I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 876: Sunbathing on a Hot Day

Chapter 876: Chapter 876: Sunbathing on a Hot Day

Yellow Vermilion Charms circled above the elderly man twice, then emitted a golden glow that gradually converged into a circular mirror, floating above his body.

Casually forming a hand seal, he indifferently voiced, "Light Circle Curse!"

"Inside, there are images!?"

The woman who previously spoke disdainfully and scorned you couldn’t help but exclaim in shock!

The people beside him also wore expressions of astonishment, clearly stunned by your display.

One scene after another appeared within the golden mirror, depicting the old man devouring live loaches.

However, unlike their family videos, a cloud of dark smoky vapor floated out from his throat each time the old man consumed a loach and coiled around his head before entering his body.

"What is that black vapor?" the young woman asked you.

"Resentful Qi."

"Resentful Qi?" Xu Hai was also surprised and asked, "Even loaches have resentful Qi?"

"Every living being has it, just in varying strengths," you said as you glanced over the crowd coolly. "Now that you’re all here, let me advise you never to eat any whiskered fish raw."

"Whiskered?" A young man looked up at you and asked, "Master, are you suggesting that whiskered fish are related to dragons?"

"That could be one interpretation. Dragons have nine offspring. Those so-called offspring are not actually born from dragons but represent creatures that evolved from dragons."

The young man nodded vigorously, his face alight with excitement: "There are many types of fish. Only a few would have whiskers, right?"

"Catfish, carp, loach—the fish within these categories have whiskers."

The young man quickly noted this on his phone.

Your demonstration had earned the crowd’s recognition of your abilities. The middle-aged man hurriedly asked, "Master, how do we resolve this now?"

"There are many methods. Do you want to do it slowly or all at once?"

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged man consulted with his siblings briefly before responding, "Is there a difference?"

"Plainly speaking, it’s a matter of money. Resolving it slowly will cost the originally stated price; resolving it all at once will require an additional charge."

"How much?"

"Two million."

"That much!"

The young man exclaimed.

The middle-aged woman who had previously mocked you immediately changed her expression and glared, "You’re jacking up the price! Didn’t you agree it would only be half a million before?"

You looked the woman up and down, lips curling slightly, and gestured towards an ordinary residential house outside the window, speaking coldly, "If they were asking, I’d charge at most five thousand. Of course, half a million would also cure him, but let me explain the process first. The old man has been eating loaches for at least three years. Although not one every day, it’s close. Nearly a thousand loaches’ resentful Qi accumulated in his body. Trying to disperse it through normal means is impossible. That’s why the Daoist Priest Wang you mentioned earlier refused to perform the ritual. Because loaches are creatures of yin spirit, forcibly dispersing their resentful Qi would shorten our lives. No fool would trade years of life to treat someone who has no relation to them."

The young man asked, "Then how should we treat my grandfather?"

"Gradually dispel the resentful Qi, extracting it strand by strand from his body, which would take about three months."

"Three months is all, as long as my dad can recover."

As he spoke, the middle-aged woman turned to a man wearing glasses behind her and said, "Go write a check for half a million."

However, when your next words came out, everyone trembled.

"Every day at mealtime, he will suffer the agony of being torn apart, the pain as if he were devouring a live loach with mustard, and it will be doubled, tripled."

The man in glasses turned back, looking troubled at the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged man knew they couldn’t delay and immediately decided, "Write a check for three million!"

Xu Hai grinned and said, "Writing checks is so old-fashioned, just make a direct transfer."

As he spoke, he hooked the man in glasses by the shoulder and headed towards the study.

"The money will be in your account immediately; revive my dad now," the middle-aged woman’s expression grew uglier.

Without heeding the woman, you slowly turned around and addressed the middle-aged man, "Please carry the old gentleman to the courtyard."

"What for? It’s so hot outside now, my dad could get heatstroke!"

"Carry!"

The middle-aged man interrupted the woman with a shout.

"Brother, you..."

"Shut up!" The middle-aged man glared fiercely at her. "It was you who persuaded the old man to eat loaches raw in the first place!"

When the two middle-aged men placed their father in the steaming courtyard, you looked up at the sky and nodded, "The timing is just right."

At that moment, you formed a hand seal and slowly raised your hand.

As soon as you lifted your hand, hundreds of Yellow Vermilion Charms swiftly flew out of your pocket!

This scene alone completely amazed everyone.

The Yellow Vermilion Charms quickly arranged themselves into three parallel Talisman Formations about twenty meters from the old man and emitted dazzling golden light.

"Sen Luo Eye, open!"

Two Sen Luo Curse Marks rapidly appeared and began to spin.

"Myriad Manifestation Sen Luo, Reincarnation!"

At that moment, the old man’s body levitated, rising directly into the air amidst the stunned gaze of the crowd, heading towards the three Talisman Formations!

Numerous golden lights swirled around the old man’s body, swiftly entering into him. This spectacle lasted only twenty seconds yet left the family members with their mouths agape, speechless.

When everything calmed down, the old man’s body slowly descended to the ground.

When his sons approached, the old man slowly opened his eyes.

"Dad!"

"Dad, are you okay?"

His sons hurriedly helped the old man to his feet. He glanced around, furrowing his brows, "What are you doing?"

"We... we’re sunbathing."

Ten minutes later, on the expressway.

As Xu Hai drove, he asked, "Hey, Brother Yun, that move you just pulled was pretty spectacular. Does it really shorten life?"

"What do you think?" you looked at him with an indifferent expression.

"Heh, I don’t believe it."

"If I hadn’t said that, would those people have added an extra 250,000?"

"I think these people are fools," Xu Hai chuckled. "Three million for a ritual that didn’t even last a few minutes from start to finish."