I Became The Academy Necromancer
Chapter 379: Side Story - Pathetic and Fast Cummer

“Khh.”

Watching the Guardian of the Clark Republic glaring at him, Lordron let out a low breath.

He clenched his fists without him even realizing it, a sign that Findenai’s overwhelming killing intent had shaken him more than he expected.

“Hmph.”

The distance was considerable, making it so he could only make out her silhouette.

“She’s coming.”

At my brief remark, Lordron quickly extended both hands forward.

And in an instant, as if she had teleported, Findenai leaped forward at incredible speed, bringing down Snow White upon Lordron.

BOOOOM!

With just a single leap, the flow of the wind reversed. The impact was so immense that the rooftop floor nearly collapsed, but I reinforced it with a layer of mana, preventing the building from crumbling.

“Sigh.”

Even though it hadn’t been a full day since I last saw her, for some reason, I found myself feeling oddly nostalgic at Findenai’s smile.

She glanced at me briefly before shifting her weight with Snow White, forcing Lordron away from me.

Thunk!

Lordron tried to resist, but he was pushed all the way to the edge of the rooftop, breaking through the railing, leaving him with no choice but to spread his wings.

As Lordron took flight, Findenai turned to stand before me, tilting her head slightly.

Her expression made it clear she wasn’t pleased.

“How dare you just left me behind and left, huh?”

“If I told you too, things would’ve gotten way too complicated.”

“Still, you left me behind? Someone should’ve stayed behind in the carriage, don’t you think?”

“…Is that really what you’re upset about?”

As I stared at Findenai in disbelief, she simply grinned and shrugged.

“You think I came all this way just to take down that pathetic bastard? He wouldn’t have reacted in time if you hadn’t warned him just now.”

She wasn’t wrong.

Findenai was no longer an ordinary human. She had absorbed Norseweden’s Mountain Lord and had become one of the great Guardians of the Clark Republic.

Even for a demon lord, a head-on fight against Findenai was something best avoided.

“That’s why I warned him.”

I had deliberately told Lordron to react.

“Otherwise, you would’ve been bored.”

“Hmph.”

She let out a breath, a hint of laughter in it.

“How do you always know exactly what I want? This makes me want to mess with you.”

“Just keep your eyes forward.”

“Why so cold? Don’t tell me you went to a brothel or something? Are you having a moment of post-nut clarity?”

“…”

“If you did, I’ll skewer that precious thing of yours on a stick.”

Findenai knew better than anyone that I’d never go to such places, and I knew well enough that she was just joking, so I didn’t bother responding.

Meanwhile, Lordron stretched a hand toward the sky. A light of salvation descended upon him.

“Oh?”

The darkened sky began to twist once more. Even the distant moon’s shape seemed to distort.

“The Demon Lord of Domination… I’ve heard he commands a demon army numbering in the four digits.”

“Four digits? Damn, how many times do I have to swing my axe for that?”

It seemed like he was trying to summon his demon army into the skies above Clarkwork.

Since he was a being who led armies, he would likely grow stronger the more forces he had around him.

The pattern of the demon lords so far had been more or less the same.

“You take care of Lordron. I’ll protect Clarkwork.”

At my words, Findenai nodded in satisfaction and immediately charged toward Lordron.

The resulting whirlwind lashed against me, tangling my hair and clothes.

“Huff…”

The sky was gradually turning red, and demons began to reveal their faces from the empty sky.

Beneath me, I could hear people shouting in alarm, panicked by the strange sky.

It was only natural—they must have been terrified, seeing the sky suddenly turn red and bizarre creatures appear.

[What’s the plan?]

The Dark Spiritualist appeared beside me with a smile. I had told her to stay home, but to be honest, I half-expected her to follow me anyway.

“Did Stella come too?”

Just in case, I asked, but she shook her head.

[No, she’s guarding the house. She’s the lowest-ranked one, after all.]

“…Your ranking system seems very different from mine.”

In my mind, Stella was at the very top of the food chain.

[I mean, does she really need to fight demons again? She fought them endlessly when she was alive, and now she’s even living with one. Give her a break.]

“Yeah, good call.”

I had been hoping Stella wouldn’t get involved in this, which was why I asked.

As a Saintess, she had tangled with demons countless times, and her memories of them were surely filled with nothing but suffering. I didn’t want her to face them again.

[Dealing with filthy creatures is the specialty of Necromancers like us.]

“…”

[What?]

She tilted her head when she saw me staring at her.

“Nothing, I just thought it would be nice if you showed even half of this side of yourself more often.”

I didn’t know how a person can have so many sides. At times, she acted endlessly like a child, yet now she showed a surprisingly reliable side.

Especially the fact that she had deliberately left Stella behind out of consideration—that was particularly impressive.

