I Have 10 Trillion Dollars only Usable For Simping
Chapter 258 - 254 The girl holding the box and the man wiping his sweat

Chapter 258: 254 The girl holding the box and the man wiping his sweat

"Luo Peng, are you guys in the dorm? I didn’t bring my key."

Since today was Christmas, Jiang Chen was worried that his roommates might have gone out to enjoy themselves, so on his way back to school, he made an early phone call.

"Uh... I’m not at school..."

Luo Peng’s voice from the other end sounded abnormal, carrying breaths of exhaustion as if he was struggling.

Jiang Chen’s brow furrowed slightly in confusion, "What about Bai Zheli and the others?"

"They’re with me."

Luckily he had called ahead.

Jiang Chen muttered to himself and then asked, "Where are you guys?"

"Out getting a massage."

"A massage?"

Jiang Chen’s tone rose slightly.

"You went out on a date, the rest of us brothers couldn’t just keep sulking in the dorm, right? It’s Christmas after all, us single dogs have nothing better to do, so I took them out for a massage to relax... Ouch, gently..."

In China nowadays, you can almost find a foot massage parlor every hundred meters; it has become a common way of leisure.

"When will you guys be back?"

"We just started, it’ll probably be a while longer."

"Where exactly are you?"

"Jiu Jing Foot Path, on Jiangjin Road, the one near our school. Do you want to come over?"

"What’s the room number?"

"302."

Jiang Chen hung up the phone.

"They’re getting massages?"

Li Shuru asked while driving.

"Yeah, drop me off at Jiangjin Road. I’ll go get the key."

"You want a rub too?"

Li Shuru glanced at him.

Jiang Chen coughed lightly, "I’m just going to get the key."

"Can I come with you to get it?"

Again, with such questions.

With no other options, Jiang Chen could only nod with a smile, "There’s no issue with that."

"It won’t disturb you guys, will it?"

Li Shuru asked again.

If it were only Luo Peng, Jiang Chen would indeed be a little worried, but since Bai Zheli and Li Shao were there, there shouldn’t be any problems.

"It won’t cause any trouble, don’t think too much, it’s just a legit massage."

Li Shuru nodded.

They had spent the previous night at a Disney hotel, and logically, everything should have progressed smoothly, yet for some reason, Li Shuru, who had actively offered a kiss while watching the fireworks, turned into a paragon of chastity once in bed.

At first, Jiang Chen thought she was playing coy, but it turned out she was serious, and she firmly refused to yield.

He had thought he had jinxed himself, but when he thought about the timing, it didn’t quite add up.

Still, if the girl wasn’t willing, of course, he wouldn’t force her.

The Palamela drove into Jiangjin Road and stopped in front of Jiu Jing Foot Path.

Li Shuru and Jiang Chen got out of the car.

"Welcome, just the two of you?"

The two welcoming hostesses at the door were quite attractive, dressed in tight-fitting uniforms, their figures slender and graceful.

"I’m looking for a friend."

Jiang Chen went upstairs and, after leading Li Shuru around for a bit, finally saw the room with the number 302.

Without thinking much, he pushed the door open and entered.

But once he looked inside, he paused for a moment.

Oh boy.

All three roommates were there.

Lying on the massage beds, enjoying the services of the masseurs.

Luo Peng was even more exaggerated,

The masseuse was almost riding on top of him.

"Jiang Chen, hurry up, I’ve arranged one for you, number 666. She should be off her shift now, known as ’Little Didi Hot Hands.’ She’ll make sure you’re satisfied..."

Because Luo Peng was face down, he didn’t see Li Shuru following behind Jiang Chen.

The TV was on, playing a comedy.

Below the wall-mounted TV, there was even a slogan poster.

Reject pornography, gambling, and drugs.

However, the outfits worn by these masseuses were quite tempting, blue and white flight attendant uniforms with scarves around their necks, tight-fitting short skirts, flesh-colored stockings, kneeling on the massage beds to knead their clients. Even though they were fully clothed, it gave off an unavoidable feeling of inappropriateness.

