I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1437 - 1438: Venomous Tongue (Fourteenth Update)

Chapter 1437: Chapter 1438: Venomous Tongue (Fourteenth Update)

Finally, a voice muttered from the other end of the phone, "Sigh! Who would’ve thought that troublesome guy would really come back?"

After the call ended, silence fell over the Wei family. No one had expected someone appearing as a street punk like you would completely disrupt their thoughts.

"Dad, what... what should we do now?" Wei Songbo was the most awkward person there. Just moments ago, he was contemplating how to get his daughter to accept you, and in the blink of an eye, you became a complete nuclear-level figure.

Old Grandpa Wei glared, and immediately said in a low voice, "What ’what should we do’? Just let it be! Marriage, marriage, it’s all about fate. If Little Yue and that guy are truly fated, they will end up together one day. If not, each will go their own way, cross their own bridges."

At this point, everyone couldn’t help but glance at Wei Yingyue, who was sitting silently inside the room. She sat quietly, as if she were just a chair, everything around her seemed unrelated, she was just a chair.

You snuck back home just as the clock struck ten, and you secretly patted your chest with relief as you tiptoed inside.

"Click."

After just two steps, the dark living room suddenly lit up, and you found your mom standing with her arms crossed, chin slightly raised, eyebrows arched, looking at you with a smile.

"Hehe, Mom, I’m back," you said, shrinking your head and putting on a smile.

"Oh, not bad." Your mom glanced at the clock on the wall, "Right at ten o’clock, lucky for you. If you were a few seconds later, humph, you’d understand."

At this point, your mom naughtily raised her eyebrows at your groin area.

"Mom, I’m already an adult..."

"Rascal, even if you were seventy or eighty, you’re still the one I carried for ten months! Let me tell you, in nine months, you’ll be sitting the college entrance exam, and your goal is Jiangzhe University!"

Your face immediately fell, "Mom, I just got back, and you’re already pushing me to take the university exam, isn’t this..."

Your mom had always ruled the roost at home, once she made a decision, there was no room for others to complain, "Enough talk! As long as you get into Jiangzhe University, afterwards, whether you stay out all night or handle ten women, I won’t care!"

"Really!?"

"When have I ever lied?" Your mom flipped her hair like an empress.

"The wise empress! I shall now work tirelessly, get into Jiangzhe University, and then marry ten daughters-in-law to serve you in your old age!"

Your mom laughed and scolded seeing you getting carried away, "Stop joking around, I’m telling you, tomorrow morning, you’ll come with me to school. I’ve already asked your Uncle Wang to arrange for your admission."

"That quick?"

"What do you think? Your dad works at the education bureau, after all."

"Turns out I’m an ’official second generation’ too, I always thought I was a poor Dios," you remarked genuinely.

"Stop being silly, in this world, besides Kim Jong-un, Wang Sicong, and the Oil King, everyone else is a poor Dios!"

You immediately gave a thumbs up and genuinely praised, "Mom, that’s a godly roast!"

Yuhang No.2 High School is a nationally key high school.

Your records have been blank since you were twelve. However, this posed no problem for your mom. With her husband working at the provincial education bureau and being a senior teacher at Yuhang Second High School herself, she wielded a certain authority and status. Thus, the school didn’t impose much resistance to your enrollment.

However, things didn’t go entirely smoothly.

When your mom brought you to the political and education office to fetch the documents, they found a slightly plump middle-aged woman with bird’s nest-like hair sitting at the desk, sipping tea in small sips. Upon noticing your mom’s entrance, she merely glanced up slightly before returning to her tea.

Your mom glanced at her, slightly curled her lips, then walked straight to the desk of the political and education director, addressing the bald uncle hunched over writing materials, "Old Wei, are the documents I requested ready?"

The bald uncle slightly lifted his head and winked at your mom, then gestured with his mouth towards the middle-aged woman behind your mom.

Your mom raised an eyebrow, then gave a half-smile to the middle-aged woman who kept her head down, "Oh, isn’t this Teacher Zhao? Haven’t seen you in a few days, got a few more wrinkles, I see."

Teacher Zhao knitted her brows, casting a fierce glare at your mother, but soon displayed a fake smile very much like your mom’s, "Teacher Li, your child has grown so much, it’s really well hidden. Did you bring him here to apply for a security guard position at our school?"

You stand about one meter eighty, a standard adult height, so it’s no wonder Teacher Zhao would start by teasing you.

"It seems Teacher Zhao has blurry eyesight. My little Yunyun is only eighteen, oh ho ho." Right from the start, your mom had the upper hand.

"Is that so, he doesn’t quite look like your father, does he? Could it be—"

"Ahem! Teacher, actually it doesn’t really concern you who I resemble. Also, as a teacher, if you lack the basic courtesies, I personally feel this position might be better suited for someone else."

"You, you brat, what did you just say!?" Teacher Zhao was utterly unprepared for your sharp response, inheriting your mother’s venomous tongue rather than your father’s gentle honesty.

"The noble act with straightness of a bow, while the petty crook acts crooked; as a teacher, you should know this basic principle."

"I..." Teacher Zhao had sparred with your mom for nearly half a lifetime, but didn’t expect to be so thoroughly overwhelmed by you two in this round. She retreated several steps in succession.

However, she was still an old hand at this, and after calming herself down, Teacher Zhao circled you and softly said, "The young man looks decent, but don’t forget, this is a nationally key high school. It’s not a place where mosquitoes and flies can easily get in through a few connections to harm the students."

Your mom glanced at her watch, eyebrows tightening, and straightforwardly said, "Zhao Lirong, I haven’t got time to chat. My son’s transfer procedures are all completed, and he needs to attend class now, so step aside!"

"Heh, why the rush? The morning self-study hasn’t even started yet." Zhao Lirong took out a paper from her desk gleefully, and said to you, "Young man, I heard a bit of something in your words earlier, suggesting you might do well academically. If that’s the case, complete this paper, and if you score over sixty, you can move freely in and out of our school."

"Okay."

You nodded, took the paper, quickly scanned it, and couldn’t help but slightly curl the corners of your lips.

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