Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 521 - 242: It Turns Out Everyone Is Lin Baici’s Loyal Fan!_2

Chapter 521: Chapter 242: It Turns Out Everyone Is Lin Baici’s Loyal Fan!_2

"Please make sure to accept it!"

Yi Jisheng offered a human head: "You owe me a silicone doll, please buy it according to the ages of thirty, twenty, and ten!"

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless and took out his phone to place an order: "The ten-year-old one is not okay!"

Even if it’s a doll, that age is too young.

"You misunderstood; I’m buying them to be family members!"

Yi Jisheng explained.

"Then why don’t you choose on your own?" Lin Baici tossed his phone to Yi Jisheng: "Also, take this human head with you!"

Lin Baici wasn’t interested in such freebies.

"If I say I’m giving it to you, then I’m giving it to you!"

Yi Jisheng insisted. He had three reasons for offering the human head to Lin Baici: one was to exchange for a few silicone dolls, the second was to build a good relationship, and the third was that he found Lin Baici to be a decent person and easy to get along with.

"By the way, in a few days, I’m going to Busan Divine Ruins; Xia Hongmian asked me to go with you guys."

Yi Jisheng fumbled with the phone, his eyes wide open as he drooled over the pictures of the dolls on the screen.

He wanted all of them; what should he do?

Thus, Yi Jisheng looked up pitifully at Lin Baici, like a family dog waiting to be fed.

...

The second day officially marked the start of the winter break, and Lin Baici packed his luggage.

"No need to see me off."

After entering Divine Ruins and turning off his phone, Lin Baici wasn’t sure how many days it would be, so he gave a heads-up: "During the winter break, there’ll be a period of time when I turn off my phone!"

"Mm!"

Gu Qingxiang escorted Lin Baici downstairs and out of the residential complex, and by the looks of it, she planned to accompany him to the train station too.

"It’s quite cold outside; go back!"

Lin Baici reached out and embraced Gu Qingxiang. He wanted to kiss her but, in such a public space, he didn’t have the nerve. Instead, Gu Qingxiang, surprisingly, tiptoed and took the initiative to kiss Lin Baici’s cheek.

"Stay safe on your trip!"

Gu Qingxiang hugged Lin Baici tightly.

The two parted ways.

When Gu Qingxiang got home, she suddenly felt listless. She used to be interested in cooking, but now she realized it was because she had someone to share meals with.

Guess I’ll order takeout!

Gu Qingxiang lay down on the sofa, idly spacing out.

...

Lin Baici, pulling his suitcase, waited at the roadside for a ride.

Xia Hongyao said she would pick him up, but he had turned her down.

A taxi stopped in front of Lin Baici, and the window rolled down.

"Class rep, are you going to the train station? Let’s go together!"

Ji Xinyan’s smile was as bright as flowers.

"No need, I’m heading to the airport!"

Lin Baici smiled. Tea sister’s getup was still as stylish as ever.

"Perfect, I’m going to the airport too, let’s go together!"

Ji Xinyan got out of the car, planning to help Lin Baici put his stuff in the trunk.

"Where are you really going?"

Lin Baici frowned.

"Hehe, the airport!"

Ji Xinyan planned to spend more time with Lin Baici, willing to go to the train station first. After all, rebooking a flight ticket would only cost a few hundred yuan more.

"Let’s get going!"

Ji Xinyan urged.

The trip from Haijing Polytechnic to the airport would take an hour and a half without traffic. Having a girl for company was definitely more intriguing than fiddling with a phone.

Once Lin Baici got into the car, Ji Xinyan said, "Mister, drive slowly!"

The driver was completely baffled. Most people were rushing to catch their flights, fearing any slight delay, yet here this female student was, concerned about the car going too fast!

It wasn’t odd for a girl to like a boy, but did she have to be so obvious about it?

"Don’t listen to her, drive normally!"

Lin Baici didn’t want to be a scumbag, but Tea sister kept giving him opportunities. Like right now, in the spacious backseat, Tea sister chose to sit right beside him instead of somewhere else.

"Class rep, have you been avoiding me lately?"

Ji Xinyan pouted her lips: "It’s always me initiating the chat, and it makes me lose face."

If it weren’t for Tea sister’s high EQ and IQ, Lin Baici would have thought he was PUA-ing her.

"..."

Lin Baici truly was avoiding Ji Xinyan because he feared he wouldn’t be able to control himself around her.

"No reply means you admit it, right?"

Ji Xinyan gently twisted Lin Baici’s arm: "Spill it, why are you avoiding me?"

"I’m afraid that if we keep hanging out, I won’t be able to stop myself from crossing lines, because you’re quite charming. But I’m not ready to have you as a girlfriend!"

