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Chapter 627 - 197: Anti-defense a Blunder? On the Contrary! Anti-defense is the Final Tenderness of this Hooked Designer!_1

Chapter 627: Chapter 197: Anti-defense a Blunder? On the Contrary! Anti-defense is the Final Tenderness of this Hooked Designer!_1

Sometimes,

there are many things that seem powerless when faced head-on.

For example, when you realize that the girl in the short video is the sister you’ve had a crush on for a long time, but that unrequited love has already been pushed out to the public.

Or like, when your freshly bought ice cream hasn’t even touched your lips before it’s flipped onto the ground.

And then, there’s you, facing the Big Tree Guardian raising its shield, mistakingly thinking you could withstand everything.

After all, all you learned from the tutorial was how to attack, jump, Cut Down, and the designers even provided a mini-Boss specifically for you to practice Anti-defense.

You thought this was all there was to the game, you even found the game to be too simple, and then you confidently hit the road.

Only to find out.

This really was all there was to the game.

But it was only your all, not the Boss’s all.

The game indeed was very simple.

But it wasn’t simple for you, it was simple for the Boss.

However, in the end, whether you hit the road with confidence or not, it no longer mattered.

The viewers in Czcu’s live stream witnessed how a person could go from high-spirited to utterly disheartened in merely two seconds.

The collapse was as if they were a proud Polish Soldier on the eve of a blitzkrieg, only to flee to France after defeat to regroup.

Of course, the viewers wouldn’t feel sorry for Czcu.

Viewers from all around the world could only bare their teeth and laugh out loud.

"hahahahahaha! I can’t take it anymore! I laughed so hard my fried chicken sprayed into my dad’s Coke!"

"Why isn’t the streamer demonstrating Anti-defense anymore? Don’t you want to?"

"I really like one of the host’s lines: ’What’s the matter, top player, can’t bring a little more Strength to it?’"

"Hey hey hey, the Strength you wanted is here! Please check your delivery!"

"Who was the top player designer again? This is too hilarious, my god!"

"There really are people who put a Boss that looks invincible right in the first level, huh?"

Glancing over the chuckles in the barrage of messages, Czcu took a deep breath.

Truthfully, the initial shock given by the Big Tree Guardian was indeed overwhelming.

Oozing an aura of unstoppable might.

"But before you mock me, haven’t you forgotten something?" As soon as Czcu spoke up, he really did stun the viewers.

How... What do you mean?

You still have something to say?

Afterwards, they heard Czcu say,

"Although the Tree Cavalry one-shot me, I haven’t made my move yet!"

"Although it only took two hits to chop me, according to traditional game design conventions, this is the first level, and it’s the start of the first level, so if I hit it, it should go down in just a few blows."

"Otherwise, you can’t even play this game."

"Just watch."

In the middle of talking, under the gaze of everyone, Czcu, wielding his Longsword, resurrected from the Blessing Spot and leapt towards the Big Tree Guardian not far away.

And as he charged, he roared with an overwhelming momentum.

"I’m going all out on you! Aaaahhhhhh!!!"

The moment they clashed, the Big Tree Guardian charged forward on its horse, sweeping its giant axe in a wide arc!

The arrogant Strength made the axe whist with a chilling sound as it cut through the wind.

One strike filled with wind blew the Fading One away, taking a soaring number off with it!

Directly slicing off a terrifying 4/5 of the Fading One’s health bar!

But at the same time, the Fading One’s Longsword also struck the Big Tree Guardian’s armor, popping up a damage number.

-83

About 1/40 of the Big Tree Guardian’s health bar.

"Huh?" Czcu was shocked, standing still as despair reflected in his eyes.

The Big Tree Guardian leaped through the air above, slashing horizontally, and with a casual swing of the axe, wiped out the last sliver of the Fading One’s health bar.

The words GAME OVER appeared once again.

Czcu’s lips twitched slightly, his Adam’s apple bobbed a few times, but in the end, he could only utter muddled words.

"This, this, this..."

The viewers, seeing Czcu’s stunned face in the live stream, laughed even harder.

"Maybe you shouldn’t make a move, your ticklish attacks are making me uncomfortable."

"Big Tree Guardian: What’s this thing that just poked me?"

"Struggling with the first Boss, are we? You’re not cut out for big things!"

Czcu went numb, hastily explaining.

"No, don’t you really think that this Boss is difficult?"

If you’re a player, then the Big Tree Guardian being in the first level really is a bit excessive.

But we are just viewers looking for fun.

If you ask us, we’ll only tell you—

"If you’re bad, just practice more."

"If it were me, I could beat it with my feet."

"My downstairs neighbor’s dog would have to cover its eyes after seeing this."

"If my grandma played, she’d casually take the Big Tree Guardian down during a pizza baking break."

"I suggest the streamer remove the ’Action Game Expert’ tag from your stream, man. You’ve been kicked out by us action gamers, it’s embarrassing."

Although the viewers bragged boastfully, there’s no denying that Czcu’s encounter with the Big Tree Guardian truly exploded the show’s entertainment factor.

The gifts began flooding the screen like never before.

The heat of Czcu’s live stream skyrocketed.

Even though Czcu was already one of the top gaming streamers on Twitch and didn’t lack popularity,

the surge of nearly 30% heat within just half an hour of streaming "Elden" still took him by surprise.

He found that everyone’s acceptance of the game ... seemed quite high?

Since everyone loved watching and he indeed harbored rage from being ridiculed,

Czcu regrouped his mentality and continued to press on!

"I refuse to believe it’s just some boss with rigid moves. I must restore the honor of action gamers!"