Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 563 - 553: Blow, Blow, Blow!

Chapter 563: Chapter 553: Blow, Blow, Blow!

However, when Yi Zheng stood at the entrance of the Queen Mother of the West’s cave, he faced a closed door.

"Rabbit, have you got too much free time? I’ve been very busy recently, and don’t have time to deal with you all the time.

Go find somewhere else to play!

If you’re really out of things to do, think about how to kill that Deceptive Beast instead!"

The impatient voice of the Queen Mother of the West came through.

Yi Zheng was stunned. He had been away for over a year, and on his return, he thought he should at least greet the West King.

How did it become a constant disturbance?

"So...when should I come next?" Yi Zheng asked.

The Queen Mother of the West said, "Wait until I finish this batch of alchemy. It won’t be long, just a few decades..."

Yi Zheng: "..."

At that moment, Yi Zheng finally understood why the Queen Mother of the West felt that he was always a disturbance. Her life span was nearly infinite, having gone through countless eons—that’s countless billions of years!

For the Queen Mother of the West, casually engaging in alchemy to pass the time or enjoying a lengthy beauty sleep counted in durations starting in the tens or hundreds of years; merely a year apart did indeed seem quite frequent.

"It seems, I was being overly sentimental."

Just then, the Queen Mother of the West said, "By the way, give me back the Kunlun Mirror first, I need it for alchemy. You can come and get it from me when you need it."

Subsequently, the Kunlun Mirror turned into a stream of green light and flew out from Yi Zheng’s body, entering the cave.

Yi Zheng watched the green light of the Kunlun Mirror with reluctance and silently howled in his heart, "I shouldn’t have come! This is too much of a loss!"

Without the Kunlun Mirror, Yi Zheng suddenly felt less secure.

"Without the Kunlun Mirror, I need to be more cautious... Yeah, it’s better not to provoke anyone too powerful.

Let’s take Peng Demon King as the boundary, I won’t provoke anyone stronger than him.

Those weaker than him...

Who dares to provoke me?!"

Thinking this, Yi Zheng felt quite proud of himself.

As he thought of Peng Demon King, Yi Zheng turned his gaze towards him, only to discover the Peng Demon King hiding behind a large rock, showing just half of his face, quivering on the ground!

Yi Zheng frowned and said, "You’re supposed to be my mount, can’t you show some spirit? You tremble as soon as you enter, your legs go soft here, why are you lying so low?"

With a tearful tone, the Peng Demon King said, "I want to stand up too, but this rock is squeezing my neck!"

Yi Zheng was stunned and hurried over, only to find that the rock indeed had a hand squeezing the back of the Peng Demon King’s neck!

This rock was the very one Yi Zheng had once used as shelter from an explosion in the furnace of the Queen Mother of the West. The rock had seven orifices emitting a faint white mist and was quite extraordinary back then.

Now, it seemed even more extraordinary.

Yi Zheng looked at the Peng Demon King with disdain and said, "Look at your pathetic self!"

Then, he walked up to the rock with his chest puffed out, patted the rock, and said, "Brother, show some respect, this is my mount. Let go."

The next moment, both a rabbit and a Golden Winged Great Roc were simultaneously choked by the rock and pressed against the ground, the two creatures jointly cried out, "Let go... let, let, let go, it hurts, hurts, hurts... can’t breathe, can’t breathe..."

In the end, the Queen Mother of the West couldn’t bear the annoyance any longer. A blast of Qi Force shot out and the next moment, the rock at the entrance along with a rabbit and a eagle were blasted away.

"Scram!"

Bang!

A large rock stuck in the ground, and the rock extended two hands, still squeezing a rabbit and a Golden Winged Great Roc.

"Hey, can I really not handle you, a piece of rock?" Yi Zheng, unable to contain his anger, instantly transformed into a figure with three heads and six arms, with two heads triumphantly opened their mouths to bite down!

The next moment, two more arms appeared on the rock, crack...

All three of Yi Zheng’s heads were choked around their necks, he gave a despondent sideways glance at the rock and burst out, "Stinking rock, you’re being unreasonable! Choking one was enough, why the hell choke three!

If you let go now, it’s still okay to talk, otherwise, if I get angry, you’ll have to face the consequences!"

Yet the rock was utterly unmoved, its three hands gripping more stably than ever.

Yi Zheng grimaced and kicked the upside-down, buttocks-up Peng Demon King who also had his neck squeezed: "Aren’t you supposed to be the fighter? The protector? Aren’t you a Demon Clan Sage? Can you be a bit useful for once?"

With a crying tone, the Peng Demon King said, "I’d like to too, but this is the West Kunlun Secret Realm. The things here, I can’t defeat them!"

Seeing that he could not rely on the Peng Demon King, Yi Zheng glared at the Seven Orifices Rock, "Stinking rock, let go now. I, the Great Rabbit, am magnanimous, no hard feelings! Keep choking, and we can’t end this on good terms!"

The rock was still silent but shifted slightly, then extended two legs, stepping on both the rabbit and the Peng Demon King.

Yi Zheng was about to speak when the Peng Demon King yelled, "Rabbit, just give it a rest, if you keep going, who knows what it might do!"

Yi Zheng smirked, "Eh?

Give it a rest?

Is that my style?

No need to worry about being outmatched, let’s shake things up!

Ying Zhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, Rare, help out!"

The next moment, four furious roars resounded, "Rabbit, we’re here!

Stone Old Seventh, let go now!"

