I Was Summoned as the Academy’s Janitor… But I Accidentally Became the Most Overpowered Harem Protagonist?! -
Chapter 32: Magical Midterms and Mayhem Muffins
Location: Central Arcane Auditorium – Morning
The Magical Midterm Exams were legendary.
Not because they were difficult (they were), but because they were… alive.
The exam hall itself was a shifting, enchanted maze conjured by centuries-old headmasters. Each student’s test adapted to their strengths—and more importantly, their insecurities.
Zephyr Arclight stood at the entrance, holding… a tray of muffins.
He wasn’t even a student.
But due to “clerical anomalies” (Selena), he’d been registered to “participate under observation.”
By the Headmaster himself.
Zephyr stared at the shifting marble gate.
“Why is it pulsing?”
Professor Figgs adjusted his monocle. “It reacts to fear.”
“…That’s comforting.”
Location: Inside the Exam Labyrinth
Zephyr stepped in.
The door vanished behind him. The hallway stretched endlessly ahead, torches flickering like nervous eyebrows. An ominous whisper floated down the corridor:
“Face your greatest weakness…”
Zephyr blinked.
Suddenly, the hallway split into dozens of mop-lined corridors. One door read:
“EXCESSIVE ATTENTION FROM GIRLS”
Another:
“INTENSE PROPHECY PRESSURE”
And finally, one glowed red:
“MATCHA LATTE TEMPTATION”
Zephyr sighed. “This place is self-aware now?”
He took the hallway labeled “FINAL BOSS CLEANUP.”
Meanwhile: Observation Chamber
Selena Frostveil sat with Headmaster Greaves and the Student Council. They watched Zephyr on a dozen crystal screens.
“Wait,” muttered Greaves. “He’s not casting any spells.”
“He doesn’t need to,” Selena said. “The maze calibrates itself to magical signatures. Zephyr’s mana is the anomaly.”
Rosalia clutched her holy pendant. “He’s cleaning with divine intent!”
Arwen furrowed her brow. “That’s not divine. That’s just… him.”
Drakynia growled. “Can we not give him more titles?”
Inside the Boss Room
Zephyr entered a chamber filled with flames, dark sigils, and a demonic figure twenty feet tall.
“BEHOLD!” it bellowed. “I AM YOUR GREATEST TEST! I AM THE—”
Zephyr lobbed a muffin into its mouth.
It blinked. Chewed.
“...Is this banana-walnut?”
“Yes.”
The demon sobbed. “My grandma used to bake these…”
The sigils fizzled out.
Zephyr wiped some soot off the floor. “Next?”
Back at the Entrance
Zephyr walked out thirty minutes early.
Selena ran over, notebook in hand. “You’re… done?”
Zephyr nodded. “The demon’s writing a memoir now.”
Arwen stormed over. “You made a demonic avatar cry with baked goods!”
Rosalia glowed. “It was the muffin of light.”
Drakynia folded her arms. “This school isn’t ready for him.”
The Headmaster approached, eyes wide. “Mr. Arclight… might I… hire you?”
Zephyr blinked. “As what?”
The Headmaster held out a shimmering gold card.
“Magical Hazard Containment and Arcane Sanitation Specialist.”
Zephyr stared.
“…So, basically still a janitor.”
End of Chapter 32
Next up?
Chapter 33: The Broom Rebellion – Rise of the Mopnarchists
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