Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 280 - 1 Cultural Person Yan Sanfen_1

Chapter 280: Chapter 1 Cultural Person Yan Sanfen_1

Xu Xiaoyan opened her eyes, the room was dim.

Although she felt as if she had just fallen asleep, she could already hear the sound of cooking from the next room.

Slightly flustered, she stretched out her arm to turn on the light, and after glancing at the digital clock on her bedside table, she sighed in relief.

She lay in bed, pulling open the mosquito net, and looked at the luggage she had packed and checked hundreds of times. Then, she lazily lowered the mosquito net and began to stare blankly at the top of the net.

Seemingly a long time later, Yan Fei’s voice came from next door: "Wife, are you awake? Breakfast is ready!"

The girl suddenly sat up as if she just woke up from a dream, and shouted: "Almost ready!"

She hurriedly dressed, put on her shoes, washed her face, and as she was wiping her face with a towel, she suddenly froze.

Murmuring to herself: "School is starting!"

After saying that, she pressed the towel hard against her face.

It wasn’t until Yan Fei’s voice came from the next room again: "Yes, school is starting! Have a quick meal and we’ll go catch the bus! Your big sister will be here soon."

The girl removed the towel, suddenly laughed, and shouted back: "Do you have dog ears?! How can you hear me when I speak so softly!"

As she spoke, she hung the towel on the basin stand and walked over to the next room.

As soon as she walked in, she froze again.

Her expression on her face became weirder and weirder, and finally, she couldn’t help but burst into laughter, laughing so hard that she held her stomach: "Yan Xiaofei, hahaha... what are you doing? How come you are dressing up like this! Are you the ’Glasses Hero’? Ha ha ha..."

At this moment, Yan Fei was sitting at the dining table in a grand manner. He was wearing a slightly transparent white long-sleeved shirt on his upper body and a pair of baggy army green trousers on his lower body. He also wore a pair of black leather shoes.

Although he had polished the leather shoes to a high shine, from the style, it was obvious that the shoes were much older than he was.

The most crucial part was that he was wearing an old-fashioned black square-frame glasses on the bridge of his nose, a classic image of an old-style intellectual.

The difference between this image and his usual big trousers and torn vest was... really too big. No wonder why Xu Xiaoyan couldn’t stop laughing.

"Yan Xiaofei, what on earth are you doing? Your outfit is too... too... too historic!" Xu Xiaoyan laughed and gasped for air, she covered her stomach with her hand and sat down at the table, she still couldn’t help but laugh.

"Hmm, Xu Xiaoyan, as a classmate, I must remind you, as a girl, you just now were very unladylike. Aren’t you going to remain demure anymore?" Yan Fei sat up straight and spoke solemnly to the girl.

"Hahaha..." Xu Xiaoyan laughed so hard she couldn’t stand it, she jumped up and started hitting him. "I’ll teach you to make fun of me. I’ll teach you to be a classmate. I’ll teach you to make me laugh. My stomach hurts from laughing too much, how will I be able to get on the bus later!"

"Don’t make a fuss, don’t make a fuss, this is my carefully chosen outfit, prepared specially for sending you off to school. I searched for a long time in the old trunk at home to find these two pieces of clothing. If you mess them up, I won’t be able to wear them anymore." Yan Fei tried to maintain his image. "Do I look like a university student now?"

"Ah ah ah..." Xu Xiaoyan screamed, she laid on his shoulder and bit him hard. Then she got up in annoyance and said, "Can’t you be serious? Do you have to make me laugh to death?"

Yan Fei didn’t even flinch when she bit him, her strength wasn’t a threat to him. He was still sitting steadily: "I’ve thought it through, when we get to the school, stop calling me Yan Xiaofei. Just call me Xiao Fei, and I’ll call you Sister Xiaoxing."

Seeing the girl a little confused, he explained, "That way, people will think we’re siblings and won’t know you’re my wife. Free love is popular in universities now, it’s not good for you if people find out you’re my wife!"

Finally, the girl stopped laughing at his words, she stirred the bowl with chopsticks, and said in a low voice, "Is this what you’ve learned from watching TV all these days?"

Yan Fei nodded: "Free love, I learned it from TV, but I’ve also heard people say it! But this outfit was my own idea. I can’t embarrass you now when I’m taking you to the Provincial City. Besides, I’ve realized that once we leave, we might run into something. This outfit can prevent others from remembering us, there are only benefits, no drawbacks."

Xu Xiaoyan looked up at him, and as she saw his appearance, she couldn’t help but want to laugh again. But thinking about the time he must’ve spent on this, and in the end, it was all for sending her to school, she couldn’t say anything else.

After thinking for a while, she blurted out: "You’re really getting into this dress-up thing, huh? You were the Straw Hat Hero last time, do you want to be the Glasses Hero this time?"

Yan Fei was a bit embarrassed by her words: "That won’t be necessary this time. This time it’s about sending you to school, we absolutely can’t cause trouble. Don’t worry!"

The girl didn’t know what to say, she urged, "Eat quickly, once we finish breakfast and my sister is here, we can go."

After eating, a few others from the cattle farm came over, and they all laughed hilariously when they saw his image, even the mute one was dancing, but no one knew what he was saying.

In the end, Yan Fei scowled: "Stop laughing, all of you. When I leave later, just take care of the cattle farm. I’ll probably be back tonight."

Heizi was the happiest one, he suppressed his laughter a few more times before he finally stopped, then he said to Ma Chao: "Brother Chao, have you noticed? Usually when he scowls, I find it a bit creepy, but now that he’s wearing glasses, I’m not scared at all!"

Yan Fei made a show of rolling up his sleeves: "Are you really not scared?"

Heizi quickly stepped back two steps: "I’m scared, I’m scared, your image, you have to maintain your image..."

Everyone was really amused.

Originally, they had all been together for so long, and now that they were sending the girl to school, they inevitably felt a sense of reluctance to part ways. From his antics, any kind of atmosphere was gone, and only laughter remained.

Sometime later, a hand tractor drove in, with Old Xu and his wife and their other two daughters sitting on it.

All four of them looked dumbfounded even before they got off the tractor, and as soon as they did, they couldn’t bother to greet them onto the vehicle. Instead, Xu Yue asked Yan Fei: "What’s the matter with your outfit?"

Yan Fei answered seriously: "I’m taking Sister Xiaoxing to school, I have to dress formally, right?"

The expression on the four people’s faces was odd, they wanted to laugh but felt it was inappropriate, it was quite uncomfortable to hold it in. They looked at him and then at Xu Xiaoyan, sizing them up back and forth.

The girl was wearing all new clothes, a goose yellow short-sleeve shirt, white straight-leg pants, and white sandals. She stood there gracefully.

His two pieces of clothing were quite baggy, and with those glasses, once he stood next to the girl, the contrast was just like an old-fashioned bulky radio and the most fashionable large color TV being put together, there was only a gap of about twenty years.

The most important thing was his serious demeanor, which was indeed very different from his usual lazy look.

Xu Xiaoyan was uncomfortable being stared at, she stamped her foot angrily and shouted: "What are you looking at? If you want to laugh, just laugh!"