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Chapter 131 - 68: Flight of Death, Elder Brother’s Ditty!_3

Chapter 131: Chapter 68: Flight of Death, Elder Brother’s Ditty!_3

But due to the game’s setting of public voice chat,

just a few hours after the game servers opened, the plaza was nearly wrecked by the players.

Eggplant had only just entered the plaza when he was hit by the chaotic dance of demons.

"Sister, wanna fall in love online? My oral skills are like a dog lapping up water, care to find out?"

"I’m a guy."

"My oral skills are like a monkey snacking on a banana."

"Scram!"

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"Brothers! Let’s all meet at the school later! I’m going to teach a big physics class today, focusing on the muzzle velocity of bullets and the blast radius of grenades."

"We will invite some outstanding students to come onstage to assist with the demonstrations."

"It might hurt a bit during the process, but no worries, just endure it and it’ll be over soon."

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There were also players causing trouble with loudspeakers.

"The second set of exercises for national primary and secondary school students, as the sun rises, get ready, start!"

...

And someone played sentimental audio dramas.

"Today, Xiao Sao will bring everyone a pure urban tale. Chapter one: The landlord’s wife, A-bin’s high school grades were not ideal..."

...

"F*ck this, if the admins come and say my streaming room is vulgar, you guys have to back me up, meow!" Eggplant panicked instantly upon seeing the chaotic scene.

But the barrage of messages laughed it off.

"Goose, goose, goose! This plaza is just too much!"

"Don’t worry, host. We’ll vouch that the audio drama was your request."

"Baby Ke, you sly dog, how come your ideas are always so frisky, both inside and outside the game! First time seeing such an interesting queue waiting period, it’s so fun!"

"I suggest other online games should hurry up and learn from this, meow! With these trolls around, I’m willing to wait even ten minutes in the queue!"

The barrage of messages was enjoying themselves, but Eggplant had to be cautious.

After all, his streaming room gets a lot of traffic, and if any inappropriate scenes emerged, he could very well be forced to stop broadcasting.

While the game hadn’t started yet, he hurriedly found a little corner to squat in.

But just as he crouched down, he heard a deep and husky male voice from beside him.

"Brother, I’ve been dumped."

Eggplant, utterly confused, responded, "Why are you telling me you’ve been dumped? I’m here to play a game."

"I am here to play a game too, and wanted to vent my feelings through the game."

"Uh-huh."

"But I’m also kind of a noob."

"So what?" Eggplant had barely finished speaking.

When he saw the guy who had been squatting suddenly stand up and start using the game’s built-in dance moves, shaking his hands emotionlessly to the rhythm.

From the public voice chat, a menacing tune started to play.

"♪Packing up my bags, the moment I left home, I knew what real life..."♪

Eggplant: "????"

"It’s not..." Before Eggplant could finish, a hundred players had already matched up, everyone boarded the plane, and the public voice chat was instantly cut off.

"Dammit, this guy is such a cheat commander! The game’s only been out for a few hours and there are already cheats!" Eggplant’s shocked and astonished face remained frozen, making the show’s effect explode!

The barrage of messages laughed even harder at the scene.

"Goose, goose, goose! Dying of laughter here!"

"Oh snap! RIP!"

"Flight of the damned, taking off!"

"Big bro’s little tune! The alarm bells are ringing!"

"Alarm bells ringing? Your alarm bells are completely smashed!"

"Big bro got dumped, so what if he cheats!"

"Right now, Eggplant just wants to toss away his parachute and jump straight out of the plane."

Eggplant glanced at the barrage of messages, then put on his headphones with a cold expression.

"Cut the crap, watch me slay immortals this round and be done with it!"

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Let’s have a little joke about the cheating player, just in the early stages when the game was freshly launched—later on, the protagonist will manage that.