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Chapter 391 - 102: Doubting Life, Sweet as Honey_1

Chapter 391: Chapter 102: Doubting Life, Sweet as Honey_1

Hearing the woman’s plea to break down the door, the two policemen hesitated and said, "Isn’t that a bit reckless? Vandalizing a citizen’s property could lead to a complaint against us, and we could lose our jobs!"

Assuring and swearing that they wouldn’t complain about any damages, the couple finally convinced the policemen to pry open the door.

And it wasn’t the lock they pried open, but the door itself. The young policemen used their strength and a crowbar to create a large hole in the door.

When the policemen left, the couple, forgetting about moving their bed inside, looked at the damaged door in despair. They cursed the police for their recklessness and their son for remaining out all night.

They haphazardly blocked the door and didn’t dare to sleep, getting dressed and sitting in the room in a daze. After such a strange incident, they were completely bewildered and sleep was out of the question.

How strange this all was! Lucky it happened on their doorstep. If it had happened in the middle of the street, or some odd place, the fun would have been even bigger!

Quite puzzled about what happened, they suddenly heard a mournful cry outside.

Boss Hong, now quite startled, angered and frustrated with nowhere to vent his anger, found everything around him irritating, and cursed, "Whose damned brat is crying out there? Has someone died, or is their whole family on fire?"

His wife, after listening more closely, doubted, "Doesn’t that sound like our son’s voice?"

Boss Hong listened and indeed, it did.

The couple rushed out following the sound, and sure enough, it was their son.

By the light of the street lamp, they saw their son reeking of alcohol. He was covered in vomit, and even had liquid dripping down his pant leg! It was an atrocious sight.

That would have been alright, but the place where their son was found was rather unusual—he was hanging from the branch of a big tree by the roadside.

The Provincial City had always been counted as one of the most civil cities in the country and the greening work was excellent!

The roadside trees were decades-old plane trees, tall and big!

Boss Hong’s son was hanging on a lone branch that extended to the middle of the road. At the end of the branch, there was a fork that had trapped him. It was a dead end both up and down.

The poor kid had probably been stuck in that tree fork for a while. It seemed like he had lost all his strength and didn’t dare to move, fearing he would fall. As for the liquid dripping down his pant leg, it was probably because he had been frightened after drinking too much and his body couldn’t hold it in.

Seeing their son in such a miserable state, the parents were a mix of shock and anger, and didn’t know what to do.

Seems like they had to ask for police help yet again.

These two usually didn’t care much about policemen, but today, they have sought their help twice!

They didn’t know how long they had been pleading, but by now the eastern sky was beginning to lighten.

One young policeman finally lazily said, "If he got drunk and climbed up a tree by the roadside, it’s considered intentional disruption of public order. You’d better get him down and later report to the police station to accept punishment."

Another policeman earnestly suggested, "Isn’t that bed outside? Put it under him, pile up some quilts, then let him fall. It’s such a simple matter. Don’t say we didn’t respond when you asked for help! We’ll watch your vehicle to make sure no confused driver crashes into your family."

It really was quite simple, even though the branch was a bit high, putting more quilts on the bed would do. If there weren’t enough quilts, just layer on some strange stuff.

When that unlucky kid did fall, he rolled off the bed.

He was unharmed, his dad, Boss Hong, was standing by to catch him! But Boss Hong, who was chilled and frightened all night, wasn’t prepared and dislocated his arm when his son collided with him. Luckily, it wasn’t anything serious.

As for why their son ended up in the tree, he couldn’t explain. All he knew was that as a young man, he liked to drink and lacked self-control. Apart from remembering drinking, he also remembered taking a taxi home, and after that, things got blurry.

When he sobered up, he just felt his body aching all over from the pressure of the tree branches. One look down almost scared him to death and it was damn cold so high up! His body smeared with vomit, he really suffered quite a bit.

The bizarre experiences of the three couldn’t be explained and they chalked it up to bad luck!

Others didn’t see it that way. It’s not surprising for drunk people to climb trees. Who knows what they could do after getting drunk? There were even those who stripped naked and ran through the streets!

As for why this couple was sleeping by the roadside?

Well, that’s hard to say, maybe you guys slept roadside because you have some peculiar hobby!

When you’re in the mood, you just go out. If you forgot your keys, just make up a lie! You’re saying you guys were sleeping soundly, with all the doors and windows properly closed, and suddenly, you and the bed ended up outside the house, and you don’t even know how it happened?

Someone’s got to believe that, right?

Regardless of whether others believed it, the three family members had a sleepless night filled with fear and spent a few days recovering. Afterwards, they toned down their behavior a lot and got back to running their business diligently.

There’s one thing that’s been a rumor ever since—this couple got into the good habit of wearing pajamas to bed and keeping the house keys in a pajama pocket, so they wouldn’t be uncomfortable sleeping!

What a good habit!

While the Hong family was full of doubts, Yan Fei was cheerfully humming a tune while preparing breakfast in the kitchen!

Miss Xu Xiaoyan recalled the Chinese Sturgeon incident only when she returned home last night. She wasn’t thinking about their bet but worried he would sneak out to the river to catch fish.

Even though it was getting colder and she knew Yan Fei was as robust as a cow, she worried for him. Thus, she repeatedly asked him to promise her that he wouldn’t sneak off to the river again.

If that’s the case, the Chinese Sturgeon matter could be put aside for now—he definitely hadn’t gone to the river last night.

He always carried fish with him whenever needed, so there was no fear of running out of things to eat.

Now, he had cooked a small pot of porridge, fried some eggs, and made four side dishes: one was spring onions mixed with tofu; the other was stir-fried green chillies with dinosaur stomach shreds; another was chewy dried dinosaur meat, and the last one was stir-fried dinosaur meat slices with bamboo shoots—don’t ask where the bamboo shoots came from this season, they were carried with him, just as he pleased.

Accompanied by two dishes of savory Salted Vegetables, breakfast was ready.

When Miss Xiaoyan happily rushed over, the two of them enjoyed their breakfast together. The sweet little life was very warm and cosy.

With such a sweet life, the affection between the two grew stronger, bringing them back to their childhood state—they started feeding each other again.

Feeding each other spoon by spoon, they were only a small step away from mouth-to-mouth feeding, completely ignoring hygiene.