Lin Baici bluntly confessed. If Tea sister got angry, that would actually be a relief. Otherwise, continuing this ambiguity could lead to trouble.

The taxi driver almost spewed out a mouthful of water upon hearing this.

Can one be this honest?

First, trick her into falling for me then we’ll talk!

"Why? Am I not good enough to be your girlfriend?"

Ji Xinyan raised an eyebrow.

"When I look at you, it’s not love that I’m thinking about!"

Perhaps it’s true that money emboldens the spirit, with Lin Baici lying on a bank card with over twenty million yuan, her speech became more blunt: "Xinyan, stop targeting my Achilles’ heel!"

"Not love?" Ji Xinyan understood in a second: "Then it must be desire?"

Tea sister said this while rubbing Lin Baici’s leg with her right leg clad in thigh-high boots.

"Cut it out!"

Lin Baici pressed down on Ji Xinyan’s thigh.

The tea sister immediately leaned against Lin Baici, as if she wanted to bite his ear: "Why don’t we just go to a hotel?"

Lin Baici closed her eyes, activated Mantra Buddha Resound, and began mumbling the Diamond Sutra.

The cab driver caught a glimpse of Ji Xinyan through the rearview mirror, then looked at Lin Baici and cursed silently, "Idiot." If it were him, he would have been fawning over her already.

"Hey hey, do you think I’m some kind of fairy?"

Ji Xinyan was speechless, but after listening to a few lines of scripture, she lost the mood to tease Lin Baici and became calm as still water.

On the way, the car was dead silent, creating a unique atmosphere amidst Lin Baici’s reciting of the scripture.

We arrived at the airport.

The cab driver stopped the car, still reminiscing.

"Uncle, how much is it?"

Ji Xinyan asked.

"What?"

The cab driver snapped back to reality: "No charge, no charge, handsome guy, can I get your WeChat? Next time you need a ride, I’ll be there in no time, but I hope you can record this snippet of sutra for me!"

"Search for ’Lin Da Hungry Man’ on B Station!"

Lin Baici smiled and took out her phone: "How much?"

The total was 156, and Tea sister was quick to pay first.

Lin Baici didn’t care about the small amount of money and volunteered to carry Tea sister’s luggage.

"Being handsome really does have its perks!"

The cab driver was envious, then realized there was a traffic jam ahead. Normally, he would have been swearing and honking furiously, but today, his mood was surprisingly good.

After going through the security check and entering the airport, Ji Xinyan noticed quite a few girls stealthily checking out Lin Baici.

It’s safe to say, having such a tall, handsome boyfriend really feels superior.

Too bad, he’s not mine!

"What time is your flight?"

Lin Baici messaged Xia Hongyao, asking for their location.

"We have 50 minutes before boarding!"

Ji Xinyan checked her watch.

The two were on different flights; they collected their tickets, checked in their luggage, went through security, and entered the departure lounge.

"Let’s go, have a coffee!"

Ji Xinyan had just finished speaking when she heard someone calling for Lin Baici, and the voice was very pleasant!

"Xiao Bai!"

Hua Yue Yu came running over with a yellow Pikachu backpack.

"Yue Yu?"

Lin Baici was surprised: "Are you going home?"

"You guess?"

Hua Yue Yu playfully blinked and then turned to Ji Xinyan: "Hello, I’m Xiao Bai’s friend, Hua Yue Yu!"

"I’m his classmate, Ji Xinyan!"

Tea sister subtly sized up Hua Yue Yu, her woman’s intuition telling her that this girl was here specifically waiting for Lin Baici.

What’s she up to?

And boy, that girl’s got a pretty high charm factor, cuteness off the charts!

Hua Yue Yu was wearing denim shorts with black leggings today, a pair of mid-calf cotton boots on her feet, an oversize fluffy light blue down coat on top, and a pink cat-ear headset, giving her an air of sweet and adorable charm.

But no legs, no butt; the class president probably wouldn’t like this type, right?

Hua Yue Yu was also stealthily observing Ji Xinyan.

Three words, fashionable woman; she seemed like the type of girl who only drinks Starbucks, insists on a Dyson hairdryer, and basically buys any hot-selling product recommended by influencers.

Not enough money?

There’s Ant Check Later, Borrow Later, and doggy cash machines!

It’s a sure thing!

Hua Yue Yu was reassured—Xiao Bai wouldn’t fancy such a superficial girl.

"Let’s go, find a place to sit down first!"

Lin Baici was oblivious to the silent clash between the two girls.

The trio entered the airport’s Western restaurant.

"What would you like to drink?"

Hua Yue Yu and Ji Xinyan spoke in unison and even walked towards the counter together.

This scene made both girls realize that they were both Lin Baici’s fawning admirers,

The pot calling the kettle black!