I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World
Chapter 62: I Thought of a Plan. It Was Balls.

Chapter 62: I Thought of a Plan. It Was Balls.

I stared at the mountain of corpses like a vegan in a meat festival.

What I saw in the sky, I am sure the residents of Moral kingdom saw it too.

As their reactions poured in from all around.

"Is this real?"

"All the soldiers died?"

"But they were in millions!"

"One of them owed me money too!"

"Wait. Doesn’t this mean it’s only the Hero King and that Alien who could save us now?"

"Yes. They are the only ones who could defeat that red bastard. If they die, prepare to be under the worst King possible."

"But that red guy now has his army? What if all of them attacked the two Kings at once?"

"Yeah. It would be bad. Both Kings are alone now."

"Shut up." One man spoke. His crisp voice caught everyone’s attention.

"What is it?" A woman asked.

"The Kings aren’t alone." The man said, dead serious.

"What do you mean?" The woman didn’t get it.

The man stayed silent but eventually spoke:

"See that man, standing at the right side of the Hero King?"

Everyone looked there.

"Yes. What about him?" They all asked.

The man stayed silent longer than before then said:

"As long as he is there the two Kings will never be alone."

I heard them gulping at the man’s words.

"Why is that? Who is that guy?" Everyone asked and the man took a long pause.

He made everyone wait and finally said:

"I have no idea who that is."

"..."

"Then why the hell did you hype him up?"

"I didn’t hype him up." The man refused.

"You did. What’s with all those pauses?"

"I have asthma!"

"You bastard. If that red man becomes the King I am personally taking you to him."

"Shit. Hero King, don’t lose. I don’t want to die."

They all are scared alright.

And about the man whom the asthma man was talking about is Erect who was dead still right now.

And me and Sexis were no better.

"Our soldiers are dead, my human Racis friend. What shall we do now?"

"Let me think. And you two think something as well. We only have ourselves now. If this demon fights us with his army then it will be bad. Very bad."

"Don’t worry, Human king." Malthus chimed. "I will fight you three alone by myself. I will have fun. I will start attacking after two minutes."

"Alright. That’s good. Now that his army is out of the way, think of a way to defeat him. And think about it in two minutes!"

I raced my mind for anything.

I have Skills. I have many Skills. I can use them and stall for a while but I am not seeing any way to kill him.

"What if we attack his genitals?" Sexis suggested.

"It’s no use. I have tried it. He didn’t feel a thing."

Sexis narrowed his eyes. "You touched his balls? And that too when no one was looking. Hmm. I understand."

"I was attacking him, you lunatic. And don’t start this shit. We will again drift to comedy, forgetting the main thing."

Sexis nodded and went silent.

I again began my brain storm.

Erect was silent, staring at Malthus. I hope he also comes up with a plan.

"My lord," He spoke. He finally spoke.

"Yes, Erect. Tell me." I asked with hopeful eyes.

Sexis also looked at him.

Erect jerked his head at me, his gaze serious.

"My balls are salty."

"Alright. That’s a good pla-Wait-what the fuck?"

"I thought we weren’t doing comedy, my human Racis friend."

"... Well, that was the idea."

I held Erect’s shoulder.

"What are you talking about, Erect? What does your balls have to do with anything that is going on here?"

"My balls have everything to do here, my lord."

"How!?"

Erect looked at Malthus.

"It’s time to show our balls."

"Wha-Wait. Take a deep breath." I shook Erect’s shoulders.

"My human Racis friend," Sexis stepped forward, his chest pumped. "I haven’t shaved in a while but I can show them if that’s what the situation demands."

"Calm down, you two. That’s not how fan service works. Explain yourself, Erect. If this Alien went on to do it, the whole planet will punture their eyes!"

I gave a violent shook to Erect once more but the man was only focused on Malthus. Did he losy his sanity or something?

But the next moment, Erect opened his mouth.

"You asked me to think of a way to defeat this monster, right, my lord?"

"Yes. That I did. And I don’t know what you think but balls isn’t the right answer."

"You don’t get it, my lord. By balls I didn’t mean anything vulgar."

"Oh, then?"

Erect jerked his sword.

"I meant Guts."

Wait..

I think I get it now.

"Yes, my lord. You heard me right. There is only one way to defeat this abomination."

A sharp glint made its way in Erect’s eyes.

"We fight till we die."

His eyes never left Malthus like a lion gawking at its prey.

The Hero inside him had awakened.

I think I understand now.

[ He is right, Racis. Even the worst of the men gets a chance to become great. This is your chance. Clear this and you’ll be immortal. Death means nothing to warriors. ]

I don’t know but those words of the Supreme Man gave me chills.

I know a boy gets a chance in his life to become a Man.

Is this the chance for me?

If yes...

"You are right, Erect. It was stupid of me to think of a way to win this. Since the start of this war, there was only way out of this..."

I slashed my swords in the air, getting the hang of it. As just like Erect, I also figured out one thing..

"Fighting is salvation."

STEP!

STEP!

I heard footsteps behind me.

I looked over my shoulders and saw Sexis coming.

The Alien King now also looked menacing as he stood beside me, his scythes gleaming an abyssal shine.

"Fight till we die, eh?" He said, smiling.

He flexed all ten of his arms, as the menacing Alien King finished saying...

"Then it means we only have to fight for five minutes... Or less."

"..."