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Chapter 358 - 132: How did this person just rush over with the speaker blasting "Oh yeah oh yeah"?_2

Chapter 358: Chapter 132: How did this person just rush over with the speaker blasting "Oh yeah oh yeah"?_2

But the city was full of houses, and my Buddha couldn’t show his full potential.

Unable to catch anyone, my clumsy traits were instantly highlighted.

I could only hop around on the spot.

At this moment, the third toxic circle had finished shrinking, and the damage from the fourth circle was lethal.

Park Joonshow no longer had time to chase that slutty little fox.

He had to quickly end his ultimate move and head towards the circle, stopping to heal along the way.

By doing so, stopping and going, he managed to cover some distance.

Unexpectedly, however...

Walnut, whom he had been chasing throughout the city, seemed to smell something unusual too.

Even though the opponent was playing poorly, it was clear that they realized Walnut’s strong healing ability; she could simply drag this baldy to death outside the poison circle!

Thus, the situation was reversed!

Now it was Park Joonshow urgently rushing towards the circle with Walnut closely following behind, occasionally pulling him back with her hook to prevent him from escaping too fast.

But she definitely kept her distance, fearing the baldy would get angry and blast her away in a second.

Whenever her health dropped too low, she’d instantly heal back to half health in one gulp.

Chasing and pulling each other along, they also made the viewers unable to hold back their laughter.

"Just got here, not quite sure, is this game called ’Dog Walking Simulator’?"

"Damn Park takes a few steps and gets yanked back; there’s definitely a leash behind him, definitely walking a dog."

"How is it possible to play a martial arts game with such a dog-walking vibe, fuck, I’m dying of laughter! Hahaha!"

"Honestly, this female character is so strong! Her stamina is just too bugged! Plus, she’s really good-looking too."

While the crowd discussed, Park Joonshow finally couldn’t take the humiliation any longer and died with a whimper from poison.

On the spectating screen, that fucking Walnut still maintained a health line of 1/3, she walked over to his corpse to rummage through his bag, and then her ultimate was ready once again.

Her cleansing move quickly restored her to full health and relying on her hook, she directly made it into the circle.

"No, I’m not convinced! How can I be killed like this? This doesn’t mean I’m not good enough; it’s the hero design that’s unbalanced!" Park Joonshow said indignantly, exiting the game and swiftly starting another.

This time, he directly locked in Tsuchimikado Walnut from the eight available heroes!

"Walnut takes the initiative!" As he locked in, the character voice also rang out.

Instantly, a flurry of question marks floated through the chat.

"????"

"Who was the one saying ’I will never recognize a female hero’ just now?"

"Kneeling so quickly?"

Facing skepticism, Park Joonshow shamelessly declared.

"In Huaxia Nation, there’s an old saying, ’Using softness to overcome hardness’, understand?"

Talk about a close call with revealing his accent from his hometown.

Park Joonshow seriously added.

"Furthermore, it’s about the imbalance in hero design, you can’t blame me."

"But enough of that, Walnut is the most powerful hero in this version! With her, I will definitely engage in Chaos Killing!"

As he finished speaking, the third match began!

And just as he said,

Walnut’s incredible stamina did indeed allow Park Joonshow to drag several people to their deaths during the poison phases.

Everything seemed so wonderful.

Until...

He met a busty female hero—Demon Blade Lady.

This character was truly, with thighs and weapons both sizable.

Especially when she activated her ultimate.

Leaping high, her weapon transformed into a giant purple broadsword.

Crying out ’Ominous blade’!

With a single slash, the heavens and earth changed color!

Two sweeps sent his Walnut out of the Healing Array.

The third strike swiftly targeted his face.

Park Joonshow looked up in astonishment,

Only to see two full mounds on the brink of bursting, trembling beneath the cloth.

As the ultimate strike fell!

Until his death, Park Joonshow had only one feeling.

They’re shaking!

The chat felt the same way.

Rather than mocking or cursing him for being trash, they all unanimously typed.

"What’s this female hero’s name?"

"Looks like I have no choice but to get this game! After all, I really like Huaxia-style martial arts games."

"Can they really shake like that? Oh, what I mean is, can swordplay be that wobbly?"

"I’m sorry to know this game in such a way! But you know what I’m saying, I’m downloading this game now!"

Practice proved.

There’s a considerable number of players in the world who belong to the following group.

Don’t talk to me about gameplay, don’t discuss tradition, don’t talk about innovation.

Show me the boobs, and I’ll show you the money.

The gentlemen’s agreement is just that straightforward!

And Park Joonshow,

Park Joonshow was still insistent he wasn’t trash; it was the hero’s fault.

In the fourth match, he switched to Demon Blade Lady, who had quickly cut through the confusion and slew his Walnut in three strokes without even letting her heal.

Now, the heat in the live stream was even higher!

"Fuck, you actually have the nerve to..." Some viewers, as usual, clicked into the live stream ready to burst out cursing and burn Park Joonshow’s two-page family tree to ashes,

But as they entered, they saw two jelly-like objects bouncing before their eyes.

Suddenly hesitating, they changed their tune, "Honey~~ where can I download this game? Can you give the link, please, oppa~"

Park Joonshow ignored them all.

At this moment, all he wanted was to win one game!

And to voraciously devour the popularity he’d gained!

And then...

In the fourth game, he encountered an exotic masked woman—Canaan.

His Demon Blade Lady’s ultimate had just started when he heard the opponent shout and begin hunting!