Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 317 - Chapter 317 Chapter 307 Maid Evil Bodhisattva

Chapter 317: Chapter 307: Maid, Evil Bodhisattva Chapter 317: Chapter 307: Maid, Evil Bodhisattva Yi Zheng looked at the chicken bone in his hand, then shoved it into his mouth and crunched it to pieces before swallowing.

The Big Buddha Girl immediately made a face of utter anguish, “Save me a bite, save me a bite!”

Yi Zheng took another sip of wine and said, “You need to understand something, you tried to kill me, and now you still want to eat my food? Do you think that’s possible? Moreover, is that how you apologize? There’s no sincerity at all.”

“What kind of sincerity do you want? Would a naked woman do? I can still use my illusion technique, want me to show you?” the Big Buddha Girl shouted.

Xue Tianyan immediately glared at Yi Zheng as if to say, “If you dare let her mess around, I’ll fight you to the death!”

Yi Zheng waved his hand dismissively, “I’ve seen enough, I’m over it.”

Xue Tianyan’s face turned even darker with anger, as this felt more insulting than actually seeing it!

Yi Zheng said, “Why are you staring at me? You want to fight me to the death because I’m not looking at you? Why are you so hard to please?”

“I…” Xue Tianyan, too angry to speak, turned her head away, refusing to look at Yi Zheng any longer.

Yi Zheng, carrying his dish and wine, approached the Big Buddha Girl and said, “I’m not saying I can’t give you some, but what kind of good equipment do you have on you?”

The Big Buddha Girl was taken aback and then shook her head, “I do have some, but I can’t give them to you. I’m trapped and can’t open my backpack. Why don’t you help me unlock these chains? I’ll give you all my treasures.”

Yi Zheng chuckled and pointed at Xue Tianyan, “Do you think my chest is bigger than hers? Or that my brain is smaller than hers?”

Xue Tianyan glared angrily.

However, the Big Buddha Girl seemed contemplative and said, “Comparatively speaking, if you were the same height as her, your chest wouldn’t be small.”

Yi Zheng, Xue Tianyan: “…”

Yi Zheng coughed dryly, “So you’ve got no equipment or benefits, why should I share my food with you?”

While talking, Yi Zheng tore off another chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

The Big Buddha Girl was silent too, realizing she truly had nothing to offer Yi Zheng. But watching him savor his meal was enough to make her drool incessantly…

Yi Zheng ignored her and finished the chicken, then took out a big elbow.

“Elbow meat! Elbow meat… Oh mama, elbow meat!” The Big Buddha Girl got excited, spinning around on the spot, nearly jumping in elation.

Yi Zheng said, “It’s not for you, so why are you so excited?”

Then Yi Zheng bit into the big elbow, which melted in his mouth, leaving a lingering flavor on his lips and teeth.

“Gulp gulp… smack smack…”

Yi Zheng hadn’t even chewed yet, and the sound of salivating came from across the way.

Yi Zheng frowned and looked over to see the Big Buddha Girl squatting on the ground, smacking her lips in time with his own biting rhythm, her eyes and expression as if she were the one eating the elbow meat.

Yi Zheng was impressed; he had never encountered a girl with such a top-grade appetite before!

Yi Zheng turned his back to eat…

“Don’t turn away! Turn back here, I won’t smack my lips anymore, alright?” the Big Buddha Girl shouted excitedly, “Let me see it again, just one more time!”

Yi Zheng replied, “You’re getting nothing out of it, so why would you want to watch? If it wasn’t for the small room, I wouldn’t even let you smell it.”

“You… I…” The Big Buddha Girl tried to act tough, but the sight of the big elbow made her hesitant to say anything harsh. She was afraid that Yi Zheng would run behind a pillar and eat there, where she truly couldn’t see a thing.

Watching the Big Buddha Girl act like a starving cat, Yi Zheng’s mind was filled with mischief, and he took out sweet and sour fish, braised pork ribs, roasted whole sheep, large lobsters, big crabs…

The Big Buddha Girl was nearly exploding with excitement, stomping her feet on the ground and exclaiming: “Sweet and sour fish! Sweet and sour fish!

Oh dear, big ribs! Ribs!

And a roasted whole sheep? The sheep… it smells so good!

Large lobsters, big crabs, huge abalones…

Just give me a bite!

Some soup would do too!

Rabbit, do you need someone to wash dishes?

I’ll wash them for you, I’m super professional!”

The Big Buddha Girl hopped around, excitedly howling and babbling incoherently.

Yi Zheng was truly speechless; he had seen spirits starved in their past life before, but never such a chatty glutton.

Yet, Yi Zheng remained unmoved and said, “Don’t even think about it, you’ve got nothing for me, just take in the aroma.”

On hearing this, the Big Buddha Girl’s large eyes darted around, her few brain cells spinning wildly as she looked around, considering what she could use.

Alas, she was dirt-poor with nothing to offer the Rabbit.

Just then, she saw her own reflection in the Big Hammer Zen Stick and her eyes lit up!

“Rabbit, do you want a wife or not?”

Sputter!

Yi Zheng spat out a mouthful of wine: “What the hell?”

Excitedly, the Big Buddha Girl said, “Do you want a wife or not? Just nod your head, and I’ll be your wife from now on!”

Pfft!

Yi Zheng spit out the meat in his mouth.

At the same time, Yi Zheng scrutinized the Big Buddha Girl from head to toe.

