I Was Summoned as the Academy’s Janitor… But I Accidentally Became the Most Overpowered Harem Protagonist?! -
Chapter 33: The Broom Rebellion – Rise of the Mopnarchists
Location: Abandoned Storage Closet – West Wing
Unseen by staff and students alike, a faint glow pulsed from beneath the cracked wooden door. Inside, dust floated in the air like lazy spirits… and at the center of it all stood Zephyr’s old broom.
The one he accidentally infused with divine-grade purification magic during a routine cleanup.
It now hovered slightly above the ground.
And it was vibrating.
Beside it, an old mop clattered upright.
Then a plunger.
Then… a duster.
One by one, the cleaning tools in the closet began to twitch, align, and surround the broom like loyal knights around their sovereign.
The air shimmered.
"FOR THE ONE TRUE SWEEPER!" the broom squeaked in ancient magic tongue.
Location: Academy Cafeteria – Noon
Zephyr sat between Selena, Rosalia, and Drakynia. Across the table, Arwen quietly ate her lunch while pretending not to stare at him every five seconds.
Zephyr munched his sandwich peacefully.
“So,” Selena said, tapping her stylus against her datapad, “you left behind an enchanted cleaning tool in the West Wing?”
“I thought it deactivated,” Zephyr replied calmly.
Rosalia gasped. “A relic left unchecked… could gain will!”
“That’s ridiculous,” Arwen muttered.
Just then, alarms blared through the school.
“ATTENTION,” boomed the intercom. “ANOMALOUS ENTITY DETECTED NEAR SECTOR 3B. ALL STAFF REPORT—”
Selena stood. “Don’t tell me…”
Zephyr finished his sandwich. “I’ll get my backup mop.”
Location: Sector 3B – West Wing
The hallway was filled with… suds.
Explosive sparkly soap bubbles floated like sentient jellyfish. The walls gleamed with unnatural polish.
A platoon of enchanted cleaning tools stood in formation. Brooms. Mops. Sponges.
At their center stood Zephyr’s old broom… now wearing a paper crown with glitter stickers.
“THE MOPARCHY RISES! LET NO FLOOR REMAIN UNCLEAN!”
Zephyr arrived.
The mop army froze.
Their “king” turned.
"He has returned," it squeaked reverently.
Selena blinked. “They… worship you.”
Rosalia fell to one knee. “The tools of cleanliness have heard the call!”
Drakynia muttered, “If one more inanimate object falls in love with him, I’m quitting school.”
Later That Day – Headmaster’s Office
Headmaster Greaves was massaging his temples. “So let me get this straight… Your broom started a rebellion.”
Zephyr nodded.
“And the rebellion was against…?”
“Untidiness,” Zephyr replied.
Greaves sighed. “You're promoted. Again.”
Zephyr Arclight New Title Unlocked: "High Custodian of the Sacred Sweep"
End of Chapter 33
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Chapter 34: Love Potions and Laundry Duty – Who Spiked the Soap?!
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