Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1402 - 605 Why Does Your Mouth Taste of God?_4

Chapter 1402: Chapter 605 Why Does Your Mouth Taste of God?_4

"Ah!"

Xia Hongyao slapped her forehead. She had just been reveling in the thrill of clearing out an entire street, but now, upon hearing that Lin Baici defeated a God, she felt envious.

"Why did that guy cause God’s ruins?"

Hua Yue Yu was puzzled, "This is Haijing, where a lot of God Hunters are stationed. Doesn’t he care at all?"

"Lost a game and got triggered!"

Lin Baici explained briefly.

Xia Hongyao was dumbfounded after hearing this, "Just because of some bad business?"

"Hongyao, you don’t understand. To a gamer, this is a big deal."

Hua Yue Yu sympathized with Li Luyou’s mindset.

"You killed the God?"

Gu Qingqiu walked circles around Lin Baici, suddenly reaching out and lifting his shirt for a peek.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Baici slapped Alumnus Gu’s hand away.

"I’m looking for scars left by the God on you!"

Gu Qingqiu replied concisely.

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless.

"Oh right, the God—where is it?"

Xia Hongyao finally realized and began looking around, "Where’s my sister? She should’ve arrived by now, right?"

"That God’s combat prowess is pathetic. I beat it half to death, then your sister came and contained it!"

Lin Baici shrugged.

In truth, Li Luyou’s physical combat capabilities were weak, but swap him out for any Dragon Level opponent, and it would be wishful thinking for one person to take him down alone.

When Li Luyou revealed his true form, the God’s radiation could cause severe dizziness for Dragon Level individuals, drastically sapping their combat effectiveness. But Lin Baici was completely immune.

As for the arcade maze afterwards, unless one could be as precise as Lin Baici in locating Li Luyou quickly, even a Dragon Level fighter would eventually be worn out inside the maze.

And then there was Li Luyou’s trump card—the golden gaming controller. It was simply unbeatable. The more Dragon Levels went after him, the better it played into his hand, as he could control one Dragon Level as his avatar and fight against the others.

When that Dragon Level was nearly dead, he’d simply switch to controlling another.

Let’s just say Li Luyou was incredibly unlucky to lose his temper exactly when Lin Baici was around. Otherwise, he could’ve wiped out an entire party of Dragon Levels.

Song Tian stood at a distance, observing Hua Yue Yu and the other two.

Sister Fish had an adorable vibe that didn’t clash with her own. But that lady Xiong Da—she’s way too domineering, probably irresistible to any man.

And the last one—what an incredible face, paired with such a magnificent aura!

Everyone was wearing skirts, but she herself looked like a country bumpkin in comparison. But judging by appearances, apart from Hua Yue Yu, the other two probably only had a platonic relationship with Lin Baici.

"Hua Yue Yu, oh Hua Yue Yu, I’ve got your weak spot now!"

Song Tian muttered, eyeing the absurd height difference between Hua Yue Yu and Lin Baici. Suddenly, she gained a bit of admiration for her. With her own stature, she barely endured it; it must feel like being punched in the stomach from the inside. Was Hua Yue Yu not worried about dying in bed?

"Big Cousin! Sister Fish!"

Someone spotted Lin Baici and Hua Yue Yu and darted over.

"Let’s head home!"

Lin Baici was exhausted.

Xia Hongmian had been very considerate. After containing the God, she didn’t let her subordinates immediately enter but instead left ample time for Lin Baici.

When Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao exited Wanda Plaza, Zhao Zongshao, who was overseeing operations, quickly approached. They exchanged a few words before Zhou Zongshao led his team in to clean up the aftermath.

If the contamination had been caused by regular Taboo things, the plaza could still be purified and remain in use. But since it was God contamination, the entire mall would have to be demolished.

After demolition, the debris would require further purification and burial.

The night breeze blew gently under a sky full of stars.

It was now 8:00 PM, and the nightlife in Haijing hadn’t yet begun.

"Little Linzi, where are you headed tonight?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t know Lin Baici had bought a house, so given the circumstances, he definitely couldn’t return to the dormitory.

"Hotel, probably."

Lin Baici wasn’t sure if his villa was ready, so he planned to stay at the Hilton Hotel.

