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Chapter 357 - 132: How did this person just rush over with the speaker blasting "Oh yeah oh yeah"?_1

Chapter 357: Chapter 132: How did this person just rush over with the speaker blasting "Oh yeah oh yeah"?_1

For the second game, Park Joonshow decisively chose Tianhai.

First, he familiarized himself with the skills.

Sure enough, among the skill descriptions was the Supreme Giant Buddha he wanted!

He made his choice without hesitation!

A glance at the matchmaking lobby revealed that there weren’t many who chose the Monk.

This match, the advantage was mine!

All these viewers were watching!

You see they’re not even cursing me out now?

I must put on a good show!

Who knows, maybe I can even switch careers and become a professional game streamer, no more scrounging for change and putting up with insults for a living.

As expected, Park Joonshow’s initial gameplay flowed smoothly.

First thing upon landing was to find a Longsword!

Then, on encountering someone, start charging up like an idiot!

In actuality, he wasn’t just boasting about half an hour of hard practice in the training room.

Compared to other players who either hit with three Ordinary Attacks in a row or just blindly charged up,

Park Joonshow was a notch above, he would use Waving Swords!

Although the success rate was only about 50%, just one successful hit could turn the situation around!

Moreover, the more he played, the more he realized how crafty a hero Tianhai was!

The small skill Golden Bell Cover came with the bonus effect of deflecting attacks.

The ultimate skill Vajra Subduing Demon allowed him to turn into a giant Buddha on the spot and fully restore his health.

Grab whoever you don’t like and drag them over!

The game had just come out not long ago, and many players still didn’t understand the skills of other heroes.

As a result, their first instinct upon seeing the giant Buddha was usually to run away in panic.

And when they ran, they typically ran in a straight line.

Wasn’t this just Buddha’s favorite scenario?

Catch them all!

The most thrilling capture for Park Joonshow was when he grabbed two little rascals at once.

Then he brought his palms together and slapped down hard.

"Bang!!"

The uproar nearly shattered their skulls!

The damage was shockingly high, instantly killing opponents who were nearly at full health plus half a shield bar!

Park Joonshow couldn’t help but feel exhilarated.

The audience on-site also started flooding the chat with positive reviews.

However, Park Joonshow’s joy didn’t last long.

During one period while he was rushing towards the poison circle,

he encountered a female character dressed in a yellow robe and skirt, with a fluffy tail behind her, with skin white as lard and a petite figure.

Park Joonshow, seeing the character, was immediately tempted and went straight into fight mode!

Ah, started pounding!

Hmph, this old monk could tell at a glance you were no human!

Besides, his own ultimate skill cooldown had already reset.

No point in talking too much, kill!

If nothing else, he could drag that sister outside the poison circle; his own ultimate could restore full health in one gulp.

He could wear her out to death!

Soon, a hook chain was thrown, and Park Joonshow quickly closed in on the other side with Tianhai.

When they came face-to-face, to his surprise, the other side chickened out, pleading for mercy directly over the mic,

"Bro, spare me, I’m not too familiar with the game yet. Let me get into the circle... I haven’t made it to the second circle in three rounds... I can’t beat anyone..."

Upon hearing this, Park Joonshow couldn’t help thinking, a big guy playing such a girly character!

"Female characters will never win my respect. You little punk, pick a male character next round and fight like a man!" With a face full of righteousness, Park Joonshow drew his Longsword: "This round, I shall personally send you on your way!"

Their weapons clashed, creating a cacophony of dings and dongs.

In the midst of their skirmish, Park Joonshow found that his opponent wasn’t lying.

A complete noob.

Practically only knew how to run, with hardly an effort to counter.

But while chasing and fighting around the edges of the poison circle, Park Joonshow realized something was amiss...

Wait, why am I at half health from the poison, while the other side is still full health?

"What hero is this?" In his confusion, one hook chain attack grabbed onto the opponent’s smooth and delicate back, and Park Joonshow couldn’t care about anything else.

He had the urge to hack away, so he raised his sword and started chopping!

If he kept simply charging up, with the other side acting cowardly and only fleeing, he wouldn’t be able to touch a hair on her head.

No more nonsense, just unleash a series of quick and furious Ordinary Attacks!

The opponent’s health dropped rapidly.

Just as he was about to land the killing blow,

suddenly, a paper umbrella with gleaming colors materialized from her palm.

With a flip, her small hand gently opened the umbrella ribs, accompanied by a hero voice-over: "Walnut is in danger!"

The next moment, a healing glow enveloped her.

Her sliver of remaining health was instantly pulled up to half!

"Fuck! A healer?!" Park Joonshow was momentarily stunned but quickly rallied his spirit.

Combat outside of the poison circle was serious business.

It was already the third circle, and the damage was fast.

Even if the opponent was a healer, it wasn’t a big problem; this meant she had no offensive skills.

He still had his giant Buddha ultimate.

It should be a secure kill!

Quickly running a calculation in his mind, Park Joonshow continued the onslaught!

The opponent occasionally parried but primarily focused on fleeing.

Half a minute later, both of their health bars were bottoming out.

Park Joonshow had no choice but to activate his ultimate.

Genshin Impact, activate!

"Now you should definitely be poisoned to death, right?" Park Joonshow felt reassured seeing his swiftly enlarging figure.

But no sooner had he spoken,

than he saw the other side prop up the light umbrella again.

"Leave the healing to me~" The cheerful voice of the female character rang out.

And right before Park Joonshow’s dumbfounded gaze, the opponent even formed a six-sided lotus flower Healing Array!

Standing within the array, her health shot up like a Fire Arrow!

In just two seconds, her health was fully restored!

This left Park Joonshow utterly shocked.

This was no Healing Array, it was more like a blood pump!

What made Park Joonshow even more frantic was,

in the midst of their cat-and-mouse chase, they had reached the Heavenly Human City that had already been engulfed in poison gas.