[I always act the same, though?]

Was she serious?

Choosing to ignore that, I turned my gaze back to the demon army filling the sky while the Dark Spiritualist puffed up her cheeks in a pout.

[Tch, you’re ignoring me again.]

“Enough. Focus. If we let them slip through, they’ll attack the civilians in Clarkwork.”

The demon army wouldn’t necessarily rush to aid their master, Lordron. Instead, they would sink their fangs into the helpless humans below.

After all, demons were creatures that lived by their instincts.

Especially now, when Findenai’s relentless assault was pushing back their ruler.

But at my words, the Dark Spiritualist gave me a knowing smirk and nudged my arm with her elbow.

[Come on, you set this whole situation up on purpose, didn’t you?]

“…”

[To make the Demon Lord Lordron bring all his army here, you deliberately let him survive Findenai’s first strike and gave him time to open the rift just like this.]

“Why can’t you use that kind of insight in everyday life?”

[Huh? I act like this all the time, you know?]

Now, I couldn’t help but wonder if she had a split personality. Still, I was relieved that she hadn’t immaturely brought Fluffy IV along.

Anyway…

“Yeah, recently, there’s been a lot of reckless people acting like they own the place, so to set an example, I needed demons of that scale.”

This was the perfect situation, wasn’t it?

It was the perfect opportunity to send a clear warning to demons and gods—that if they tried to do as they pleased with this continent, I could always return.

The Dark Spiritualist and I looked up at the sky.

The countless demons pouring out almost felt like expendable pawns, like fireworks.

[It reminds me of the old days.]

“Yeah.”

A smile appeared on our faces.

I extended my right hand toward the sky, and the Dark Spiritualist also raised her left hand to resonate with my mana.

The rift in the sky, which had cracked earlier, started to split open again.

***

A full day had passed.

Thanks to Nicolay, the Acting President, who tearfully thanked me and offered a VIP guest room, I was able to sleep comfortably.

“Hmm.”

For reference, Findenai was lying naked beside me, and on the table beyond her…

“Sigh, will you clean that up?”

Lordron’s severed head was neatly placed there. Findenai adamantly wanted to hang it at home, saying the clean cut and the expression of despair at the moment of death made it a perfect decoration.

If I hadn’t made her promise to get rid of it while scolding her last night, she would have ended up hanging it at home.

[What’s this?]

And on my other arm, the naked Dark Spiritualist, using my arm as a pillow, looked at me with a blank expression.

“What’s wrong?”

I had expected her to be a little confused after our first experience together.

[Why does it feel like it was glossed over?]

“What do you mean?”

[I mean, it should’ve been a monumental event since it was my first time, but it just felt like it slipped by so quickly.]

“Ahem.”

At her words, I glanced away, and Findenai, who had been burying her face in my chest, slightly opened her eyes and responded.

“You passed out, you fast-cumming bitch.”

[…What?]

“Weren’t you sleeping?”

Findenai, now awake, grinned and mocked the Dark Spiritualist.

“Yesterday, after Master Bastard stroked you a few times with his dick, you, fast-cumming bitch, squirted instantly and kicked the bucket. You were already dead, but you died again.”

[Whoa! Look at her talking! I’m already dead!]

“You’re in no position to call me pathetic. At least I could hold on for a bit.”

Findenai was fiddling with my member as she talked, and it was starting to get on my nerves.

[You’re just used to it because you’ve done it so many times! If I did it as much as you, I wouldn’t have passed out either!]

“You talk too much for a fast-cumming bitch.”

[You’re the pathetic one! You were begging him to stop again last night! Didn’t you?]

“It’s a play, fast-cumming bitch.”

[You play so good, huh?! You just cried and asked him to stop yesterday!]

“Sigh, this is why I can’t talk to a fast-cummer.”

[Nothing’s more pathetic than a weakling trying to act tough! And fast-cumming? That’s not me, that’s Stel…!]

Knock knock.

The knock on the door interrupted their conversation, allowing me to stand up

This is why I told them not to do this.

It was a mistake to give in first when Findenai seduced me, asking what the bed in a place like a VIP room would feel like.

Naturally, the Dark Spiritualist participated too. It was her first time, and she must have been exhausted because she passed out halfway through.

[Okay! Let’s do it again! This time, I’m really going to hold on! You’ll see how pathetic you really are!]

“Ah, okay, sure! I’m curious how long you’ll last, you fast cummer!”

It was me doing the deed, but somehow, they were arguing with each other.

I sighed as I put on a robe and headed for the door.

It was probably the Acting President or his messenger.

[Pathetic!]

“Fast Cummer!”

“Can you both quiet down?”

Watching them argue like children before opening the door made me feel a little sorry for Lordron, who had died yesterday.

***

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