Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 473 - Chapter 473 Chapter 463 Pour it in

Chapter 473: Chapter 463: Pour it in! Chapter 473: Chapter 463: Pour it in! All at once, everyone became tense, the wind howled and the cranes cried, and sleep eluded them through the night.

Fortunately, it seemed that these fellows were just strolling around, and didn’t do anything outrageous.

…

The night passed without incident.

Before the sun had risen the next day, The Queen Mother of the West turned over, yawned, raised her little hand to stretch, and smacked her lips contentedly, “So comfortable…”

Even with her eyes still closed, she suddenly sniffed hard through her little nose and then abruptly opened her eyes, “It smells so good!”

Following the scent, she walked out of the cave and was completely taken aback!

The terrace outside the mountain was filled with all kinds of fresh flowers, fiery red roses, white lilies, lush orchids, vast expanses of chrysanthemums…

Although there were no exotic or unusual flowers, the arrangement in the Kunlun Secret Realm, teeming with such wonders, presented a refreshing simplicity and rustic charm.

The fragrance of the flowers wafted together, tantalizing The Queen Mother of the West, who couldn’t help but squint her eyes and deeply inhale twice.

In that moment, a rabbit emerged from the flowers, holding high a large lotus leaf with a packet of clear water inside, which also exuded a bold and fragrant aroma. The rabbit approached, perked up its ears, tilted its head slightly with a touch of pride and dominance, and said, “Respectable Queen Mother of the West, you’ve worked hard. Knowing that you enjoy drinking flower dew, I took the liberty of gathering the dew from flowers within tens of miles for you early this morning. Only this first dew of the morning is fit for your noble status.

Furthermore, not knowing which flavor you’d prefer, I’ve collected a little from every flower. Would you like to taste them?”

The Queen Mother of the West looked at the domineering rabbit before her, speaking smoothly and flatteringly, and although she felt something was a little off, it also seemed novel and different. In any case, she was quite happy.

In that instant, Yi Zheng saw that The Queen Mother of the West’s eyes lit up, truly shining like two big light bulbs, her innermost feelings aglow with excitement, joy, and ecstasy!

Yi Zheng quickly held up his lotus leaf and said, “This is lotus dew, it’s best wrapped in a lotus leaf…”

Before Yi Zheng could finish, The Queen Mother of the West snatched it away and tilted her head back, downing it in one gulp!

Watching this scene, Yi Zheng thought to himself, “That’s not very ladylike… If I had known this, would I have needed to spend all night coming up with a packaging spiel?”

After drinking, The Queen Mother of the West smacked her lips, her face beaming with joy, and said, “Yummy! Are there more flavors?”

Yi Zheng snapped his fingers and the next moment a group of rabbits stood up among the flowers, each holding various vessels–peach wood, floral leaves–in short, a variety of flowers paired with different vessels. Although it didn’t make much of a difference, it was obvious that there was thought put into it, quite exquisite.

These were all part of the rustic big boss flirting tactics Yi Zheng had thought up last night. He was particular about these things…

As the Baihua Dew was presented, Yi Zheng pulled out a golden chair fit for a queen and placed it on the ground, inviting her, “Queen, it’s only fitting to drink seated upon this!”

The Queen Mother of the West glanced at the golden chair and then kicked it away, squatting on the ground and opening her mouth wide before pointing at her own mouth, “Pour it in!”

Everyone was struck as if by lightning by The Queen Mother of the West’s behavior, nearly falling to the ground in shock. The rabbits were already informal enough, but The Queen Mother of the West seemed even more indifferent to ceremony, valuing only convenience and pleasure.

Although Yi Zheng found it a bit unrefined, as long as she was happy, why should he care so much?

Moreover, Yi Zheng had also realized that for The Queen Mother of the West, all the so-called high and mighty rules seemed to be restraints. To her, it was enough to be simple, direct, and enjoyable!

So, Yi Zheng immediately decided to switch plans!

Forget the grandiose approach, take a relaxed and bold one instead!

Yi Zheng waved his hand, and the rabbits all snapped back to reality, then went forward one by one to pour the Baihua Dew into The Queen Mother of the West’s mouth. She drank it with utmost delight, downing bowl after bowl of the dew until she was contentedly patting her little round belly and burping, “Delicious, delicious!”

At that moment, Yi Zheng asked The Queen Mother of the West, “Your Majesty, do you have any thoughts on gourmet food?”

The Queen Mother of the West paused, “Gourmet food? Are you talking about spirit fruits?”

Then The Queen Mother of the West shook her head, “I’m tired of them, I won’t eat them anymore, the flower dew is much better.”

Yi Zheng was speechless; the Queen Mother of the West’s idea of gourmet food was still fixed on fruits. Truly, heaven was assisting him!

Yi Zheng said earnestly, “Your Majesty, I’m not talking about spirit fruits, but real gourmet food!”

The Queen Mother of the West tilted her head and looked at Yi Zheng, “What’s that?”

Thinking for a moment, Yi Zheng explained, “It involves cooking a variety of animals and plants in an iron pot, with different levels of heat for steaming, boiling, frying, stir-frying…”

Before Yi Zheng could finish, The Queen Mother of the West burst out laughing, “You mean that? I’m very familiar with it!”

Yi Zheng’s heart skipped a beat. He had wanted to capture The Queen Mother of the West’s heart through her stomach with delicious food, but it seemed that she wasn’t easy to fool.

Then he heard The Queen Mother of the West say, “Isn’t that just Alchemy?!”