Jiang Chen felt rather embarrassed, "I’ll pass on the massage. Just give me the key."

"You’re already here, why be polite? Number 666 should be off her shift, they call her ’Little Didi Hot Hands.’ I guarantee you’ll be satisfied..."

Luo Peng was quite enthusiastic, blithely unaware that Li Shao and Bai Zheli had stopped talking as he enjoyed a shoulder massage from the technician.

"Really? The Hot Diablo massage? Call it over and let’s have a look..."

It was only upon hearing a female voice that Luo Peng sensed something was amiss. He turned his head towards the door for a careful look and his face suddenly changed color. He almost bounced off the massage bed.

Shit!

Why is Li Shuru here?!

"Haha, Li junior, you’re here too."

He chuckled dryly.

Looking at Li Shao and Bai Zheli, they were all pretending to be dead with heads buried.

"Number 666, right? You call her over. Give Jiang Chen a massage. He really needs to loosen up his muscles and bones."

"Haha, just kidding."

Luo Peng hurriedly said, "Alright, you guys go out first."

A few young and beautifully endowed technicians climbed off the beds, picked up their suitcases from the ground, and left.

Then there was Luo Peng, sweating more profusely than the techs as if he had worked harder.

It was then that Jiang Chen finally understood the meaning of those song lyrics about a girl carrying a box and a man wiping sweat.

Luo Peng shot him a dark look secretly.

Obviously blaming him for bringing Li Shuru along.

But how could Jiang Chen have known what the scene here would be like?

It’s true what they say, you become like the company you keep.

Even Bai Zheli, such an innocent young man, had been corrupted by Luo Peng.

"Chen brother, it was Luo brother who dragged me here."

Bai Zheli, unable to keep playing possum, sat up, his face quite red — perhaps from the massage.

"Haha, actually, I’m here to inspect a project."

"A project inspection?"

"Yeah, I’ve had a dream since high school to open a nationwide chain of entertainment cities and then take it public, making it the first stock in the industry."

Luo Peng said with all seriousness.

"Like this kind?"

Li Shuru asked softly, apparently not particularly perturbed by it.

"Li junior, don’t get the wrong idea. This place is very legit. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have let you in."

"Then why are they dressed like that?"

Li Shao coughed lightly, feeling somewhat embarrassed.

"Luo Peng said it’s a special project here called Aviation Massage. I thought it was a kind of technique..."

Luo Peng was mortified.

Indeed,

it was he who had dragged them here today, but when it came time to choose, none of them had really resisted, they all accepted, not exactly under duress.

Now, all the blame was being dumped on his head en masse.

He lamented his unwise choice of friends.

"Alright, you guys continue with the massage. Luo Peng, give me the keys, I’m going back first."

Jiang Chen felt a bit guilty, as if he had disturbed his roommates’ leisure time.

Especially Bai Zheli.

Exposing him to the glitz of the world wasn’t exactly a bad thing after all.

Luo Peng, dressed in a cotton pajama set, quickly found his stripped-off clothes and fished out the keys from his pocket, tossing them over.

Jiang Chen caught them.

"I’m off."

He led Li Shuru out the door, thoughtfully closing it behind them as they left.

"You really won’t stay to keep them company?"

Li Shuru asked.

Jiang Chen shook his head promptly.

"I’m not interested in these things."

"The Hot Diablo, you really don’t want to experience it?"

Never mind this Hot Diablo nonsense; Pei Yunxi herself had personally poured him tea once.

"It’s Christmas after all, coming out to relax is understandable."

Jiang Chen reasoned aloud, offering an explanation for his roommates.

"Hmm, that’s understandable."

Li Shuru nodded.

Jiang Chen turned his head.

Most girls in such a situation would probably go ballistic, demanding you cut ties with your hedonistic friends, right?

"Friends are of two kinds, those who lead you into business to make money and enjoy tea and healthy lifestyles, and those who take you out for drinks, massages, clubbing, chasing girls, and shooting the breeze."

Li Shuru stepped down the stairs.

"They’re all pretty good."