The Big Buddha Girl immediately struck a pose. It had to be said that her image bore a striking resemblance to the Goddesses of Flying in the Dunhuang frescoes, except her attire leaned more towards the Buddhist Sect, and a pair of ram horns on her head added quite an exotic charm to her.

As for her looks, it goes without saying, they were top grade, absolutely top grade–part demonic, part Buddha, part sacred, part irritable, part chuunibyou, not at all inferior to Xue Tianyan.

It was just the drooling that somewhat detracted from her elegance.

But still…

“No way!” Yi Zheng shook his head firmly.

What a joke. He dared not take on such a wife; at least he didn’t dare to share her bed, otherwise he’d be like a praying mantis after mating, not alive to see dawn.

The Big Buddha Girl looked puzzled, “Am I that bad?”

Yi Zheng said, “It’s not a matter of being bad or not. With your looks, you’re pretty much on par with her. In my house, you’d be nothing more than a maid at best.”

Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng. Known as a goddess of the Qianyuan Continent, she was very confident in her looks. In the entire continent, she was definitely in the top three. Yet, this Rabbit spoke so disparagingly of her, which naturally upset her.

She said coldly, “A maid’s lot? You’re probably not lucky enough to have maids like us.”

“Who says I can’t? I can definitely do it!” the Big Buddha Girl insisted wildly, pointing at herself, with her big eyes bulging, now and then shooting flirty glances.

Xue Tianyan was so exasperated by her lack of stance.

Looking at the Big Buddha Girl, who still had a touch of teenage delusion, Yi Zheng contemplated, “You can’t even leave a range of fifty meters, and you want to be my maid? You must be joking?”

“Let’s sign a contract,” the Big Buddha Girl declared, “Once we sign the contract, no matter where you are, you can summon me. Not to mention, within a fifty-meter range, I can knock out fifth-tier trash with one swing of my hammer!”

Hearing this, Yi Zheng perked up, “There’s such a contract?”

Without another word, the Big Buddha Girl bit her finger and quickly drew a large Contract Talisman while Yi Zheng received a system notification.

“Ding! The Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin wants to sign a Master-Servant Contract with you. Once signed, you will be the master, and she will be the servant. Due to the sealing, she can’t leave this place, but she can be summoned through the contract to fight for you. Do you wish to sign it?”

Yi Zheng’s heart raced with excitement. Although the Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin wasn’t bright, that didn’t hinder her combat power. Who worries about having too few trump cards these days?

Yi Zheng was still not at ease and clicked for more details.

After reading, he felt relieved. Once the contract was signed, the Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin would not be able to harm Yi Zheng in any way. Should Yi Zheng die, Naye Lanxin would also be sacrificed. This contract was a forceful demand on Naye Lanxin, with almost no drawbacks for Yi Zheng.

Only then did Yi Zheng confidently click to sign.

The next moment, the formation contracted, and the essence blood enveloping Naye Lanxin flew into Yi Zheng’s glabella.

Yi Zheng instantly established a mental connection with Naye Lanxin. He could feel the fluctuations in Naye Lanxin’s emotions. At present, there was one particularly strong thought–craving!

Yi Zheng was truly amazed at this woman–she was the first he had seen willing to sell herself because of food cravings.

But thinking about it, he could understand. After three thousand years without food, had he been in her shoes, he probably would be beside himself with cravings too.

“Master, food, food, gimme a bite, give me a bite! Quickly, I’m dying of cravings here,” Naye Lanxin begged like a puppy, with hands clasped together, and her watery big eyes fixed on Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng pushed the food towards her, “You…”

Before Yi Zheng could speak, Naye Lanxin grabbed the plate and started gnawing away. The gagging sound she made was unsettling, and when she put the plate down, Yi Zheng noticed she had bitten off a chunk of it!

Naye Lanxin then grabbed the remaining large elbow and munched down, crushing even the bones with a crunch.

“Cough, cough…I’m choking, master, some drink for me.” Naye Lanxin was choking so hard her eyes were rolling back, and she was even losing health, just a few points, though it made Yi Zheng feel embarrassed–so embarrassed!

However, Yi Zheng found this version of Naye Lanxin rather endearing…

Throwing her the bottle of wine, Naye Lanxin gulped it down, swallowing the food smoothly, then plopped down on the ground with a blissful exclamation, “Ah…that’s the stuff!”

Taking advantage of the moment, Yi Zheng checked out Naye Lanxin’s attributes.

The result was quite a surprise to Yi Zheng.

Name: Naye Lanxin

Title: Evil Bodhisattva

Everything else was all question marks.

Yi Zheng couldn’t believe it; even after she became his servant, her attributes were still a mystery. This seriously bummed him out.

Stepping over the cushion, he approached the Bronze Buddha in front and cast his eyes on the incense sticks in front of it. At first glance, he was startled.

Those weren’t incense sticks at all, but rather three half-consumed corpses!

Yi Zheng remarked, “Your incense is quite bloody.”

Naye Lanxin waved her hand, “It’s not for worshiping me, it’s for worshiping that Evil Buddha. Oh, don’t get close to that Big Buddha, it looks decent, but it’s mean as hell…”

Before she could finish, she noticed Yi Zheng standing right in front of the Big Buddha and panicked, “Get away quickly!”

At the same time, Yi Zheng saw the Bronze Buddha move. Its kind and compassionate face suddenly twisted a full one-hundred-and-eighty degrees to reveal a second face, hideous with rage, full of killing intent!

And then the Bronze Buddha’s previously upright palm suddenly slammed down towards Yi Zheng!