Farming is OP
Chapter 54 Tems’ date day *

Today was Tems’ day. I was going to do whatever Tems wanted all day for our date. That started with having a double-sized breakfast, followed by an hour-long nap for the food to digest. We had sex until lunch, then ate a double-sized lunch, followed by another nap. After that, she wanted to explore the dungeon with me, which I obliged her with.

We were both really strong, honestly, they should really move to a stronger dungeon, or possibly make a trip through our dungeon to a harder one, like some of the adventurers do at this point. It was something I should bring up to Silk after we get back home. We were so strong, even just the two of us didn’t have to worry about the enemies we fought, unless the boss decided to roam around the dungeon or a miniboss spawned.

I quietly asked. “So Tems, how are you liking your day?” She spoke quietly, one thing she learned from being a kobold was how not to draw attention when she was in her stalking mode. “Yes… Tems really enjoyed today. Let’s hope we find a bigs monster to fight now.” We made our way in as we stealthily took out the goblin patrols. I wasn’t focused on searching for items, but still collected some of the more obviously valuable items.

We found a little waterfall grotto, and after making sure it was safe, we decided to take a break. I pulled off my clothes as I jumped in, and Tems followed behind me. She came up with a smile on her face as I playfully splashed her. We stared into each other's eyes, I forgot how beautiful she was. White hair that grew down passed her shoulders now, deep red eyes, and brown skin with red scaly arms and legs.

Her wet, lithe, nubile body glimmered in the sun. My hands moved to her breasts on instinct as my thumbs rubbed over her two pale nipples. We had already gotten our pent-up emotions out earlier as we rutted for hours. That left only slow, passionate love for the rest of the day. I lifted her up the few inches so she could more easily kiss me as our bodies clung together in the water. Her long tongue expertly explored my mouth.

Her hands reached down and grabbed my ass as she slid out of my grip. I wasn’t sure what she was doing until she submerged herself all the way and I felt a warmth wrap around my cock as she gave me an underwater blowjob. I thought about it, and I couldn’t remember a single time when Tems sucked my dick. She only did vaginal sex and most of the time it was me on top or choosing the position. Sure, she's seen both Cherry and Sarah give blowjobs, even Silk a few times. But for her to be a complete newbie, she handled it with an unnaturally good skill.

I felt her tongue shoot out of her mouth as it caressed my balls. Her tongue was longer and more dexterous than a normal human's. The entire situation made me last longer than I would naturally, as she had to come up for air before diving back down ten times before I finally came. After drinking her fill, she came up coughing. Even with her sputtering as she choked, I couldn’t help but stare at her breasts jiggle. I still can’t believe how lucky I was to get to have sex with this beautiful woman every single day.

We played in the water for slightly longer until I saw something behind the waterfall. Heading to it, I went through and saw that there was a hidden room behind it. As I was about to say something to Tems, I heard loud talking coming from down the path we came from. Of course, this would be a common rest area for other adventurers.

Even Tems looked flustered; she was more open with her body, but who knew what adventurers might do if they saw two almost defenseless people? I whispered to her. “Grab our clothes, there’s a room behind this waterfall.” I quickly helped grab our possessions as we made our way inside. I tried shielding our clothes from the water, but with how much was pouring down, it was impossible for them not to get a little wet.

Tems asked with trepidation in her voice. “What is this?” I looked around, it was surprisingly well lit as beams of light leaked through in several key positions, allowing us to see without a torch. The room had smooth floors and was clearly man-made. It still resembled a cave, with the walls being jagged. I was wary at first, but I could see everything. There were no monsters inside, but there was an old campsite set up.

A skeleton with a sword sticking out of its rib bones lay dead in a corner, no flesh or smell, it must have happened years, if not decades, ago. It was old, the cloth had become ragged with age as it tore from my touch alone. The tent had ripped and sagged in the middle, and the cookpot was more rust than iron by now. The large hole where the sky was visible made me think this room should be covered in water, but it was surprisingly dry. I noticed someone cut drainage holes into the floor and walls near the ground.

The backpack was filled with other old, worn-down pieces of equipment… Except for a golden ring on the corpse's finger. I picked it up and polished it before handing it over to Tems to see. Instead, she immediately put it on her finger. “Don’t do that! What if that ring is cursed?” She jumped up in shock before looking at me in confusion. “In a beginner dungeon?”

I felt a little embarrassed that she was right; the chances of it being cursed were extremely low. This was loot brought in by someone, so unless the man was carrying a cursed ring on him and nothing else, why would someone do that? I asked a better question. “Is it enchanted?” Enchanted gear was rare, especially enchanted gear in dungeons, but this could have been brought in.

“No, but… Ring feels… Odd, like it has edges.” She kept playing with the ring as I went back to exploring. The clothing the body wore was even worse; it turned to dust from touch. Something else stood out to me. This particular part of the wall was smooth as well. I rubbed the wall, which made Tems come over and look as well. She noticed something I didn’t, a hole. Without thinking at all, she pushed her finger with the ring on it, and it slotted into place like a missing gear before she turned it.

The clean stone slab moved forward as a secret room inside a secret room was revealed. My eyes widened as I looked at a small chest full of coins, albeit most were copper and silver, but it was still a decent amount. Once again, we moved in with trepidation as I scanned the area. The room was only big enough to hold a desk and a bookshelf. The desk had some old, worn parchment on it, aged dramatically, and the chest of coins, which immediately caught my eye.

The bookshelf had a few books, but as I thought of it. That might be the most valuable thing in this entire secret room. The note, unfortunately, didn’t tell us what happened, so the stranger's death would remain a mystery. It looked like a list of alchemy ingredients, and the books on the shelf all had to deal with alchemy… It led me to believe the man was an alchemist working on something dangerous and needed somewhere outside of the village.

I counted the money, forty copper, seventy-seven silver, and eleven gold… Not much, but it was free, and I got a cool little chest along with everything else. I’d have to get these books checked by Leaf and Millicent. “You think those people are gone, or should we get a quickie in before checking?”