Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 649 - 619: You You Works Out, Want to Know More?

Chapter 649: Chapter 619: You You Works Out, Want to Know More?

Birthday Star curled his lips and said, "Do you really think all rabbits are like your silly thing? Just watch..."

"My rabbit is coming out!"

As he spoke, a white light fell, turning into a huge ball of light, and as the ball dimmed, everyone saw a rabbit, two meters and thirty centimeters tall, standing upright with muscles bulging all over its body. If it weren’t for the two rabbit ears on its head, they would never believe this creature was a rabbit!

The rabbit was holding a thick stalk of grass, stuffing it into its mouth!

Seeing this, Birthday Star felt his head buzzing, his eyes nearly popping out as he gasped, "What... what is this thing?"

God of Wealth was stunned for a moment, then looked at the rabbit at his feet, and then burst into wild laughter, "Hahaha... Birthday Star, is this your rabbit?

Hahaha...

I was saying, my rabbit changed, and you think your big rabbit would be any better?

Haha...

This damn thing, isn’t it a rabbit at all, clearly just a kangaroo with its tail cut off!"

Birthday Star’s face went dark, but he was powerless to refute, as the thing indeed looked very much like a kangaroo...

On the stage, Gold Star Taibai looked at Chang’e with an embarrassed face, and Chang’e sighed, "Is... is this a rabbit?"

Gold Star Taibai said, "I guess... it’s a rabbit? Just a bit too big-headed."

"Fairy Chang’e, do you like these two rabbits?" meanwhile, the temperamental Zhu Rong shouted.

Fairy Chang’e stood up and bowed to the God of Wealth and Birthday Star, saying, "Thank you both, Daoist fellows, but I really can’t appreciate these kinds of rabbits. So, thank you very much..."

The intention was very clear, she declined.

God of Wealth and Birthday Star looked at their own creatures, knowing they couldn’t blame Chang’e.

Let alone her, a delicate girl, even they couldn’t fancy these creatures!

Zhu Rong said, "Since you don’t like them, let’s move on to the next!"

Gold Star Taibai nodded and drew again.

The third butterfly exploded, Water-Controlling Rabbit.

Among the Eight Immortals, Fairy He smiled and said, "This is my rabbit, I don’t fancy it much. It can just control water; on the Taiyin Star, it can play with water to bring some fun for Sister Chang’e."

Fairy Chang’e thanked her, saying, "Thank you, sister."

Fairy He shook her head, "Sister is lonely and bored in the Moon Palace, and now that she has lost her only companion, Jade Rabbit, my heart feels for her, so I found this rabbit. I hope it can catch your eye."

Fairy Chang’e sighed, "I don’t ask for much, just that it looks a bit more endearing."

As they spoke, a blue light fell, turning into a light ball, and as the ball dimmed, everyone sighed, "Sure enough, another muscular rabbit!"

Fairy He was in disbelief, "How... how is this possible? This rabbit was very cute and lovely when I found it, and its people were all nice, none of them looked like this..."

Fairy Chang’e looked thoroughly disappointed and thanked Fairy He again.

Next, Gold Star Taibai continued to draw out rabbits, each one a major disappointment; all the rabbits were uniformly muscular with big teeth, hardly distinguishable from strong kangaroos!

At first, people were secretly pleased when they saw others’ rabbits turn into muscular beasts, thinking they still had hope.

But as more and more rabbits turned out the same, everyone became uneasy.

Fairy Chang’e was repeatedly disappointed...

Gold Star Taibai was also close to despair, thinking, "Damn it, what trick did you use to turn them all into this mess?"

"Could all the rabbits be like this?" someone asked.

"Ask those rabbits!"

And the rabbits’ response was, "Learned it from big brother!"

For a moment, everyone had question marks over their heads, "Big brother?"

There a big brother in the Thousand Water Map too?

Which big brother?

Whose big brother?

Before anyone could clarify in detail, someone shouted, "I don’t know about others, but mine is definitely fine! Gold Star Taibai, let my rabbit out and see! Mine is a Flame Elf, definitely no problem!"

The speaker was Zhu Rong.

Gold Star Taibai slightly frowned and said, "This isn’t according to the rules. For fairness, the drawing has to be done one by one. I can’t see the situation inside the Thousand Water Map before the dust settles. Throwing everything out all at once..."

Fairy Chang’e said, "Let’s just release them all, with so many rabbits, there are bound to be a few good ones. This way, I can also choose, and no one has to wait around."

Zhu Rong said, "Exactly, exactly! Whatever is left, throw it all out!"

After counting, Gold Star Taibai replied, "There are still one hundred and eight rabbits not yet released. Since everyone wants to see, then let’s do it."

Then Gold Star Taibai waved his hand, and a burst of multicolored light flew out, each a globe of light falling to the ground.

At that instant, everyone held their breath and stared intensely at these light globes, waiting for the final hope and despair!

...

A few minutes earlier, within the Thousand Water Map.

Yi Zheng didn’t know that the rabbits around him were being drawn out one by one.

Thirty years had passed, not too fast yet not too slow; apart from fitness it was just more cultivation, he had long lost his sense of time.

He didn’t realize thirty years had passed.

And he didn’t bother to check if there were fewer rabbits around.

After all, there were too many rabbits. Everyone was dispersed here and there; closer ones made the world orb larger, farther ones smaller. A few missing wouldn’t be too noticeable.

Most importantly, at this moment, Yi Zheng was shouting to the heavens to relieve his loneliness, "Beautiful ladies, how about some swimming fitness? Our place is full of handsome guys, the shirtless kind!"

He knew the rabbits around must be shouting along with him, it was just the world orb silencing the sounds.

As he shouted his thunderous slogan, his inner loneliness dissipated a bit.

Just then, a White Light descended from the sky, instantly enveloping Yi Zheng completely, and then the world changed.

For an instant, his mind went blank.

Thirty years of monotonous life, not going insane was already a feat. A slow reaction was normal. His mind had crashed, but his body and mouth, out of thirty years of habit, continued to exercise.

Just at the moment the White Light shone down, his muscle memory made him strike a pose to showcase his pectoral muscles, shouting at the same time!

"Beautiful ladies, how about some swimming fitness? Our place is full of handsome guys, the shirtless kind!"

At the same time, the White Light dispersed.

Yi Zheng also realized that the scenery in front of him seemed quite different!

...

Elsewhere, Chang’e, Gold Star Taibai, the God of Wealth, Birthday Star, Eight Immortals, and countless immortals were all on tiptoes, craning their necks, staring wide-eyed at the square.

The moment the White Light dispersed, muscular figures started appearing on the square, each striking different poses.

Some rabbits were showcasing their pectoral muscles, some their biceps, others their back muscles...

Each and every one was over two meters tall, their bodies muscular with rabbit heads—monsters!

What’s more outrageous, the moment these rabbits appeared, they simultaneously shouted, "Beautiful ladies, how about some swimming fitness? Our place is full of handsome guys, the shirtless kind!"

What was even weirder, these guys also collectively raised their eyebrows and flexed their pectoral muscles!