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Chapter 465: Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law Conspire to Deceive People

Chapter 465: Chapter 465: Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law Conspire to Deceive People

Wang Cuihua left everyone in the Li Family at the scene completely dumbfounded.

Tell me, when there’s a ruckus going on like we’re at each other’s throats, then suddenly someone playing a shaman pops up - who wouldn’t be stunned?

As Wang Cuihua came in singing, Suizi swore that if it weren’t for her mother-in-law holding Little Luoluo, she would have jumped up in surprise!

Wang Cuihua took great pleasure in singing. At home, she could only sing to her two children and her old husband. Today, she had an "audience" and she had to put on a good show no matter what.

"What are you doing?" Li’s mother was shocked by Wang Cuihua’s eccentric entrance.

"What’s your name?" Wang Cuihua stopped singing and asked in the typical shamanistic manner.

"I’m Sun Jingui... wait, why are you asking this?" Li’s mother answered obliviously, then found it rather odd.

"Sun Jingui, huh. As I see it, you’re in for some bad luck~"

"No, you are the one who’s going to have bad luck!"

Wang Cuihua walked through a bunch of people, holding the child, and approached Suizi.

Suizi took Luoluo and handed over her empty teacup, along with a pen.

No one knew what was going on, even Yu Shuisheng, who was holding his grandson and enjoying the show, was in the dark.

He stood at the door with great interest, enjoying the drama from the best VIP angle.

The Li family’s "propaganda team" was baffled and tried to confront Yu Shuisheng as they had no clue what he was there for.

Yu Shuisheng, who was happily waiting for his wife’s performance, got upset when it was interrupted. He pushed the older woman away with one arm.

"Get out of here!"

The authoritative tone made the woman’s knees tremble with fear.

Although this crowd seemed tough when they ganged up, they were still terrified when they encountered someone as formidable as Yu Shuisheng.

The fierce woman inside the house wanted to go out and provide reinforcement, but a daunting aura enveloped her when Shuisheng glanced her way.

The intimidating woman was so scared that she didn’t dare move a muscle.

Suizi watched with satisfaction from the side.

You need a tougher person to grind a villain. Although the Li family’s female thug didn’t seem very smart, she seemed to retain some animal instinct, understanding what was beneficial and what was harmful.

Wang Cuihua took the teacup from Suizi, tapped it twice with the pen. There was no drums on hand, so this would have to do instead.

Wang Cuihua, true to her irritating nature, approached Sun Jingui, facing her and tapped the cup twice.

"Stay away from me!" Li’s mother warned.

"I see you, triangular eyes, drooping eyelids, either crooked or causing trouble~~Ay, ay, Sun Jingui~~"

Li’s mother was annoyed by her singing and regretted telling this shaman her real name. Why did she do that?!

This song came out of nowhere. Li’s mother wanted to push, but felt pressured by Yu Shuisheng standing at the door and didn’t dare to reach out. Instead, she had to grit her teeth and ask Wang Cuihua to stay away.

The more Li’s mother pushed her away, the closer Wang Cuihua got to her, and the song just kept going.

"Drive mountains to move, drive river to dry, drive us old immortals and you shall not have peace, you are going to have bad luck oh oh oh~~~"

Everyone fears the prediction of misfortune by a shaman, and Li’s mother was no exception. She grimaced and growled:

"Stay away from me!"

Wang Cuihua, acting as if she never heard it, continued rhythmically tapping the cup, singing:

"Burning incense, beating drums, I invite gods, first came the fox, then the yellow one, I invite the long python, the spiritual mink, bringing sorrow to the king~"

Little Luoluo, in Suizi’s arms, joined in:

"Ai~ Ai!"

The child’s vocal cords hadn’t fully developed yet, she couldn’t sing the melody, but she chimed in perfectly with these two "Ai"s!

Suizi looked down at her daughter. Getting the attention of her mother, Little Luoluo got excited and pointed at Li’s mother, shouting:

"Misfortune, misfortune!"

