Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 638 - 608: This is Not a Pair of Scissors

Chapter 638: Chapter 608: This is Not a Pair of Scissors

While they were talking, the rabbits had also finished drawing lots and dispersed, grumbling and obviously not very satisfied.

Meanwhile, Giant Stone arrived at the foot of East Mountain, looked up at the summit, and muttered to himself, "No rabbits, no rabbits, please let there be no rabbits!"

Just then, a rabbit appeared, holding a carrot, and said, "Everyone, good morning!"

Upon seeing this, Giant Stone’s face immediately turned sour.

Although the spoils of war could be evenly divided in the end, who didn’t want to reach the final round?

However, since he couldn’t make it to the end, Giant Stone accepted his fate.

He immediately messaged Fire Spirit, Zhou Yun, Sims, and the others: "The rabbit is here with me; I’ll try to delay as much as possible. You guys, hurry up!"

On the other side, as soon as Sims, Zhou Yun, and Fire Spirit heard this, their spirits lifted drastically, and while secretly delighted, they messaged Giant Stone back, "Brother Giant Stone, keep it up! It’s all on you! When this is over, you’ll definitely be rewarded!"

Now that Giant Stone had no other choice, he could only trust what they said and then turned to the rabbit, "It’s too barbaric to fight. If you’re capable, let’s have a contest of wits!"

Originally, Giant Stone did not expect the rabbit to agree to this type of contest and was merely trying to buy time, but to his surprise, the rabbit nodded, "A contest of wits? That sounds interesting. How would it work?"

Hearing the rabbit’s acceptance, Giant Stone laughed uncontrollably and thought, "Delaying time, seems like it won’t be too hard after all!"

Then Giant Stone said, "It’s simple. Rock-paper-scissors, the winner slaps the opponent!"

"Until one side’s people are all gone!"

"How does that sound?"

Giant Stone had over three thousand men; even if he lost every round, the rabbit would have to slap three thousand times.

Everyone could dawdle a bit—with a casual delay for an hour or two, no problem!

At that moment, Giant Stone’s stony head was working at its absolute limit, showcasing all the intelligence of his lifetime.

He couldn’t help but marvel at himself, "How the hell am I so smart!"

However, Giant Stone also felt his request was too excessive and doubted the rabbit would agree.

As he was pondering how to get the rabbit to agree, or what kind of competition to propose if the rabbit disagreed, he ecstatically saw the rabbit nodding in agreement!

The rabbit nodded and said, "Such a contest of wits does sound interesting. So, shall we do it?"

"Hahaha... very well, Rabbit, you’re truly brave! Since that’s the case, let’s have a contest of wits! Bros, who’s up first?" Giant Stone asked, looking back.

A subordinate excitedly raised his arm, "I’ll go first!"

Then he strode up to the rabbit, grinned, and said, "Rabbit, let’s test each other first!"

Behind him, however, Giant Stone cursed loudly in their team chat, "You idiot, are we not slow-moving stones? Do you understand?"

The others, walk slower!

Speak with a slower tempo!

In short, everything must be slow, and we only have one goal, to delay time!"

Upon hearing this, the other Stone Men suddenly realized what was happening and responded, "Understood, boss!"

"Stone, let’s get started! I can’t wait any longer!"

The rabbit hopped around excitedly, clearly eager to start.

The Stone Man nodded, then raised his big hand and said, "Alright, let’s do this!"

"Alright, let’s do this!"

"Rock-paper-scissors!"

Stone Man played rock, Rabbit played scissors, and Stone Man was immediately overjoyed. He burst into laughter, "I won, hahaha... Rabbit, you lost. According to the rules, I hit you!"

Rabbit looked up, showing an innocuous smile, "Okay, I hit you!"

Stone Man was taken aback and corrected, "Rabbit, the rule is I won, so I hit you."

Upon hearing this, Rabbit slightly narrowed his eyes, and a terrifying aura spread out. He then asked Giant Stone, "Giant Stone, what did he just play?"

Giant Stone, feeling that overwhelming and mountainous pressure coming over him, his entire stone body creaking, hurriedly replied, "He played rock."

Rabbit asked, "What did I play?"

Before Giant Stone could answer, Stone Man shouted, "You played scissors! Look at your hands, you are still making scissors!"

Rabbit looked at the scissors in his hand and said, "Giant Stone, did I play scissors? What about it? If I play a corner of paper, does it stop being paper? Can’t paper be rolled up a bit?

Tell me, is this scissors or not?"

Suddenly, Rabbit appeared in front of Giant Stone, raising his small hand high as if ready to kill at any moment.

That terrifying aura, the dreadful oppression, along with that sinister voice, fierce eyes, and gleaming teeth, literally made Giant Stone’s stones secrete water!

Rabbit wiped the water off Giant Stone’s surface and asked, "Are you... sick?"

Giant Stone chuckled nervously, "No... it’s not sickness, it’s condensation."

Rabbit uttered an ’oh’, and the next moment he jumped onto Giant Stone’s face, pried open Giant Stone’s eyelids, stared into his eyeballs fiercely, and demanded, "If you’re not sick, then answer me! Is this paper, or scissors?"

Giant Stone really wanted to say it was scissors, but he had a feeling if he dared say scissors, Rabbit would kill him right there!

He might even go berserk and annihilate them all.

Then his plan to delay time would be ruined...

So Giant Stone, though grudgingly, said, "Paper! It’s paper!"

Stone Man’s subordinate, hearing this, was not pleased, and exclaimed, "Boss, how can that be called paper? At most, it’s a piece of torn paper!"

Giant Stone didn’t dare get angry at Rabbit, but he had no problem scolding his subordinate, turning back he roared, "Isn’t torn paper still paper? I said it’s paper, so it’s paper! What do you all say, isn’t it paper?"

The rest of the subordinates, upon hearing this, chorused, "It’s paper!"

That left Stone Man’s subordinate dumbfounded, "Can it really be like this?"

Then he saw Rabbit, very pleased, hopping down from Giant Stone’s face, bouncing over to him and saying, "As agreed, the winner hits the loser. Are you ready?"

That subordinate felt so wronged, thinking, "But that was clearly scissors!"

Before he could respond, he saw Rabbit wind up a slap, shouting, "No response means you agree! Take my slap!"

Bang!

A terrifying force swept over, and Stone Giant’s subordinate felt as though he’d been pressed by a mountain. Then he lost consciousness, crying out in his grievance until the very end, "That was scissors! I don’t accept this!"

Meanwhile, Giant Stone and others watched as one of their own was slapped into lime powder by Rabbit, dispersing in the wind.

Instantly, they all felt a chill.

However, Giant Stone thought about it - it would’ve been a total annihilation even if they had fought forcefully.

Dying this way, one by one, they at least could buy some time, not a total loss.

If someone else completed the mission earlier, some might not need to die.

So, even if Rabbit cheated, they hadn’t lost much.

With that thought, he felt much better.