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Chapter 215 - 94: Let me enjoy first!_2
Chapter 215: Chapter 94: Let me enjoy first!_2
Even if it really explodes later on, you can’t say I didn’t contribute, right?
I have a reason to say so. I’m just objectively pointing out its flaws.
If you higher-ups want to copy a similar game in the future, just avoid these flaws, and I have equally made a contribution, haven’t I?
Anyway, Designer Ke will never get my, Bao Jingbi’s, recognition!
I am the most stylish guy in the gaming industry! If you insist on having me evaluate his game, then my evaluation will always be:
A pile of crap!
By this time, the game had already been launched.
A wave of pixel art hit me in the face, accompanied by comfortable background music.
Then it transitioned into an opening CG that wasn’t too long, roughly introducing the origin of this farm, which Bao Jingbi watched almost expressionlessly.
My evaluation of this CG is, if not a pile, then what?
What era is it now? The overall pixel art is one thing, but did you make this CG with your feet?
It’s really crappy... Starting with this thing, who can resonate with it?
"Sss... Designer Ke’s opening CG design is quite innovative, isn’t it?" Bao Jingbi’s thoughts had just settled when he heard employees in the conference room’s discussion group softly commenting.
Bao Jingbi was taken aback.
What?
Are you sure?
Then, he heard another employee agreeing.
"Yeah, the immersion is maxed out, especially with what the grandfather’s letter says, ’The moment you feel overwhelmed by the burdens of real life,
The moment your spirit fades in the face of emptiness’
I feel like it’s a direct portrayal of my reality... I’m already so full of stress, endless overtime every day, sigh."
"Hahaha, isn’t that the truth, everyone laughs at corporate drones, yet everyone is one."
"I’m numb, I wish I had a grandfather to gift me a farm too, I would definitely quit my job and go back home to farm."
Faced with the plethora of positive feedback from the employees,
Bao Jingbi initially wanted to roast the opening CG, but his impulse was forcefully swallowed.
Fine, kid, you barely pass.
I won’t bother you about the CG part, lest I get scolded again later for spouting nonsense with my sharp critique.
Let’s see what else you’ve got! Keep watching!
Soon, after the protagonist arrived at Stardew Valley by bus,
A messy farm was presented before everyone.
"No, what is all this?" Bao Jingbi couldn’t help it and furiously critiqued in his heart.
Who taught him to make games like this?
It’s understandable since there’s never been a farming type on the market, and no one can clearly define what that would look like. He had no reference and relied completely on his imagination.
But think about it, players play this game for farming. Shouldn’t you immediately introduce your farming system to the players, instead of showcasing this jumbled mess?
Even a web novel that doesn’t get to the point from the start loses its readers, and here’s your damn game, making players do chores for you from the get-go?
That’s just hilarious!
In the midst of these thoughts, Bao Jingbi critiqued while idly swinging his sickle around to cut anything in sight.
Soon, there were surprised comments from the employees in the conference room.
"Holy cow, why does this grass-cutting scene feel so satisfying?"
"So it’s not just in real life, but even in a game, turning a messy environment into a tidy one can bring happiness?"
"Damn, this is crucial! Designer Ke really woke me up! I have to take note of this! See if I can incorporate this into future game designs, this mechanic is really fun!"
"Designer Ke truly is a rising star of recent years, just the opening CG+initial messy setting alone, and I’ve already learned so much."
What??
Bao Jingbi was dumbfounded.
Is it really as good as you say?
I don’t feel it...
He looked closely at the process of cleaning up on screen and revealing the neat ground underneath.
You know what, it does feel like a little stress-relief.
Not to mention, the act of turning disorder into tidiness is attractive in itself.
If there wasn’t such an incentive, people wouldn’t bother tidying up furniture, cleaning floors, or organizing closets in real life.
Alright, alright, alright.
This, I admit, you did well; I won’t comment on it.
Since you’re touting this as a farming game.
Then I really want to see what your farming system is all about!
I opened the task list and took out the 15 bags of rice seeds gifted by the system.
Then I switched between a few farming tools.
I found the hoe that could till the land.
I cultivated 15 plots of farmland.
And sowed the seeds one by one accordingly.
Then watered them.
After all was said and done,
Bao Jingbi’s eyes lit up!
He finally found a shortcoming in the game!
Though marketed as a farming game,
Designer Ke had perhaps made the farming process too simplistic.
A few swings of the hoe, seeding, watering,
And that’s it?
Isn’t that stretching it a bit too far?
"It seems that farming needs to be complicated, made more realistic," he thought.
By now the protagonist had gone through weeding, clearing the land, and sowing, and was left with scarcely any energy.
He went back home to sleep and replenish his strength.
In the middle of the night, he seemed to hear some strange noises outside.
When he got up the next morning and opened the door to look,
Bao Jingbi was stupefied.
The crops he planted had matured overnight...
They glittered captivatingly under the sunlight, waiting for him to pick.
And when he tried to harvest them,
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