I Just Want Players to Save Money, They Insist on Giving Me!
Chapter 412 - 146: A National Movement? A Craze for Nationwide Laziness! Ke Jin Gets a Paralyzing Stab in the Back!_1

Chapter 412: Chapter 146: A National Movement? A Craze for Nationwide Laziness! Ke Jin Gets a Paralyzing Stab in the Back!_1

PDD, with a face full of flesh and a body covered in flab.

And the task of running 1000 meters within 5 minutes.

The pairing of these two was just too dramatic.

Especially at the moment when PDD’s mentality completely collapsed, it instantly brought the show’s impact to a climax!

"I’m running your mother’s spiral banana peel! Number One Player designers!!! Do you even see what you’re doing?"

"With this physique, you’re asking me to run 1000 meters in 5 minutes?? You might as well carry me straight to the crematorium!"

The bullet comments were laughing in schadenfreude, ’hahahahaha’ laughing out loud.

"Familiar flavor! Just from this top-up interface, I could tell it’s a Number One Player game."

"Seeing Mr. PDD’s face filled with despair, damn, my head nearly burst out laughing!"

"PDD: Oops, something’s up!"

"Hahahaha! Baby Ke knows how to work the show’s effects!"

"Hold on, I’ve only heard about their games as a rookie. Has this game company always been this ’abstract’?"

"What’s abstract about it, asking you to run a bit in a parkour game seems pretty reasonable, doesn’t it? /Dog Head"

"Newbies should go and learn about Number One Player’s advertisement-blocking era and the ’the more you pay, the tougher it gets’ era, then you will realize, it’s all just standard procedure."

"There wouldn’t be anyone who can’t run 1000 meters in 5 minutes, right? Our high school physical tests required us to finish it in 4 minutes, just saying /smirk"

"Just 1000 meters? Athletes rejoice!"

"Why isn’t the host moving yet, there’s only four minutes left, meow!"

"Don’t panic, the host is just trying to test his limits. 5 minutes? 2 minutes is plenty!"

"Just asking since I don’t get it, what about female players? There’s no way a female player can run 1000 meters in 5 minutes!"

"So you see, sis, this is when you need to find a hunk like me who is fit and strong and can do it seven times a night to be your boyfriend, I can run in your place /Dog Head with flower"

PDD was still rapidly processing how to complete the challenge of running 1000 meters in 5 minutes, when suddenly a comment caught his eye, sparking a brilliant idea.

He hurriedly yelled at the top of his lungs, "Ma! Ma, come here!"

Soon, a young man in his twenties appeared in the live stream.

"Ma, you see, you take my phone and then run 1000 meters downstairs and come back up."

Ma: "????"

"Where the hell can I run 1000 meters?! I’ve never passed the physical test during my school days."

"Go on! If you don’t finish, forget about this month’s salary!" PDD smacked Ma’s butt, then stuffed the phone into his pocket.

This instantly triggered a flurry of question marks in the bullet comments.

"????"

"This is also possible?"

"That’s cheating, right? Cheating!"

"Baby Ke painstakingly plans to enhance players’ fitness, and this is how you repay his kindness? I’ll go home and try this method too!"

"Baby Ke: Oops, there’s a dog!"

Amidst the uproarious crowd.

A few minutes later, Ma returned gasping for air and holding the phone.

As soon as he threw the phone to PDD, he collapsed onto the ground with a slam.

This once again sparked a heated discussion amongst a large group of viewers.

"Ma! Ma, what happened to you!"

"Young man’s got a big conscience, he gets down to rest."

"Don’t worry, Ma just died, he didn’t fall asleep, no big deal."

"Damn! Ma’s just in his early 20s and he’s as tired as a dog, I’m damn near 29 and now I’m freaking out."

"Urgent, urgent, urgent! Want to play games but don’t want to run, what to do? Is there a boss solution?"

"Didn’t Mr. PDD just demonstrate, call a friend to give you a hand."

Then, a bullet comment floated by, silencing everyone, "What if you don’t have any friends?"

"Hiss... that’s a bit of a sharp question."

...

Meanwhile, at the same time, a similar predicament was happening to almost every player who tried "Ezio" for the first time.

The game was definitely an unprecedented innovation.

Mixing parkour with stealth assassinations, each sneak attack came with tension, and each successful assassination provided a thrilling rush.

Leaping off a high vantage point for the Leap of Faith, it was enough to subconsciously trigger players’ adrenaline, making them feel the excitement through their screens.

The game was definitely fun, but damn it.

Could they make the top-up interface any more outrageous?

Asking a bunch of us in our twenties and thirties to run a kilometer, are you trying to kill us?

I can’t even run that fast when I’m late and facing a pay deduction!

Quite a few honest players actually gave it a try, only to find out.

It’s just not possible, not at all.

Initially thinking it was their own poor fitness, but after visiting various gaming communities/forums, they realized.

Boy, everyone’s in the same boat!

And the very few players who had completed the first task shared that.

The real challenge was yet to come.

To unlock the second Chapter, you need to finish 2000 meters within 12 minutes.

And complete 3000 meters within 20 minutes.

This directly shattered the illusions of a bunch of players ready to top up their accounts.

During the first few days of its release, "Ezio" repeatedly shot up the hot search charts.

But the trending topics associated with it were ’a game that requires running to continue playing.’

It immediately led to a wave of complaints from netizens.

The voices of most ordinary netizens were ’I don’t understand, is the game that fun? Just don’t run,’ ’I’ve heard of this game company, but this time they’ve gone too far, right?’ and ’I really don’t get what the fuss is about, just abandon the game.’