Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 582 - 552: Dimensional Reduction Blow

Chapter 582: Chapter 552: Dimensional Reduction Blow

Rabbit realized he was getting murderous looks from below and decided to stop talking. Turning around, he walked on earnestly on his own path.

Everyone kept silent in their hearts, but felt a gnawing frustration. They wanted to leave, but, although they understood the meanings of the words before them, the way behind them remained unclear...

While they were wailing, Yi Zheng had already stepped up another level, and in the midst of everyone’s shocked gaze, he steadily ascended, his pace even quickening...

Royal City, who achieved enlightenment after a millennium of cultivation as a tortoise, thought he had read enough books over his long life.

He always believed he could walk the path to God Forming, enter the Heavenly Court, and be granted an official position, transitioning from a demon life to a divine path, free and boundless.

But when he actually got here, he realized all too late that he had not read enough books!

The millennium’s worth of scriptures he had read were all but useless here!

One hundred and fifty thousand steps were his limit, and now each step he took was immensely difficult.

However, when he looked back and saw the several hundred people trailing behind him, his mood lightened considerably.

Just as he was about to look away, his pupils suddenly dilated. Through the haze, he saw a white figure squeeze up from below, and vaguely heard the white rabbit shouting, "Make way, make way...Don’t block the path if you’re not moving, others are still walking."

"Big brother, shift your leg to the left a bit, big sister, move your butt to the right..."

"Fatty, stand up, don’t sit down, don’t you know you’re blocking the way?"

...

The originally moribund Path of Diligence was suddenly tumultuous with the arrival of Rabbit, and amidst the clamor, people made way as if they had seen a ghost, watching a staggering Rabbit pass by them.

To say ’staggering’ was relative to walking on flat ground; here, everyone was happy to move even one step in half an hour or an entire hour, suffering from a severe form of brain acidosis, essentially akin to being half-paralyzed.

Therefore, seeing someone staggering here was truly shocking.

When people clearly saw the appearance of the Rabbit, their jaws dropped as they exclaimed, "Oh shit, isn’t that the rabbit that left halfway down the mountain?"

"How did he catch up? I remember his speed was very slow!"

"This...this...what’s the situation?"

...

When faced with the countless exclamations, Rabbit simply turned his head, flashed a slight smile and said, "Everyone, keep it up!"

Then he continued to move, pausing with each step as if he were limping, ascending amidst the astonished stares of all.

As he passed by Royal City, Rabbit gave the old tortoise a slight smile and said, "Old man, keep it up!"

A ’old man’ here, a ’keep it up’ there.

On a normal day, Royal City would have taken such words as encouragement, but seeing the other walking so easily while he himself was struggling, this ’keep it up’ sounded more like mockery.

Royal City’s face darkened with anger, "Rabbit, the road ahead is tough! Sooner or later you will be just like me!"

Rabbit didn’t mind at all and chuckled, "What do you mean sooner or later? You are now just like I was before. Take care, old man, I, the young one, will be going on ahead."

"Old man, young one? Go to your mother’s!" Royal City cursed inwardly, then watched with indignation as Rabbit limped upwards.

Then, before his eyes, Rabbit suddenly stopped limping, and his stagger turned into a slow, deliberate walk...

"This..." Royal City was dumbfounded and then burst out cursing, "You motherfucker can walk faster, why the hell are you pretending to limp in front of me? Who are you trying to disgust?"

The others also cursed loudly, feeling that the Rabbit was utterly detestable!

It’s not the scarcity that people resent, but rather the unfairness. If everyone struggled equally, naturally they wouldn’t have too many complaints.

But when among a group of disabled people, a self-proclaimed lifelong handicapped person suddenly declares he’s actually able-bodied and starts playing basketball and soccer in front of everyone, who could stand that?

He was outright soul-crushing!

So they cursed loudly, "Damn Rabbit, you don’t deserve a good death!"

"Playing disabled, who are you trying to gross out? Pretend at your uncle’s!"

"Rabbit, you’ve gone too far!"

"I’ve never seen someone so asshole-ish!"

"Fucking hell!"

...

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng immediately got angry; he felt he had been quite amicable along the way, okay? Plus, he wasn’t pretending; why was he being cursed?

And those bastards’ insults were getting more excessive, angering Yi Zheng so much that he couldn’t calmly contemplate the way of the words anymore.

While the test takers were cursing to their hearts’ content, suddenly they saw the Rabbit turn his head back. His innocent, big eyes narrowed at that moment, brimming with killing intent.

Royal City was the first to sneer in disdain, "Rabbit, what’s with that look? What, you want to fight? This is the Path of Diligence. If you don’t want to take the exam anymore, come on, hit me!"

The others joined in the jeering.

"Rabbit, if you’re so badass, make a move!"

"Rabbit, come on, come at me!"

They were convinced that Rabbit still had potential and wouldn’t give up the chance at his fingertips just to come to blows with them.

But they immediately realized that Rabbit grinned, lifted a hand high with a finger pointed to the sky, and softly said, "So you like cursing, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll let you have your fill of cursing, Rabbit to me!"

