I Was Summoned as the Academy’s Janitor… But I Accidentally Became the Most Overpowered Harem Protagonist?! -
🍵 Extra Chapter: Operation “Impress Zephyr” — A Totally-Scientific Girl Bonding Disaster
Location: Student Council Lounge (Temporarily Repurposed as “Operation HQ”)
Log Entry: Day 1 — 08:03 AM
Subject: Zephyr Arclight
Objective: Determine optimal method to impress said subject and win his affection.
Participants: Selena Frostveil (Commander), Arwen Galehart (Reluctant Participant), Drakynia Flameheart (Volatile Asset), Rosalia de Glorieux (Hype Division)
Selena stood at the front of a whiteboard labeled “MISSION: WIN THE JANITOR’S HEART”, arms crossed, eyes deadly serious.
“There are three known vectors for emotional bonding,” she began. “They are: 1) Shared experiences. 2) Gift exchange. 3) Situational vulnerability.”
Arwen scoffed. “He’s a janitor. Just challenge him to a duel and lose attractively.”
“I tried that,” Drakynia muttered.
“We all know,” Selena replied flatly.
Rosalia raised her hand excitedly. “We could bake him something blessed! I made enchanted cupcakes last week! He said they tasted like righteousness!”
“…He also said they gave him heartburn,” Selena noted.
Log Entry: Day 1 — 09:12 AM
Experiment A: Shared Experience — Assist Zephyr on a Cleaning Route
The girls, in matching janitor uniforms (Rosalia insisted on glitter versions), waited outside the alchemy wing.
Zephyr arrived with a confused look and a clipboard. “Why… are you all here?”
Selena stepped forward. “We are here to… assist you in daily sanitation rituals. For research.”
Zephyr blinked. “...You mean cleaning.”
“Exactly.”
Incident Report A-1:
•Drakynia set a mop on fire.
•Rosalia exorcised a mop bucket. It screamed.
•Arwen got stuck in a magical vacuum tube.
•Selena invented a self-replicating broom swarm. They unionized.
Zephyr quietly re-sealed the cursed storage closet by himself and handed out juice boxes.
Log Entry: Day 1 — 12:00 PM
Experiment B: Gift Exchange
Each girl presented a “small, humble” gift.
•Rosalia: A sacred relic locket with his name etched in holy runes. (It glowed when he touched it.)
•Arwen: A rare ice crystal flower that blooms once every decade. (It melted in his hand.)
•Drakynia: A handcrafted obsidian blade with “FOR CLEANING PURPOSES ONLY” engraved. (It hummed ominously.)
•Selena: A fully digitized magic scroll that tracked Zephyr’s mood and vital signs. (He blinked… and asked if that was legal.)
Zephyr accepted the gifts with a calm “Thanks,” then went back to fixing a broken mana pipe.
Log Entry: Day 1 — 17:45 PM
Experiment C: Situational Vulnerability (Planned Trip & Fall)
Selena walked up to Zephyr, clipboard behind her back.
She took a breath, calculated the angle… and stumbled forward.
Or meant to.
Zephyr sidestepped automatically.
She faceplanted into Rosalia.
Rosalia tripped backward onto Drakynia.
Drakynia headbutted Arwen.
Arwen froze the floor.
Everyone fell.
Zephyr looked over his shoulder. “...You okay?”
They groaned in unison.
Log Entry: Day 1 — 18:00 PM
Mission Status: Failure (Emotionally Productive)
The four girls sat together, drinking tea and nursing bruises.
“…He’s annoyingly perfect,” Drakynia muttered.
“And oblivious,” Selena admitted.
“Divinely charming,” Rosalia sighed.
“...We’re doomed,” Arwen whispered.
They clinked cups in agreement.
Meanwhile…
Zephyr sat at his favorite bench, sipping black coffee.
He smiled faintly.
“…They’re getting bolder.”
End of Extra Chapter: Operation “Impress Zephyr”
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