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Chapter 414 - 146: A National Movement? A Craze for Nationwide Laziness! Ke Jin Gets a Paralyzing Stab in the Back!_3

Chapter 414: Chapter 146: A National Movement? A Craze for Nationwide Laziness! Ke Jin Gets a Paralyzing Stab in the Back!_3

A netizen who still lived in the school dormitory recorded a video.

They tied a phone to a rope, and then tied the rope to the iron frame of the upper bunk.

Next, they opened the "Number One Player" app and started the step counting run.

The moment they hit start, they pushed the phone slightly.

Utilizing the principle of inertia, the phone began to wildly swing from side to side.

The number on the step sensor above also started accumulating in sync.

Until, after 5 minutes, the step count just barely achieved the target of 1000 steps.

The entire video proceeded without the netizen saying a word, yet it seemed as if they had said everything.

As the saying goes, one stone stirs up a thousand waves.

Soon, other netizens who would not be outdone improved upon this method.

In the video, he expressed that the amplitude of the swinging was too slow, and one had to constantly push it by hand during the process; moreover, sometimes the shaking frequency wasn’t distinct enough and would be invalidated by the step sensor. If one made an error in operation, they could waste five minutes in vain.

And he brought along a corresponding solution.

Still one phone, one rope.

But this time, it was tied to the ceiling fan overhead.

As soon as he pressed the switch,

the ceiling fan started to spin wildly, buzzing furiously.

The phone, driven by the ceiling fan, saw the counter skyrocket!

Then he cranked the fan to its maximum setting.

Upon taking it down to check,

minutes, 20,000 meters.

Directly dropping all the netizens to their knees, leaving comments stating,

"Bro, with that IQ, why not consider getting a Nobel Prize in Sports?"

"Nice one, at this speed, even Bolt would hand you a cigarette."

"Next year at the Olympics, you’ll surely sweep the athletics events for the country, right?"

However, there were also netizens who felt this method was too dangerous. What if the phone wasn’t tied securely and fell and hit someone? Wouldn’t that overnight send one to the idiot bin?

So, they made further improvements.

They tied the phone around the neck of their pet dog, took it downstairs, and as soon as they threw the frisbee, the Husky dashed out like a shot arrow.

When it brought back the frisbee, they checked: 5 seconds, 138 meters.

In the end, the pet blogger concluded: "Theoretically, 2 minutes should be more than enough, and it even walked the dog, killing two birds with one stone."

Besides that, there were various other ingenious ideas from netizens of all walks of life, each fully demonstrating their love for their profession during this sporting event.

There was a DiDi driver who suggested that rich players could directly pay for someone to run on their behalf.

A bungee jumping instructor said they could tie a bungee cord to a phone and drop it from above.

Then there was a civil engineer with the Dust-removal Saint Body, who fixed the phone on the pile driver’s frame, and as soon as they turned on the power, it clanged intensely, instantly completing the task in excess.

Even more outrageous professions, like prostitutes, jumped on the bandwagon and tweeted: "Your methods are all too weak, just click on me, and then with the phone hanging around my neck, you won’t have to lift a finger, just watch me shake and you’re done."

"It’s too sensitive to show you the video, but it’s been personally tested and effective!"

Wave after wave of fanciful solutions appeared.

Eventually, a week later, it turned into a national pastime, with trending searches like "Have you been lazy today?" and "A lazy tip for every day".

If one were to delve into the reasons, it might be that people felt powerless to change their current situation.

Or perhaps it was a silent protest against absurd realities.

Or maybe it was just about finding some fun in their spare time and relaxing.

But at the end of the day, it was merely a microcosm of the collective discontent with the uneven distribution of resources in modern society.

And as for Ke Jin,

When there are many hands, there is great strength. Ke Jin watched as, in less than 20 days, his one-billion flow limit was broken and was completely numb.

I...

I just wanted to unlock an ultimate gift pack...

How did you all start sharing a brain network?

He also remembered how he had vowed to take on all of humanity when planning this.

Looking at it now, well...

Taking on all of humanity isn’t exactly impossible.

But the aftermath of opposing them is.

Many hands make light work; you’ll get stabbed in the back by everyone!