"Why don’t you come to my place?"

Xia Hongyao suggested. They could also discuss the events at God’s ruins later that evening.

"Not going."

Lin Baici glanced at the high ponytail. How could he not guess Xiong Da’s little intentions?

If he went, sleep was definitely off the table.

Besides, even if the high ponytail had no ulterior motives, Lin Baici still didn’t want to go. Single man and single woman in the same room? Not ideal—it’s important to maintain appearances.

"Then come over to my place?"

Hua Yue Yu looked at Lin Baici, "You must be tired, right? There’s a massage parlor near my home. The Lady Boss there is really good at what she does—you could give it a try!"

"Really?"

Xia Hongyao’s interest was piqued, "I’ll go check it out too."

"You’re perfectly healthy. What do you need a massage for? Hurry up and take me home!"

Gu Qingqiu grabbed Xia Hongyao’s high ponytail and dragged her away, "See ya!"

"See ya!"

Lin Baici felt a bit awkward. Alumnus Gu had clearly guessed what Hua Yue Yu was trying to do and pulled Xia Hongyao away to create an opportunity for her.

Hua Yue Yu also felt slightly uncomfortable. Inviting a man home made her feel cheap, but she really wanted to be with Lin Baici.

"Wait here; I’ll go fetch the car from the underground garage."

Lin Baici left.

"Don’t wander off. Make sure to report to the Security Bureau tomorrow. Otherwise, you’ll cause trouble for Xiao Bai."

By regulation, Song Tian was supposed to be taken to the Security Bureau. However, since Lin Baici vouched for her, she could first go home that evening to shower and rest. Hua Yue Yu worried Song Tian might be scared and try to escape overnight.

"Got it!"

Song Tian stared at Hua Yue Yu, "You’ve known Bai Ci for a long time?"

"Met him last summer." Hua Yue Yu didn’t hide anything.

Song Tian nodded, "Bai Ci is amazing. If it weren’t for him, I’d be dead already."

"I know. He’s saved me so many times."

Thinking about the times at God’s ruins with Lin Baici, Hua Yue Yu couldn’t help but smile warmly.

"So many streamers and content creators died."

Song Tian remembered Laughing Buddha, Elder Zhou, and the others. Against rule contamination, ordinary people were utterly powerless. "That’s why I’m deeply grateful to Bai Ci. You understand what I mean, right?"

Hua Yue Yu frowned briefly before letting it go. A woman saved by Lin Baici—how could she not like him?

Trying to win over Xiao Bai?

Bring it on!

Lin Baici drove up in a cherry-red Palamera, parking by the roadside and lowering the window, "Get in."

Song Tian immediately headed toward the front passenger seat.

Hua Yue Yu’s heart sank upon seeing this. Was she already making moves? She wanted to fight for him too, but her personality held her back. She conceded silently, heading for the back seat.

Seeing Little Merperson’s meek behavior, Song Tian secretly laughed. "By the time I give birth to Lin Baici’s second child, you’ll still be working through different positions."

Still, Hua Yue Yu had known Lin Baici longer and clearly had a closer relationship with him. And if she kept coming across as overly aggressive and intimate, Lin Baici might not like her. So Song Tian pretended to admire the car and walked around to the back door.

"Nice car!"

Song Tian climbed in.

’Such a scheming b*tch!’

Hua Yue Yu was fuming.

"You big-time streamers could probably afford a Ferrari, right?"

Sister Sweet had been in the business for a while and certainly earned more than Hua Yue Yu.

"I could afford one, but I don’t like sports cars."

Sister Sweet clearly had savings, "Bai Ci, you saved me. Should I gift you a sports car?"

Upon hearing this, Hua Yue Yu chuckled!

What’s this now?

Trying to sugar daddy Xiao Bai? Don’t you know Xiao Bai earns a billion a year?

Even if someone were to play sugar daddy, would it be you?

The Goryeo Girl is the heiress of the Da Xian Conglomerate and spends more in a year than you’ve made through years of streaming!

Not to mention, you haven’t factored me in!

If Xiao Bai were willing, I’d happily live-stream 18 hours a day to support him, hand over my bank card, and let him manage everything I make.

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