The kiddo remembers all about the granny singing about misfortunes.

Suizi’s mouth twitched.

Excellent, folk art, starting from infancy?!

"Sun Jingui, the old immortal claims you have a sh*tty face full of bad luck. If you want to transform misfortune into fortune, you have to listen to me."

"What kind of immortal said this crap?!" It doesn’t sound like anything a real immortal would say!

Wang Cuihua ignored her, bouncing and knocking around the room carrying a tea bowl, singing all about wishing misfortune upon Li’s mother.

A respectable shaman certainly wouldn’t curse others, but Wang Cuihua isn’t respectable.

Who cares if there’s such a convention or not, just get a good rant out first.

The Lis may be shameless, but they’ve never seen a performance like this before.

Words like "brains full of bugs" and "bones filled with pus" came out without hesitation, creating an unsettling atmosphere.

Though these old women were immoral and scared of karma, seeing Wang Cuihua cursing Li’s mother to the point of fainting, they were terrified Wang Cuihua would do the same to them and sprinted out of the room.

Seeing this, Suizi couldn’t help but comment:

"Human relationships are as delicate as paper, and familial ties without shame are like loose sand, scattered by the wind..."

Leaving behind the formidable woman and Li’s mother.

Having sung enough, Wang Cuihua stopped, wiped the sweat off her forehead with satisfaction, and sat down at the table as if it was her own platform.

She even crossed her legs, affirming her pretentious demeanor.

"Evil beast, the old immortal commands you to kneel!"

Li’s mother was dizzy from the barrage of curses, her initial skepticism and resistance fading to a horror that grew with each word.

After all, having almost ten years of experience as a shaman, Wang Cuihua could be considered a professional.

She managed to incorporate both real and fabricated bits into her routine.

If you claim she was simply deceiving others, well, her tune was authentic and her chants were legitimate.

But if you claim she wasn’t deceiving others, she manages to sneak in personal insults and scare tactics, cursing Li’s mother’s personal and familial misfortune, relentlessly.

Li’s mother was dizzy from Wang Cuihua’s song. As was the case with the followers she had deceived over the years, the woman was on the verge of believing when she heard Wang Cuihua command her to kneel, and, her mind going blank, she actually knelt.

Wang Mengmeng was also deceived, genuinely believing Wang Cuihua had summoned a god, and followed suit in kneeling.

Zhang Yue’e’s stomach finally stopped aching. Watching this absurd spectacle, she was left speechless.

Was Suizi’s mother-in-law always this formidable?

She can even handle someone as unreasonable and annoying as Li’s mother?

"Braising tofu, one thing overcomes another, my mother-in-law’s profession in the village." Suizi explained, seeing Zhang Yue’e’s confusion.

Her mother-in-law is simply a nemesis to shrews. People like Li’s mother, who have no sense of morality but are superstitious, must be fought with poison.

"Your family has recently encountered some troubles, hasn’t it?" Wang Cuihua said in the voice of the supposed old immortal.

Li’s mother, startled, felt this wild woman was indeed a psychic, and hurriedly responded in reverence:

"Yes, my family is going through some trouble, please guide us, old immortal."

"This trouble is related to your husband— no, that’s impossible." Wang Cuihua saw Suizi shake her head at the word ’husband’, immediately corrected herself, pretended to calculate with her fingers, all the while sneakily looking at Suizi.

Suizi silently mouthed ’son’ to Wang Cuihua.

Li’s family, who were looking away, failed to notice the trick Suizi and Wang Cuihua were pulling.

"Son— It’s your son who is in trouble! That’s why you’re here causing trouble, the old immortal sees it all!" Wang Cuihua declared confidently.

Yu Shuisheng, who was watching the spectacle, raised his eyebrows. They could start a two-person psychic group in their rural home. Getting rich won’t be a dream anymore.