Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 499 - Chapter 499 Chapter 489 Be Restrained

Chapter 499: Chapter 489: Be Restrained Chapter 499: Chapter 489: Be Restrained Additionally, the Purple-Clothed Immortal had mentioned that the Queen Mother had decreed everyone must queue up.

Thus, his clever brain told him: you have backing, you are awesome, you needn’t fear them, you must stand on moral high ground and obliterate those bastards who dare to smash your face with a stele!

As a result, Venerable Yin Yang took a deep breath, and just as Qing Niu approached, he stepped forward and bellowed, “Stand…”

“Scram!”

Qing Niu delivered a palm strike, and before Venerable Yin Yang could finish speaking, he was sent flying, crashing through the crowd and vanishing from sight in an instant.

Yi Zheng, Ying Zhao, the nine-headed Kaiming Beast, Rare, and Lu Wu all whipped their heads in the direction of Venerable Yin Yang’s flight, and then shook their heads in unison, “Poor kid, Amitabha! This time, it really has nothing to do with us!”

Though these five characters were a pain in the ass, they didn’t actually harbor any resentment towards Venerable Yin Yang, merely disgust. So, their sympathy was genuine, as was their passing of blame.

As for Qing Niu, he was beyond disgusted. Now, he just wanted to unload his burdens as quickly as possible and never see those annoying individuals again, especially that damned rabbit!

As for the very recent act of slapping someone away, he didn’t dwell on it in the least. He didn’t even know what he had flung away!

He was confident in his own backing, so he didn’t care whom he might have hit; anyone who could be a problem for him wouldn’t be queuing here!

So after knocking Venerable Yin Yang away, Qing Niu didn’t even look back, striding directly up to the Purple-Clothed Immortal and dumped the five annoying beings on the ground: “Take them up the mountain!”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal frowned, “This… Daoist Fellow Qing Niu, this doesn’t follow the rules.”

Qing Niu shook the rabbit clinging to his leg and said angrily, “Dead rabbit, where’s your token?”

Then, the immortals watched as the rabbit twitched occasionally, while Qing Niu’s face turned iron-blue at that moment, “Rabbit, restrain yourself!”

The rabbit, intoxicated with power and breaking through realms in rapid succession, replied with a refreshed face, “Can’t do it… it’s too awesome!”

At these words, the immortals collectively jumped back dozens of meters and regarded Qing Niu with a strange look.

As if to say, “Oh… Qing Niu, so that’s what you’re into!”

“This is queue-jumping with a paramour, eh? No wonder you’re flaunting your authority!”

“Awesome, so you’re that kind of Qing Niu!”

…

Qing Niu’s face turned from blue to black as he roared, “Dead rabbit, hand over your token! Otherwise, I’m done playing nice with you!”

Yi Zheng knew the moment was ripe and promptly whipped out the Queen Mother of the West’s token.

As soon as he did, Yi Zheng regretted it. This was the Queen Mother’s domain, and the two Queen Mothers clearly had a terrible relationship, possibly even being sworn enemies.

With this token, he was more likely to be inconvenient than otherwise, lucky if he wasn’t beaten up.

This damned bull wouldn’t be using this opportunity to kill the rabbit by proxy, would he?!

The moment the Purple-Clothed Immortal saw the token, her professionally polite smile instantly turned solemn, and she bowed respectfully to Yi Zheng, “So, a distinguished guest has arrived. I will escort you up immediately.”

After speaking, the Purple-Clothed Immortal looked towards the other immortals and bowed, “Fellow Daoists, no objections, I trust?”

The immortals, having seen the token in the rabbit’s hand, were not surprised but shocked; after the shock subsided, they wore suggestive expressions. Then, like onlookers who relish adding to the chaos, they wore “well-meaning” smiles, “No objections, no objections at all, just make it quick, Immortal. We too wish to ascend! The sooner, the better!”

“Yes, yes, yes, yes…”

The group of immortals echoed.

Yi Zheng glanced at the expressions of the immortals present and thought to himself: “I’m screwed, I’ve been had!”

Thus, Yi Zheng turned to Qing Niu, who immediately said, “Why are you looking at me? I’ve done what the West Queen Mother asked, so farewell indefinitely!”

With that, Qing Niu grabbed an Immortal Crane that hadn’t yet descended and tossed the rabbit onto the crane, then added a kick for good measure!

Both the Immortal Crane and the rabbit screeched as they tumbled and flew off into the distance.

Watching this rough scene, all the immortals present chuckled wryly; very few dared to behave like this here!

But everyone had doubts in their hearts. Although Qing Niu was known for his explosive temper, he was shrewd at the core. He would never openly offend others like this.

As thoughts continued, they recalled the rabbit’s shudder, and all eyes turned to Qing Niu’s thigh.

With an even darker face, Qing Niu bellowed, “What are you staring at? Haven’t seen a bull’s leg before?”

Saying that, Qing Niu turned to Ying Zhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare, “Aren’t the four of you going to ascend? Or do you need me to assist you too?”

Upon hearing this, even the Immortal Cranes in the sky shuddered, abruptly abandoning their grace and swooping down, crashing onto the ground before spreading their wings…

Lacking the Kunlun Mirror in the rabbit’s possession, the Divine Beasts didn’t dare provoke the bull anymore and promptly mounted the Immortal Cranes.

Then behind them came four loud thuds, “I’ll give you four a ride!”

