Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!” -
Chapter 639 - 609: Thoroughly Enjoyed
Chapter 639: Chapter 609: Thoroughly Enjoyed
"Next!" Rabbit shouted, just after slapping a Stone Man to death.
This time, no Stone Giants volunteered to step forward. Going up meant certain death, and everyone wanted to delay their demise, hoping to somehow survive.
Seeing this, Giant Stone roared furiously before someone finally stepped forward to play rock-paper-scissors with Rabbit.
As it turned out, Stone Man threw scissors.
Rabbit threw paper.
Stone Man exclaimed excitedly, "I have scissors, I won! I won!"
Rabbit chuckled, "You threw scissors, but I threw stone!"
Stone Man grew angry, "Nonsense, that’s clearly paper! All five fingers are spread out, what else could it be but paper?"
During this, Stone Man even gestured the shape of paper with his hand.
Rabbit leaned in for a closer look and then said after a moment, "Right, that’s stone!"
Stone Man was furiously annoyed: "You... you... that’s clearly paper!"
Rabbit shook his head and then pointing at Stone Man said, "Aren’t you made of stone? Just because you pose as paper, doesn’t make you any less a stone, does it?"
Stone Man was suddenly left speechless...
By Rabbit’s logic, whatever he threw was stone since he was made of stone!
If the opponent threw paper, it was a guaranteed win!
Rabbit didn’t wait for a rebuttal and swung his palm over.
Seeing this, Giant Stone yelled, "Rabbit!"
Rabbit turned around sharply, his eyes flashing fiercely: "What do you want to say?!"
Giant Stone’s command to stop changed to: "Easy there, too much dust!"
Stone Men: "..."
Bang!
Another slap swept through, filling the air with lime powder!
...
Meanwhile, Zhou Yun, Fire Spirit, and Sims again sent a message to Giant Stone: "Giant Stone, how is it going? How long can you delay?"
Though his subordinates had died, Giant Stone faced these words with a proud smile, "How long? Humph, at least two hours!"
Everyone was shocked to hear this, "Two hours? Really?"
Giant Stone boasted more arrogantly, "Of course! I’m stalling, not trying to kill that rabbit! Use your brains; won’t that make Little Rabbit behave and stay put?
It’s all up to you now!"
Zhou Yun admired, "Brother Giant Stone, impressive!"
Sims said, "Brother Giant Stone, if this mission succeeds, you deserve the most credit!"
Hearing these words, Giant Stone squinted his eyes happily, feeling very proud and joyful.
Just then, Fire Spirit spoke up, but instead of praise, he swore, "Giant Stone, you damn rock, what nonsense are you spouting? Rabbit is clearly right here!
Delaying for two more hours?
Pah!"
Giant Stone was stunned and hurriedly looked at the Rabbit on his side, who just then burst out laughing: "I won!"
Then Rabbit swung his palm!
Bang!
With a loud crash, another Stone Man turned into lime powder.
Giant Stone said, "Fire Spirit, what nonsense are you talking about? That Rabbit is clearly right here!"
Fire Spirit said, "Who’s talking nonsense now? I’m done talking. Sims, Zhou Yun, I’ll do my best to stop Rabbit and buy us some time. The rest is up to you guys!"
Zhou Yun and Sims were a bit stunned, but they realized that something unexpected had happened!
Without wasting words, they waved their hands and commanded, "Full speed ahead!"
Meanwhile, Fire Spirit stared at Rabbit in front of her, "Rabbit, what do you want?"
Rabbit shook his left arm and grinned, saying, "Are we going for a battle of wits or a battle of strength?"
"What?!" Fire Spirit was taken aback.
Rabbit continued, "A battle of strength means we fight directly, deciding victory and life or death.
A battle of wits involves playing rock-paper-scissors. The winner slaps the loser. One on one, no cheating allowed."
Fire Spirit’s eyes lit up immediately, "No problem! Let’s do it!"
Then Fire Spirit immediately shouted in the group chat, "Guys, I’ve held up Rabbit. At least for two hours, you guys rush forward!"
After saying this, Fire Spirit paused, struck by how familiar those words sounded.
Zhou Yun and Sims were also confused, but they couldn’t concern themselves with that anymore. The situation was weird, and they needed to rush to the mountain top fast, defeat the mountain’s boss, and steal the clothes, which was the real deal!
As the two were running, Sims spotted a Rabbit sitting halfway along the path. Seeing them approaching, Rabbit grinned, "Gentlemen, a battle of wits or a battle of strength?"
While Zhou Yun was running, he heard Sims shout, "Zhou Yun, those two couldn’t stop Rabbit, but I’ve got him! At least for two hours, you rush ahead!"
Zhou Yun looked at the Rabbit in front of him, his face turning dark, "Damn, Clone Technique?!"
At that moment, Zhou Yun finally understood what was going on.
However, he couldn’t understand why. He had seen many types of Clone Techniques, but most of them had distance limitations. Clones and the original couldn’t be too far apart; otherwise, they would automatically disappear or be forcibly teleported back to the original by the system.
The distance between the four mountains was immense, wasn’t it?
Normally, the Clone Technique couldn’t achieve this.
So, even though Zhou Yun and others knew Rabbit could clone himself, they never considered that Rabbit could genuinely use his Clone Technique to defend four mountains simultaneously.
"Rabbit, what do you want?" Zhou Yun said with a heavy voice.
Rabbit chuckled, "Giving you a choice, a battle of wits or a battle of strength?"
Zhou Yun roared, "Rabbit, are you trying to trick us? Battle of wits or battle of strength, what’s the difference? I’m taking you on!"
Before Zhou Yun could act, Rabbit slowly said, "In a battle of strength, I will kill you immediately. In a battle of wits, let’s play rock-paper-scissors. If you win, I’ll let you pass."
Zhou Yun initially wasn’t listening, laughing loudly, "I’m going all out against you!"
Upon hearing the rest, Zhou Yun rolled up his sleeves, "A battle of wits!"
Rabbit laughed.
Apart from Giant Stone, Rabbit’s method of dealing with enemies was simple—activate the fastest Transformation, strike the moment the opponent moves, always predict their move perfectly and then suppress them, raising his hand for a slap!
A large amount of Experience Value was in hand.
Watching the players queuing up to meet their doom, Yi Zheng said comfortably, "This is the life!"
In a moment, on the four mountain tops, the sound of slaps echoed one after another, amidst the screams, players were reduced to mush or ash.
Less than two hours passed, and there were hardly any players left.
At Giant Stone’s end, it was plain sailing; Rabbit chose paper all the way, winning effortlessly. Giant Stone had even given up struggling, just waiting for the final stand.
But he was still not completely giving up, still managing to ask, "How’s it going on your end? Can you make it or not?"
Fire Spirit roared, "There’s still a chance, still a chance! We have people left!"
Sims roared in response, "That shouldn’t be right. I’ve done the big data calculations; he should have chosen stone, why did he choose scissors? Lost again, damn it!"
Zhou Yun said, "This Rabbit, how does he win every time?"
Hearing this, Giant Stone finally understood, everyone had encountered Rabbit, no one had ascended the mountain, all playing rock-paper-scissors and giving free kills.
"Gentlemen, I think we’ve been had," Giant Stone said.
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