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Chapter 631 - 198: The Wife Goes First! Next, Joining Burials Can Be Very Useful!_2

Chapter 631: Chapter 198: The Wife Goes First! Next, Joining Burials Can Be Very Useful!_2

Like "There are enemies ahead," "Next, jumping down is useful," "Aim for this."

Once the player has selected a template, they can fill in the asterisks with whatever they want to write.

But there are also preset templates.

Several large templates will first categorize the phrases players want to input.

For instance, [Enemies], [Characters], [Items], [Actions], and so on.

After locking in, more specific descriptions will be provided.

For example, what kind of enemy?

Is it a minion, or a formidable opponent?

Is it a Magician, or a Subhuman?

If the [Character] category is chosen.

Then, what kind of character is it?

Is it a teacher, a merchant, or perhaps a Sage?

Is it an old granny, a lover, or maybe a huge guy, a despicable swindler, etc.?

After players select the words that most closely match what they want to describe.

The combination turns into something like:

"There are minions ahead," "There are Magicians ahead"

"Next, jumping down is useful," "Next, the buttocks are useful"

"You thought it was a treasure chest, right?" "You thought it was an important item, right?"

Thus, a piece of advice with the distinctive flavor of Elden Ring is created on the spot, visible to players in all other worlds at random.

This style of speaking seems too bizarre and unlike normal player communication.

But it’s precisely because of this unique, strange style that it has a different kind of appeal.

At least, as Wang Laoju made his way, he would always glance at the pieces of advice glowing white on the ground.

However, the advice in front of him was very strange.

"There are enemies ahead. Stealth is crucial next."

In "Elden," stealth refers to the need to crouch down and slowly sneak up from behind to perform an execution.

"But that’s just a few soldiers, isn’t it?" Wang Laoju glanced at the front briefly.

And even counted them as if to confirm.

Indeed, just a few Gerrick soldiers were patrolling back and forth; monsters of this level could be taken down by him in two or three strikes.

Is there really a need for such a troublesome flank attack?

"It must be a bad guy who left it; there are always some people who like to mess with other players in games."

"I can’t beat the Big Tree Guardian, but I can’t beat you guys?"

Without a second word, he drew his sword and charged.

JUMP SLASH!

Under Lao Ju’s command.

The Fading One charged toward one of the soldiers, leaped high into the air, and chopped down!

It took off half of the opponent’s health bar.

Upon landing, he followed up with back-to-back slashes with his sword, killing the enemy instantly!

"Just..." He had yet to finish saying ’this.’

Wang Laoju’s expression shook slightly!

Just a short distance away in his field of vision.

A horn-bearing patrol soldier, seeing his comrade killed in an instant, raised his horn and blew fiercely.

The loud horn sound spread throughout the entire ruins camp.

Almost in a matter of seconds.

The camp, which had seemed old and desolate, suddenly became bustling with activity!

About more than ten soldiers, each wielding shields of various sizes, emerged from all sorts of covers on both sides.

These soldiers seemed to have an intense attack desire; they charged forward with their long spears and daggers in unison.

Initially, Wang Laoju instinctively held up his shield to resist.

But as the ’clang clang clang’ of weapon collisions against his shield sounded, Lao Ju’s stamina bar rapidly depleted.

When the stamina bar hit zero, his guard would be broken.

Seeing the situation go south, Wang Laoju switched from defense to offense, trying to attack proactively and stagger them.

But these pressing soldiers appeared weak individually, yet when they assembled, the power that erupted was even more frightening than the Big Tree Guardian.

Wang Laoju had just put down his shield, raised his hand for a slash, but hadn’t yet struck.

A soldier from the opposing side stabbed first with his spear.

After causing the Fading One to stagger, another soldier followed up with a well-timed slice!

Then came the third strike!

The fourth strike!

The Fading One was forced to keep retreating under the barrage of slashes, his health dropping quickly to a dangerous level, and Wang Laoju lost all his earlier confidence, shouting frantically.

"Hey! Wait..."

"Hold on a minute!"

"Wait up! Let me take a Blood Bottle!"

Just as his stamina bar had somewhat recovered, Lao Ju hurriedly rolled back to create distance and quickly downed a Blood Bottle.

However, just when he raised his hand to heal,

From behind, a Gerrick soldier captain who looked more robust and was better equipped with a white plume helmet thrust his spear straight at him!

"Hey... wait!" Wang Laoju was startled into action.

But he was out of options and could only watch helplessly as the captain’s spear pierced through Tui’s body.

And he died again!

The comments from the livestream audience became merry.

"Look at this guy, everyone else is playing Elden Ring, and the chairman is playing ’Hey Wait Ring,’ right?"

"Someone get the chairman a new pair of pants!"

"Please don’t sneakily lick the chairman’s leg hair, the personnel changing his pants."

"Baby Ke is really good at making games, this game looks so bizarre, I’ve never seen a game where even the first level’s minions have such shocking power. Logically, this game can’t be all that fun, but I can’t help but want to watch more."

"Mainly because the chairman’s expression of utter despair is just too funny, I can’t hold back, hahaha!"

The viewers were having a blast, but Wang Laoju was thoroughly numb.

"No... how exactly does this game want players to be satisfied with their play?"

"Opening with such an outrageous BOSS, and even after I get past him, how come I can’t beat even the first level’s minions?"

"Who on earth could possibly finish this game after it’s been made..."

"I am in so much pain, seriously! Do you guys realize how much pain I’m in?"