Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 644 - 614 Gonggong is Awesome

Chapter 644: Chapter 614 Gonggong is Awesome

The Purple-Clothed Fairy was also puzzled, "Then I don’t know, maybe the Queen Mother thinks you have a chance.

Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, you don’t have a chance.

But it’s good if you’re not chosen. I’ve heard that things haven’t been peaceful on Taiyin Star lately.

The disappearance of the previous Jade Rabbit was incredibly mysterious and strange."

Yi Zheng smiled bitterly in his heart, knowing that if he wasn’t chosen, his days would probably be even less peaceful.

He still vividly remembered the look in the Queen Mother’s eyes, which truly was a bit frightening!

However, the unrest on Taiyin Star did arouse Yi Zheng’s curiosity. He inquired further, but unfortunately, the Purple-Clothed Fairy couldn’t provide any clear explanation.

However, he did gain some understanding of the competition’s content.

The competition was actually quite simple. A group of rabbits was first gathered together, and then Fairy Chang’e would come to pick.

At that time, whoever caught Chang’e’s eye would be chosen.

"She likes the cute ones, the pretty ones, so it’s just about being charming? I think I’m pretty good at that..." Yi Zheng was a bit unconvinced.

Just as Yi Zheng was confidently following the Purple-Clothed Fairy to the Sunrise Square in the Heavenly Court, he suddenly felt that this matter wasn’t so simple after all.

On the square, a batch of rabbits gathered—some black, some white, some entirely jade, some engulfed in fiery flames, some exuding ice-cold chilliness...

In short, there were all sorts of strange and spectacular rabbits, but what they all had in common was that they were each cuter than the last!

All with big eyes, some like sapphires, some like the Star River, some as from red jade, their large eyes glittering and lashes long.

Some of the little rabbits were chubby, some slightly slender, hopping about. Not to mention girls—even Yi Zheng had to admit, "Damn, they’re cute!"

Yi Zheng escaped to a mirror to take a look, suddenly realizing that his pride in being charming seemed so feeble in front of these rabbits.

"Whose rabbit is that? It looks too ordinary."

"You can’t say it’s ordinary, it’s just average."

Yi Zheng’s face darkened, thinking to himself that average was indeed just moderate—damn, a bunch of blind people!

Meanwhile, someone else was being praised.

A man, grasping a golden ingot, and evidently the God of Wealth, excitedly pointed at a golden rabbit, "This is the Golden Treasure Rabbit that I found after searching through all the realms of All Heavens. This rabbit, composed entirely of gold, jade, and various jewels, is a spirit of heaven and earth. Its greatest feature is not only its beauty, it can also transform and hunt for all treasures within a one-kilometer radius."

"God of Wealth, your rabbit is amazing! It’s both good-looking and practical. If Fairy Chang’e takes it back, she can even treasure hunt and enjoy herself. Truly an excellent item! This time, first place must belong to you!" an old man praised.

The God of Wealth laughed heartily, "Birthday Star, although my rabbit is good, it might not necessarily be better than yours. Don’t think I don’t know; I heard that you feed your rabbit Immortal Peaches every day and have even nourished its meridians with the Longevity Technique. By now, that rabbit, not to mention other aspects, just in terms of lifespan alone, far surpasses any other rabbits, right?"

Birthday Star chuckled, "I wish. Fairy Chang’e in Guanghan Palace has seen many Jade Rabbits come and go over countless years. Many Jade Rabbits have died due to not having enough lifespan, truly saddening the Fairy. My rabbit might not live long, but surviving one Yuanhui should be no problem."

Everyone exclaimed in amazement.

Then, Zhu Rong appeared and hummed, "Longevity is good, treasure hunting is also not bad, but have you ever thought about what is most vexing for Chang’e in Guanghan Palace now?"

The crowd heard the voice and looked over simultaneously, asking, "What is it?"

Zhu Rong laughed, "The Guanghan Palace, Guanghan Palace; that palace is unbearably cold and chilly. Especially since the spiritual energy of the Taiyin Star dispersed, it has become extremely icy. I think Fairy Chang’e up there must be suffering from the cold too. Hence, I prepared a Flame Rabbit. This is a spirit from within the flames, burning Fiery Flame all over its body, capable of raising the temperature within five kilometers by twenty to thirty degrees, and it can also disperse moisture and Yin Energy.

A good living environment is only fitting for Fairy Chang’e."

Everyone couldn’t help but exclaim, "Great God Zhu Rong truly has unique ideas!"

At that moment, a disdainful voice sounded, "Pfft, what’s so unique about a mere Flame Rabbit? Zhu Rong, you big fool, that’s all you could think of, useless things!"

Upon hearing this, they saw a burly man barging through and arriving; it was Gonggong himself!

Gonggong, ever barbaric and brash, directly pulled out a rabbit from his pants and threw it onto the ground. Once the rabbit appeared, there was an uproar; this rabbit was quite beautiful, but the focus was its huge belly — utterly round, having grown several sizes, and evidently pregnant!

Gonggong raised his head proudly and said, "My rabbit here, called Thousand-Pregnant Rabbit, can become pregnant a thousand times in one go and give birth to ten at a time, which could liven up the Taiyin Star in just a few years!"

The crowd was speechless, but it had to be said that Gonggong’s thought process was very unique, perhaps it could really be successful.

After all, the Moon Palace was too desolate, void of people, devoid of life.

If a large group of rabbits were added, it would indeed not be bad, and the success rate wasn’t small.

As everyone was either boasting collectively or boasting on their own, someone said, "Hey, isn’t that the rabbit from the Pan Peach Festival? It’s not trying to compete for the position of the Jade Rabbit, is it?"

The crowd all looked over and then laughed.

The God of Wealth shook his head, "This rabbit looks not bad, but this breed is too common, no unique features."

The Birthday Star said, "This rabbit has a naughty character, and it also likes to take things, not at all reflecting the gentle and graceful demeanor that fits Fairy Chang’e."

Zhu Rong scoffed, "Rabbit, you’d better not interfere. Just standing here makes me want to kick you; how could Fairy Chang’e fancy you?"

Gonggong alone said sincerely, "Rabbit, if you could get pregnant, maybe you’d have a chance."

Yi Zheng’s face turned ashen, and seeing those competing rabbits, he indeed didn’t feel confident.

But hearing these guys talk, suddenly ignited a fire in his heart; this was too infuriating!

"Who are you looking down on? What’s wrong with me participating?

How am I worse than them?

We’re all rabbits, I am... cough, I am cute... cough, I am...

I..."

Yi Zheng looked at those rabbits, and many words he wanted to say were swallowed back because the difference was simply too clear.

The crowd laughed heartily and said, "Rabbit, if you feel aggrieved, then speak up! What strengths do you have?"

Yi Zheng clicked his tongue but really couldn’t point out a strength, just then, he had a stroke of inspiration and shouted, "In terms of being a rogue, who can compete with me?"

The scene instantly went silent, and the crowd replied with a wry smile, "In that regard, you really are... invincible."