Then, four figures descended from the sky, their terrifying presence overwhelming all heavens, fearsome and boundless!

Then, the scene changed, a majestic stone stood tall, under its butt, a line of small animals lay crouched.

There were Rabbits, Golden Winged Great Roc, Rare creatures, Kaiming Beasts, Tigers, Ying Zhao...

Six fellows, you look at me, I look at you.

Finally, Yi Zheng asked, "Damn, what did you four talk about before?

Didn’t you say you four were incredibly awesome?

Just here?"

Ying Zhao’s old face turned red and said, "Rabbit, look at how you’re talking. Aren’t we awesome enough?

Fighting when outmatched—how many in the world have such courage?

Moreover, if we can’t win, we still join you lying here.

If it were someone else, who could do such an awesome thing?"

Yi Zheng was momentarily at a loss for words.

"Lu Wu, stop swinging your tail recklessly, it hit me!" one of the Kaiming Beast’s heads yelled. The next moment, the stone sprouted nine hands and clutched all nine of its necks.

The Kaiming Beast immediately shut up...

Yi Zheng looked at the stone on his body: "Gentlemen, what exactly is this thing? Why do you call it Old Seventh?"

Lu Wu said, "This thing, well, we don’t know either. It was just something the Queen Mother picked up casually while out for a walk, said it looked decent, and used it as a decoration at the doorway.

But this thing always guards the entrance of the Queen Mother’s door, absorbing the purple aura from the mountaintop of West Kunlun Mountain and the sunlight and starlight from all over the realms, plus the medicinal aura the Queen Mother releases when she does alchemy, presumably it has become spirited."

Ying Zhao said, "I had felt long ago that this fellow had gained spirituality. It has seven orifices, so we named it Old Seventh. Just didn’t expect that it never moves, and today it suddenly did and started choking us... damn it, who taught it that?"

The Kaiming Beast thought out loud, "I heard that those who have seven orifices are all spiritual.

This stone has seven orifices and has caught the eye of the Queen Mother, surely it’s extraordinary.

Years of absorption, becoming spirited was inevitable.

Yet, this fellow hasn’t fully transformed, and it’s already able to suppress a few of us like this. If it truly becomes spirited and transforms, how terrifying would that be?"

Upon hearing this, everyone fell silent.

Indeed, if Old Seventh transformed, how terrifying would that be?

Suddenly Yi Zheng spoke up, "I read a book once, it said that in the East Victory Divine Continent there was a stone monkey that leaped out of a stone. That monkey had immense divine powers, great strength, and had once fought its way to the Heavenly Court, immensely fierce. What do you think, is this stone more formidable than that stone?"

Upon saying this, Yi Zheng distinctly felt the stone tremble slightly, and the grip on his neck loosened a lot.

Yi Zheng was amused inwardly, thinking, "Wow, damn, you, a piece of stone, are quite curious, aren’t you?"

Yi Zheng signaled to the few fellows beside him. They were all old slicks, age-old demons of countless years, and they instantly understood Yi Zheng’s hint.

The Peng Demon King immediately shouted, "I know that monkey, he is my sworn..."

Yi Zheng glared at him and quickly took over the conversation, "He’s your brother-in-law, right? Your sister is an unparalleled powerhouse, suppressing all heavens, yet she was conquered by him, correct?"

The Peng Demon King felt utterly miserable.

In the past, when he boasted, he just bragged about himself, things like Peng Demon King, Demon Clan Sage, and friends with the Bull Demon King and Great Sage Equalling Heaven, Sun Wukong...

Now, talking about a monkey and even saying he was his sworn brother was off-limits!

He was being frowned upon, put into too low a class!

However, after this round of boasting, everyone distinctly felt the stone tremble slightly again, and then the grip on their necks tightened, as if it was very displeased with their topic of discussion!

Yi Zheng was puzzled. Which person doesn’t like conquering an unparalleled beauty?

But it seemed like this stone just didn’t like it!

Could it be?

Is it gay?

No, Yi Zheng looked at the seven orifices on its body, then suddenly had an idea: "With so many holes, could it actually be a girl?"

Thinking of this, Yi Zheng had an epiphany, and immediately exclaimed, "I also heard that many years ago there was a woman who leaped out from a stone, unrivaled in beauty and figure, moving heaven and earth to such an extent that the Jade Emperor couldn’t sleep, and the Queen Mother even had a cold war with the Jade Emperor for several years...

Even Buddha began growing his hair, otherwise how could he have such seductively curly hair?"

Ying Zhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, Rare, Peng Demon King, and the others rolled their eyes and thought, "This Rabbit has gone mad, damn it, even daring to fabricate stories about the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor, and Buddha!

And hang on, does Buddha have curly hair?

That’s a meat bun, okay?

It’s something achieved only through the highest level of Buddhist practice... and in his mouth, it turned into curly hair for flirting!"

Yet none of these had killed him; surely his ancestors must have accumulated some virtue."

However, everyone clearly felt that the grip on their necks weakened a lot.

The crowd wasn’t stupid, and they quickly realized, perhaps this stone was a girl!

Ying Zhao said, "I’ve also heard about her, not only is that beauty gorgeous, but her strength is also unmatched. However, that woman has also suffered; originally having an innate body, she thought she turned into an acquired body after eating a peach post-birth. Fortunately, she was extraordinary and thus rose against the odds.

The things that come out of stones are indeed formidable."

At this, everyone clearly felt the pressure on them lighten a bit more.

Everyone saw an opportunity and got energized.