting the mirror image across.

At the same time, they activated a Skill, looking directly at the Taiyin Star and began streaming the scene.

There on the Taiyin Star, a Rabbit was sitting beside a pile of bonfire, roasting a Carrot to eat, occasionally sprinkling a handful of osmanthus leaves on top.

Seeing this, Moli Hai couldn’t help but burst into laughter, "Ha, the Rabbit is actually roasting Carrots! Hahaha..."

Thousand-Mile Eye said, "The point is, no matter how many Carrots he has, there’ll come a time when they run out, and then he’ll have no choice but to eat roasted osmanthus leaves, hahaha..."

At that moment, Moli Qing came over: "Hold on, haven’t you guys noticed something odd?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Moli Hong said, "Big brother, stop beating around the bush and just tell us."

Moli Qing stated, "This Rabbit is actually making a fire! Can you make a fire on the Taiyin Star? Is there anything burnable up there?"

Everyone was stunned, and Thousand-Mile Eye looked closely at the fire, just in time to see the Rabbit grab a piece of the Osmanthus Tree branch and throw it into the flame, which instantly grew much stronger...

"He’s burning the Osmanthus Tree? How is that possible? The osmanthus trees on the Taiyin Star are all branches of the Osmanthus Tree King. Although they’re not as powerful as the main body, they’re impervious to swords and spears, water, and fire. This Rabbit only has the strength of rank eight, and the Flame he spits can’t possibly ignite the osmanthus tree.

Fairy Chang’e, although somewhat capable, isn’t that strong either. These years she’s been relying on the Immortal Pill she ate back then. Instead of increasing, her own strength has been declining—she shouldn’t have the ability to ignite the osmanthus tree either," analyzed Moli Qing.

Moli Hai snorted, "Even if we can’t freeze him to death, starving him works just the same! Better yet, letting him die of cravings!"

No sooner had he spoken than they saw the Rabbit raise its hand, pointing at the sky, mumbling something, and soon, hulking muscular Rabbits appeared before everyone.

The most outrageous part was, these Rabbits were actually carrying trays of dishes!

Among them were roast lamb, roast suckling pig, roast chicken, roast goose, chicken stew with mushrooms, and other such dishes!

A Rabbit ran over, set up a big table, and then the dishes were served one after another, amounting to no fewer than twenty courses in no time!

It was only because of the few diners and the limited space on the table that there weren’t more.

"What’s going on here?" At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded!

Yi Zheng had no idea he was under surveillance. At this moment, he had arranged the chairs, then hopped onto the table and, with a gesture of invitation to Chang’e, said, "Fairy Chang’e, please!"