Eight screams followed, accompanied by curses: “Qing Niu, you wait for me. See you in tomorrow’s newspaper!”

Qing Niu’s face darkened further, but he couldn’t care less about seeing those four guys anymore. After dealing with them, he turned and left. The events that had just unfolded made him more and more irate the more he thought about them. Yet, he had no outlet to vent his frustration, leaving him feeling extremely vexed.

Just then, an angry roar came, “You, Bull Head! How dare you launch a sneak attack on me! If you’re a man, stop right there. Today, we’ll settle who’s the superior one!”

As soon as these words were spoken, the crowd boiled over, “Hey, is there an appetizer too?”

“This year’s Pan Peach Festival is really something else, huh? We even get a show while waiting for the birds!”

A group of Immortals who had lived through endless ages and were bored out of their wits all laughed and turned to look at the newcomer.

Seeing that it was Venerable Yin Yang, everyone showed an expression that said, “Of course it’s him.”

Ever since Venerable Yin Yang achieved enlightenment, he had always considered himself a senior among Innate Demon Gods and refused to acknowledge anyone as his superior.

Moreover, with a simple mind and a quick temper, he was indeed the type to start a fight at the slightest disagreement, and he never played by the rules.

Sure enough, the only one with the nerve to make a scene here, and to challenge Qing Niu no less, was this freshly emerged hotheaded junior.

Venerable Yin Yang was also furious. He had originally wanted to reason with Qing Niu by standing on the moral high ground, using his clever wit to crush that ox and then to step on Rabbit, Ying Zhao, and others.

He never expected that before he could say a word, he would be sent flying by that ruthless ox!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got!

Running back from hundreds of miles away, he spotted Qing Niu walking back and thought the ox was afraid and trying to flee, so he shouted at him.

To his surprise, the ox stopped, then tilted its head and looked at him with a slight smirk and an excited gleam in its eyes.

Venerable Yin Yang wasn’t cowardly either and stretched out a finger, “Come on…”

Bang!

A fist larger than his own head landed on his face; he didn’t even see how the attack came before he was spun around. Afterwards, a large hand grabbed his head and led him away to the distance…

“Everyone, please enjoy your food and drinks. I’ll have a good ‘exchange’ with this brother…sister…uh, friend!”

With those words, Qing Niu took off sprinting.

Before long, Venerable Yin Yang’s pitiful screams could be heard in the distance, causing everyone to shudder.

However, as Immortal Crane accelerated her descent, all the Immortals eagerly boarded her to ascend the mountain, their eyes filled with excitement.

…

Meanwhile, Yi Zheng was kicked away.

Clutching onto Immortal Crane, the two of them screamed and twirled in mid-air for over ten minutes before Immortal Crane, with her superior flying skills, managed to stabilize.

Then she complained all the way while holding her tail, “That ox has gone mad, absolutely mad!”

Yi Zheng nodded in agreement, “Right, right, right, that ox must have caught mad cow disease! If he had a beef with me, just kicking me would do. But kicking such a beautiful Miss Immortal Crane, what kind of reasoning is that? No sense, a barbarian who doesn’t understand aesthetics, just a vulgar abomination!”

Immortal Crane initially looked at Yi Zheng with displeasure, considering she had suffered collateral damage, but the token in Yi Zheng’s hand made her reluctant to show her feelings.

Now, Yi Zheng was actually taking the blame and also complimented her beauty, on top of furiously berating Qing Niu…

This made her feel much better in an instant.

After all, she was kicked by Qing Niu!

Lord Lao Zi of the Great Monad’s mount, there weren’t many in the world who dared to criticize him.

Even she, after being kicked like that, only dared to say “gone mad” and refrained from harsher words…

But this Rabbit really went off on him!

In their moment of shared animosity, she found Rabbit more and more pleasing to the eye, “Rabbit, don’t berate too harshly. That ox has quite a background.”

Yi Zheng said, “Sister Immortal Crane, what you’re saying isn’t right. This is Heavenly Court, the Queen Mother’s territory. In this clear and vast world, under the sun and moon, I refuse to believe that mad bull would dare cause chaos here! He was unreasonable to kick you, and that’s his fault! I’d curse out anyone who came. I don’t mind, but a beautiful Sister Immortal Crane shouldn’t have to put up with that!”

Immortal Crane felt even more pleased with the Rabbit, flying more steadily, “Rabbit, hold on tight. Kunlun Mountain might look close, but it’s actually quite far. I’ll be accelerating soon. Ahead is the Star Array with one hundred and eight stars, and only those with the Star Mark can avoid being struck by the array.

However, the Gang Wind is extremely fierce!

I’ll do my best to protect you.”

Yi Zheng was startled upon hearing this; he hadn’t expected a simple meal to come with such peril. Good thing he had sweet-talked her…

But immediately, Yi Zheng realized something, “Sister Immortal Crane, what did you say that mountain was called?!”

Immortal Crane replied, “That’s Kunlun Mountain, West Kunlun. Didn’t you know?”

Yi Zheng was utterly baffled, “What? That’s West Kunlun?”

Yi Zheng suddenly wanted to slap himself, thinking that after all this running around, he ended up back home!

Seeing Yi Zheng’s dumbfounded expression, Immortal Crane seemed to understand something, whispering, “You… are you from the Divine Realm of West Kunlun?”

Yi Zheng’s mind was a jumbled mess, “What do you mean, are there several West Kunluns?”