Yi Zheng: “…”

Without waiting for Yi Zheng to speak, The Queen Mother of the West grabbed his rabbit ear and pulled him into the cave, pointing at the big Alchemy Furnace and said, “Speaking of Alchemy, I just concocted a batch last night. I’m not sure about the effects, would you like to try it?”

Yi Zheng was at a loss for words; not being sure about the effects meant that she also didn’t know what she had concocted, and now she was asking him to taste it. Wasn’t this the same as testing on a guinea pig?

At the same time, Yi Zheng realized he had thought things were too easy before. He had assumed that after ingesting so many elixirs and having a great number of leftovers, The Queen Mother of the West wouldn’t continue using him as a test subject.

That’s why he had assured the four calamities that he would help them test medications in the future.

Now he understood that The Queen Mother of the West’s intention in finding someone to test medications wasn’t about tormenting anyone; she was genuinely conducting tests.

The elixirs that had been tested and confirmed as junk or those with okay effects were all passed on to Yi Zheng.

Those medicines had already been tested, so Yi Zheng didn’t need to keep taking them.

But what about new medicines?

They definitely needed to be tested on someone.

Thus, Yi Zheng could not escape the fate of being a tester…

For a while, he let out an inward wail, “I was careless, so careless!”

As if afraid that Yi Zheng would worry, The Queen Mother of the West said, “Don’t worry, although the elixirs I create don’t have a recipe…”

Yi Zheng imagined, “No experience.”

The Queen Mother of the West continued, “And no one taught me.”

Yi Zheng, “No technique.”

The Queen Mother of the West, “But I have tried many times.”

Yi Zheng, “Failure is the mother of success, and she has many single moms–this one must also be a single mom!”

The Queen Mother of the West, “I use only the finest heavenly materials and earthly treasures.”

Yi Zheng, “The effects are powerful.”

The Queen Mother of the West, “Rest assured, it won’t kill you.”

Yi Zheng, “My medicine may not always cure diseases, but it definitely won’t kill you…”

Suddenly, Yi Zheng felt that this logic seemed all too familiar. Earth’s counterfeit drug dealers seemed to all pursue this!

Yi Zheng looked pitifully at The Queen Mother of the West and said, “I still have a lot of medicine power inside me that hasn’t been absorbed. If I take more, I’ll feel uncomfortably full.

Moreover, I don’t know why but with those two elixirs, I can’t absorb a trace of their power.

They’re like two chunks of iron…”

The Queen Mother of the West slapped her forehead and said, “You didn’t mention it, and I almost forgot. I’ve researched it, those two elixirs in your stomach are the Bloodline Golden Core and the Medicine Power Golden Core. They were compressed too solidly by me. Therefore, you can’t absorb their medicinal power, but it’s not a big deal. As long as you fight someone, and you get hit, shaking the Golden Cores, they will activate and nourish your body with their power.

In short, the more you get beaten, the faster your strength will increase.

Of course, if you are directly beaten to death, that’s another matter.

And with those two Golden Cores, you won’t have any side effects from any medicine you take, and even if there are, they will be neutralized by the two Golden Cores.

So…”

Clang!

The Queen Mother of the West lifted the lid of the Alchemy Furnace and grinned, “Just eat without worry, you won’t die!”

Yi Zheng, “…”

Although Yi Zheng was reluctant, seeing that his previous gestures had already moved The Queen Mother of the West, refusing now would mean all his previous efforts were wasted, wouldn’t it?

For the Pan Peach Festival, for a better education for the rabbits, and to verify whether he truly was immune to all poisons, Yi Zheng decided to give it a try!

The Queen Mother of the West took out an emerald-green elixir that was translucent and had golden light flowing inside it.

If he was going to do it, he might as well go all out.

Without hesitating, Yi Zheng snatched it and stuffed it into his mouth directly.

Seeing Yi Zheng trust her to such an extent moved The Queen Mother of the West once again!

The elixir melted in his mouth and was wonderfully fragrant, but soon turned into a scorching torrent that rushed into Yi Zheng’s limbs and bones. Yi Zheng felt his whole body boiling, and just as the pain made him want to scream, the Medicine Power Golden Core in his dantian suddenly vibrated. A wave of pressure dispersed, and the fierce medicinal torrent calmed down, becoming obedient and flowing slowly, before joining the stream of medicine power. After making a circuit through his meridians, the power was absorbed into the Medicine Power Golden Core.

Yi Zheng first went into a daze, then was overcome with ecstasy!

He really was immune to all poisons!

This meant that from now on, he could eat any medicine from The Queen Mother of the West without any side effects, and he could even accumulate the power of the Medicine Power Golden Core, turning it into his own foundation!

Yi Zheng could not help but want to burst into wild laughter!

This was way better than handing it over to the Taiyin Armory– he knew he had made a huge profit this time!

In his elated mood, Yi Zheng looked up, “Is there more? Give me two more! If I’m to test medicines, I should test the full range!”

The Queen Mother of the West gave him a look and removed her small hand from his body, “Where can I get so much medicine for you to eat? I’ve already felt the effects of the one just now, this batch is good, it could extend the lifespan of an ordinary person by about eight hundred years.

But still, you can’t eat too much…”

The Queen Mother of the West seemed a bit melancholic.

Yi Zheng immediately offered flattery, “Isn’t this much better than the previous five hundred years? You don’t realize, for ordinary people, living another five hundred years is like receiving the grace of heaven, a tremendous blessing.”