The next moment, a gigantic Light Gate appeared in the sky, and one rabbit head after another showed up.

"Did the boss call us?"

"What? Can we fight now?"

"Brothers, grab your weapons!"

"Awooo!"

"Cluck-cluck clack!"

"Ssssss..."

For a moment, the Light Gate was filled with the shouts of Rabbits, the calls of Wild Boars, the clucks of old hens, and the hissing of snakes...in short, it was total chaos.

However, someone soon shouted, "The boss has given an order, everyone, don’t lose your rhythm!"

"Got it!"

"You, you... you... you guys come with me, the rest stay put!"

Following this, a hundred Rabbits and a hundred Chickens fell from the sky, instantly surrounding the twenty-some people.

The Royal City had not expected these Rabbits to cause trouble, but upon assessing the Rabbit and Chicken troops’ strength, he burst into laughter: "Hahaha... Rabbits, you don’t really think these eighth-tier one-star big Rabbits and Chickens can beat us, do you?"

"Rabbit, you really look down on people too much!"

"Come on, I’ll stand right here and not move. If you can hurt even a single hair on me, I’ll admit defeat!" someone declared with a confident chest-out posture; he was a ninth-tier master.

He indeed had the right to be so proud.

However, in the face of everyone’s jeering, a big Rabbit spat out, "Bullshit! Who the hell wants to fight with you trash?

Don’t you like cursing at mothers?

We are here to curse at your mothers!"

The twenty-something people were instantly stunned, dumbfounded, looking around at the hundred Rabbits and hundred Chickens, getting a vague premonition that things were not going to be good.

Royal City was the first one to jump out, shouting, "Rabbit, you... you’re playing dirty with us, aren’t you?"

Yi Zheng chuckled, "Have fun, Zi Lu, Chicken King, enjoy yourselves with them!"

"Alrighty, boss, have a good trip, leave this to us!" two hundred creatures shouted in unison.

Yi Zheng was originally walking away quite handsomely, upon saying have a good trip, he nearly fell to his death on the steps.

As for the people from Royal City behind him, they were about to speak but saw the leading big Rabbit jump out and shout, "That old bald guy, you seem very arrogant! What’s the matter? We’re cursing at you and you can’t handle it?"

Royal City rebuked angrily, "I am a ninth-tier master, how would I stoop to associate with you eighth-tier trash?"

Zi Lu laughed, "Oh dear, old immortal, let me tell you, it would only be here. If it were anywhere else, I’d knock your head into your belly and turn you into a soft-shelled turtle!

Too disdainful to associate with me?

Pah!

What’s with that look in your eyes? Can’t handle it?

Fight me then!

Come on, hit me!"

Chicken King followed suit, shouting, "Strutting around so arrogantly, and what’s all this about ninth-tier? Is being ninth-tier that amazing?

If it’s so great, go on and hit me!"

While shouting, Chicken King also turned around, vigorously twerking its butt in a most provocative manner.

Royal City’s face turned an anguished shade of green, and the other twenty-some odd people listened with great frustration.

When had eighth-tier creatures dared to mock them like this?

So the twenty-some people shouted together, "Brats, think you can leave this place?!"

"Once out, we’ll skin you alive!"

...

However, they regretted opening their mouths immediately, because the moment they did, the previously silent two hundred mouths around them began to open as well!

Needless to say, the group of Chickens was quite an eye-opener.

Chickens, which always clucked incessantly even when left to their own devices, were typical chatterboxes, and now that they had the chance, a hundred Chickens went all out, some flapping wings, others shaking butts, some hopping on their feet, others making faces...

The initially calm chickens became like the risen dead, their noise enough to give anybody a splitting headache.

The Chickens were frightening enough, but this was just the beginning; the Rabbits had also begun to speak.

They had thought that these big Rabbits weren’t particularly articulate, but they quickly realized they were wrong!

These triple-lipped critters might have spoken with a whistle, but when it came to cursing, they were more efficient than their double-lipped tormentors!

Before they could finish a sentence, the Rabbits had thrown out three!

These Rabbits were even more rogue, some stripping off clothes, others dropping trousers, some twerking, others stamping their feet, some raising their hands to point at them all, hopping and yelling, "Back off, back off, back off..."

"What the hell is all this? Some kind of evil magic?" the twenty-something people got utterly cursed out by the two hundred wildly cursing beings, to the point where they couldn’t open their mouths anymore.

There was no choice; surrounded by two hundred creatures, the Chickens were alright, though ferociously foul-mouthed, but those Rabbits were too much—with triple lips, their insults were accompanied by a shower of spit, like rain.

They didn’t even have to speak to get a face wash, and once they did, it was like drinking water.

It was too disgusting; no one could stand it.

For a moment, the twenty-some people were cursed into a self-imposed silence by the two hundred or so critters.

For the first time, they regretted cursing at the Rabbits. What was the point in all this?!

The commotion naturally caught the attention of Liu Ximing, Zhao Fubing, and Zheng Zhisheng.

And the three of them, too, were stupefied by the spectacle.