I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 192: The Enchanting Cousin_1

Chapter 192: Chapter 192: The Enchanting Cousin_1

"Hah, an ambush halfway through, perfect, perfect, I just had my fill and I’m ready for some action. Let’s use these few dimwits for practice."

Zong Wangyue immediately jumped up and stood in front of you, gesturing wildly at these people with hand signs; his posture was quite comical.

Wei Shuxian pushed up his glasses and said with a smile, "Zongzi, stop messing around. With the Boss here, it’s not your turn to act. Besides, they’re not here to trouble us—look, here comes the main character."

At that moment, the passenger door of a Mercedes S600 in front opened, and a tall man in black emerged. He then opened the rear VIP seat door, and first thing that came into view was a seductive long leg, followed by a tall girl in a miniskirt with long hair and a graceful stature standing up.

Her appearance naturally made your eyebrows furrow.

Although you had only seen this girl once before, your impression of her was very profound; she was the long-haired beauty who stood beside your grandmother that day.

As soon as the girl showed up, the several black-clad men blocking your way stepped back, making way for her.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Zong Wangyue stared at the long-haired girl, sizing her up and down several times, "When did Yuhang pop up such a knockout?"

Wei Shuxian pulled Zong Wangyue back, and you noticed that Wei Shuxian’s brows had naturally furrowed; it was obvious that he seemed to recognize the long-haired beauty, and you could clearly make out a look of wariness in his constricted pupils.

However, the long-haired girl didn’t seem to notice Wei Shuxian; her gaze naturally fell on you, her seductive long legs moving in the cool air as she approached you.

She smiled gently, her fox-like eyes drawing an enchanting curve, and in a voice that could cause a physiological reaction in many men upon hearing it, said, "Cousin Mu Yun, long time no see."

"Cousin?"

Wei Shuxian seemed surprised by the long-haired girl’s address to you, and immediately turned to look at you, asking, "Old Shu, do you know her?"

You shrugged, "Saw her once."

"Cousin Mu Yun, grandmother asked me to wait for you here, I’m sorry, I didn’t scare you just now, did I?"

"Scare? Hardly. It’s just a few rotten tomatoes and stinky eggs is all."

Compared to Zong Wangyue, who was completely smitten, you had a strong awareness of self-defense against the long-haired beauty.

To be honest, having had contact with top beauties like Zhao’er, Wu Qiyi, and Xian Qianling, your aesthetic standards had greatly improved and changed. To you, you now cared more about a person’s inner nature than an overly beautified exterior.

You looked coolly at the long-haired beauty before you and said indifferently, "I have nothing to talk about with that old lady."

"Cousin Mu Yun, you shouldn’t talk about your grandmother like that," the long-haired beauty seemed not to notice your aloof expression and still said in a slightly reproachful tone, "Grandmother was just joking with you that day. Didn’t expect for you to be so petty? Aunt Ying mentioned you before, saying you’re a man of great masculinity. What, is your temper really that short?"

As she spoke, the long-haired beauty deliberately moved closer.

You stepped back with your left foot, pulling Zong Wangyue in front of you as a shield, blocking the long-haired beauty’s "attack" route.

Clearly, she was a seductress, and the kind to devour a man without spitting out the bones. Instinct told you to keep your distance. Once she got close, nothing good would happen!

The woman didn’t expect you to suddenly pull a human shield in front of you. She chuckled and took two steps back, silent now, and took an exquisite small mobile phone out of her purse and dialed someone’s number.

"Hello, Aunt Ying, I’ve found Cousin Mu Yun. He won’t come with me, and he’s been quite fierce to me, what should I do?"

"Yehe, is this little bunny acting smug?"

Even though the voice from the phone was faint, you instinctively stepped back when you heard your mother speak.

"Give him the phone, I’ll talk to him."

"Okay, Aunt Ying, please calm down. I’m giving it to Cousin Mu Yun right now." As she spoke, the long-haired beauty’s flirtatious eyes, seemingly dripping with honey, sparked an intoxicating curve. She walked toward you with light steps, stretching the phone towards your ear.

You intended to avoid it, but then your mother’s voice came through the phone: "Li Muyun!"

"Ah, ah, Mom, I’m here, I’m here. Don’t be angry, getting angry will only give you wrinkles."

In front of your own mother, you immediately caved.

At that moment, Zong Wangyue added fuel to the fire: "Hey, Glasses, I’ve always heard people say that a person can radiate a murderous intent. I didn’t believe it initially, but now I do. Turns out, the easiest way to feel that murderous intent is when your mom calls you by your full name."

"Get lost!"

You kicked at Zong Wangyue, who dodged with a graceful turn.

"Come over with Mei Yu right away! You’ve got ten minutes to get here. If you make me miss my beauty sleep, you’ll pay for it!"

With that, your mother hung up.

Looking at Xiao Meiyu’s attractive and flirtatious eyes, you couldn’t help but sigh and say, "Since my mom is also here, why didn’t you mention it earlier?"

In response, the little fox put on a timid, pitiable expression and said, "Cousin, you didn’t ask. When I first arrived, you were all cold and harsh, and I haven’t offended you."

"I..."

Well, a good man doesn’t fight with a woman, and one should be a gentleman, polite to girls, so you endured!

"Let’s go then."

"Okay."

With that, Xiao Meiyu turned and sashayed toward the Mercedes.

Watching her retreating figure, you had to admit, she was a little goblin that could muddle the wits! Perhaps in a few years, she would become a nation-toppling beauty!

"Glasses, you guys head back first."

Wei Shuxian nodded. He hesitated for a moment, then came over and whispered, "You need to be careful around Xiao Meiyu. She is not easy to deal with. She’s relentless in her methods and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals!"

You were taken aback and asked, "You know her?"

"Hmm, we went to the same aristocrat high school for a while, and I encountered her a few times. She’s really terrifying with numerous schemes. You have to be very careful; she often strikes when you least expect it."

Seeing how exaggerated Wei Shuxian’s description was, you couldn’t help but laugh; "Do I have a grudge against her? It’s only some past emotional entanglements with the older generation. It’s fine; don’t worry."

"Hmm, I think this matter might be related to the Li Family, probably due to the incident where you roughed up that little dog from the Li Family at noon."

"Alright, I got it. If it’s about the Li Family’s little dog, then this should be fun." Saying that, you waved at Wei Shuxian and Zong Wangyue and followed Xiao Meiyu into the Mercedes.

As the car drove away, Zong Wangyue turned to Wei Shuxian and asked, "Glasses, that beauty seems quite something, huh? Delicate and all. If she could be my girlfriend, losing ten years of my life would be worthwhile."

"Ten years? Hmph, if she became your girlfriend, I’d have to buy you a plot in a cemetery and pick out an urn in less than three days!"